Backstage, we see Chesty Lerou with the newly married Savitzes. The pair are the picture of married bliss
CL: I'm standing here...Donny? My face is up here, Donny! For chrissakes, I'm trying to do an interview!
The Camera refocuses on Chesty's face
CL: Thankyou. A-hem. I'm standing with Tommy Savitz and his new wife, the diva formerly known Rosalita. Now, my first question is one I'm sure is on everyone's lips: What does the marriage mean to your careers?
R: Well, The first thing I have to announce is that I intend to revert to my real name, and compete as Terri Savitz from now on. We've talked about this, and both agreed that my old gear and style is inappropriate from now on.
CL: Hey, can I borrow your old gear? It's just for a friend, you understand...
Tommy raises an eyebrow, plainly not believing a word of it.
CL: Anyway, what did Spandex Monkey Man have to say about this?
TS: His precise words were 'What? Oh, right. Well, never mind, lots to do!'
CL: Riight. Tommy, how do you feