<"Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers and the crowd roars to it's feet as SD-6 makes it's way to the ring. Captain Sammitch and PenWing, wearing the Tag Team Donkey Lovin' titles around their waists, hold the ropes open for Meeko and Nuriko to enter the ring. Two-Ton Tommy enters after them, and James Fantastic follows. Meeko is handed a mic.
Meeko: For the last few months, I have been working behind the scenes to build a new coalition based on friendship, loyalty, and trust. It came as no surprise to us when Sneaky Bunny betrayed us at No Way Out of the Closet. PenWing saw it coming. That's why he was so calm, aside from that little encounter he had with Joe Mama. And we were ready. We rolled with the punches. We let the Bastardo Family have their moment. And at Robblemania, we had ours!
<Pops from the crowd.>
Meeko: We were the underdogs, and yeah, we lost our matches, but what we gained cannot be measured in gold! And next week will feature the debut of one of the things we gained, the next Lipstick Lesbian Tag Team Champions, the TKOs!
<More pops from the crowd.>
Marcum: TKOs? What the hell does that mean?
Monroe: Total Knock Outs!
Marcum: You must mean Totally Knocked Out!
Meeko: Ladies and Gentleman, the other half of the TKOs, and the next Women's Boobie Belt Champion, Nuriko!
<Meeko hands the mic to Nuriko as the crowd gives their approval.>
Nuriko: When I was approached by Meeko-san to join Penwing and Sammitch in their battle with the Bastardo family, I did not hesitate to say yes. Now, I finally have a manager who fully believes in me and my abilities, and is willing to help me fully in my campaign to take the women's title from that lying, treacherous bitch Sneaky Bunny!
<Pops from the crowd>
Nuriko: As the new number one contender, it is my intention to restore the honour of the women's title by re-taking the title. I have full confidence in Meeko's abilities to help me win the title, and also in her abilities as a tag team partner. She will do whatever it takes to win that title, and that is the attitude which I respect. But, now I have the honour of introducing my close personal friend and fellow former Bastardo, 'The One and Only' James Fantastic!
<Nuriko hands the mic to James Fantastic as the crowd cheers.>
James Fantastic: First of all, I'd just like to give Meeko an almighty WHOO! for getting this whole enterprise up and running. Ever since I was first approached by Meeko to join this stable, I've become convinced of one thing: The Bastardo's days are numbered!
<Major pop from the crowd>
James Fantastic: King Snarf, I'd like to remind you of something I said once some time ago. As I recall, my exact words were: One Day, You're gonna go down. And I'm gonna be there.
Well, guess what? I really am. WHOO!!
<The crowd echoes Fantastic, with a loud WHOO!>
James Fantastic: First of all, let's look at the people on this team. We got Penwing and Captain Sammitch, the boys with the tag titles, and the number one contenders for both the Big Cheese and Intercuntinental titles. Then we got Nuriko, the most dangerous girl in the corporation. And as for Tommy...I tagged with this guy. I know how dangerous he is.
<Laughs from the crowd.>
Marcum: He sure is dangerous. As a partner! Has he ever won a match?
James Fantastic: But you know the great thing? SD-6 isn't about titles, or getting revenge on people. This is a group of friends and comrades. I respect all these people and I know they respect me, and that's more important than anything else. Now, you've had enough of my yakkin', so all I've gotta do now is hand the mic to one half of the Donkey Lovin' Tag Team Champions, Captain Sammitch!
<The crowd roars as James Fantastic hands the mic to Captain Sammitch.>
Captain Sammitch: When Meeko decided to go ahead with this coalition, I reminded her of the last time she tried to expand our clique. I reminded her of Joe Mama, who only teamed with us in order to better himself in the eyes of Louie Bastardo. I reminded her of Sneaky Bunny, who decided individual glory was more important than team work. And I reminded her of Son of Mxy, who decided to work with King Snarf instead of against him at Robblemania.
<The crowd booes all three former coalition members.>
Captain Sammitch: So now, Snarf is still the Heavyweight Cheese Champ, Sneaky Bunny has her glory, and Joe Mama has renamed all of his moves after me. Joe, for a guy who hates my guts and claims I don't have a chance at defeating him, you seem to be awfully obsessed with me.
<The crowd laughs.>
Captain Sammitch: Joe, Rehash is just a few weeks away, and I want you to enjoy them. Take some time off, maybe go on vacation, or just get a room with Sneaky Bunny. Hell, I'll even pay for it if that means we don't have to see the two of you constantly groping each other in public. But when you come back for Rehash, make sure to give the Inter-Cunt-Inental title one last kiss... Goodbye.
<Huge pops from the crowd.>
Captain Sammitch: As for SD-6, I'll let the other half of the Tag Team Donkey Lovin' Champions, PenWing, tell you why we're standing here together.
<The crowd erupts as PenWing takes the mic from Captian Sammitch.>
PenWing: When Meeko went to the Doctors' office to demand a contract match, she had no idea what she was getting herself into. All she knew was that there was this young wrestler dominating a nasty feud with a larger opponent. Both of those wrestlers had no direction, and she wanted one of them. When she went to the Doctors' office, he gave her the match, but it was for the smaller guy, the underdog...me. We all know what happened. Getting into the ring with Chris Oakley at that time was nothing like getting into the ring with the technically sound Captain Sammitch. And I lost that match. Badly. Now, I thought that was the end for me. I thought my contract was going to be torn up, and I was going to be tossed out of the RDCW. Meeko told me that was the farthest thing from the truth. She told me that saw she something in me, and that all I needed was the right person to help me along. That person, was Captain Sammitch.
<Pops from the crowd.>
PenWing: Shortly after I lost the contract match, I won the Hardcore Porn Championship. Unfortunately, I never had an opportunity to defend the title.
<PenWing looks over to Two-Ton Tommy, who winks at him.>
PenWing: Now, before you all boo Tommy, let me tell you about what happened while I was recovering from my still undisclosed injury.
<This gets a laugh from the crowd.>
PenWing: Unlike the lilies King Snarf sent me at Robblemania - and by the way, I'm still standing, Snarf, how about you? - Two-Ton Tommy paid me a visit after hours at the hospital that night. He does a great job at giving off this badass attitude of his, but the truth is, he didn't really mean to put my career in jeopardy, and he told me that. We had a long talk, about a lot of things. The icebreaker, believe it or not, was hockey. I had no idea Tommy knew so much about hockey. We talked about what the game was like back in the Eighties, when Wayne Gretzky's Edmonton Oilers ruled the ice. That segued into a conversation about dominance in sports, and about dominance in the RDCW. I told Tommy that it looked like he had fallen in with the right crowd at the right time. He told me otherwise. He told me that he was ashamed of his sneak attack on me. He said it was one thing to attack someone within a personal feud, but it was another to attack someone just because they weren't a part of the Family. When Louie Bastardo told him to take care of me that night, he felt he had to, out of respect for his patriarch. I told him that he would have to pay for what he did, and that even though we seemed to be getting along out of the ring, in the ring, the gloves were going to come off. As a hockey fan, he understood this, and he promised me that he would fight with honor in all of his matches against us, and against me. With that, he left, and I went on to rehab my injury.
<PenWing pauses, and the crowd applauds Two-Ton Tommy.>
Marcum: Why are they clapping for him?
Monroe: They are acknowledging their respect for him, and for his honorable actions.
Marcum: Honorable actions? He betrayed the Family! Where's the honor in that!?
PenWing: It was during my rehab that Meeko presented me options I was not aware of. She showed me a copy of the contract she signed with the Doctor, and told me I should read it. I noticed a clause that no one had mentioned at the time of the match.
<PenWing pulls out the contract.>
PenWing: "PenWing's contract will be held by Meeko until such time that PenWing wins any RDCW Championship title. At that time, Meeko will no longer have control over PenWing's right to compete in the RDCW, and he will be free to dismiss her services as his manager."
<The crowd is silent.>
Marcum: I knew it! All this time, Meeko kept PenWing around to protect herself and Captain Sammitch!
Monroe: All this time? It's been over two months since PenWing found out about the clause!
PenWing: Your silence is the same reaction I had. I didn't know what to think. I didn't know what to say. I was free. I had been free for weeks. Meeko didn't even try to apologize. She couldn't even bring herself to look at me. She was ashamed. All that time, she and Captain Sammitch had been teaching me the importance of friendship, loyalty, and trust, and yet there she was, admitting that she had lied to me. I asked her why she waited to tell me, why she wasn't upfront about this? I asked her if the only reason she was coming forward was because she was worried that my career was in jeopardy. Her answer...was that she had been wanting to tell me the truth ever since I won the Hardcore Porn Championship, but she was afraid that I would walk out on the team. She thought that the only thing keeping a good thing together was my thinking I had no choice. But she realized that she had no right to make me think that, and that I had to make my own decisions. She was going to leave, but I stopped her. I told her that if she really wanted me to be part of the team, all she had to do was ask.
<Penwing pauses again.>
PenWing: From that point on, I was no longer the third guy in the locker room. I was an equal. And my influence has been felt. I told Meeko about my conversation with Tommy, and when Louie fired most of the Family, I told Meeko that we had to act fast if we wanted to get ahead. Meeko met with James Fantastic, and I had another talk with Tommy, who formally introduced me to Nuriko. Then, we waited until the time was right. And at Robblemania... We made our move!
<The crowd cheers.>
PenWing: Louie Bastardo, your boys never stood a chance against us! As a team, SD-6 took out the entire Bastardo Family, including the giant luchadore, El Superbeasto! And from now on, this is how it's going to work in the RDCW! From now on, Sudden Death Rules!
<PenWing throws down the mic and targets Captian Sammitch with Sudden Death. At the same time, Nuriko gives Meeko Sudden Death, and Two-Ton Tommy dishes out a Tommybomb to James Fantastic. PenWing drops his Tag Team Donkey Lovin' title on Sammitch, and the three exit the ring together as the shocked crowd crowd booes them.>
Monroe: Buhgawb! I can't believe what I just saw! PenWing betrayed Meeko!
Marcum: I can't believe PenWing finally found the cajones(sp?) to stop being Sammitch's lapdog!
Monroe: But what does this mean for SD-6!? And what will Sammitch do about his match with the Hogs of War later tonight!? We hope to have some answers when we return!
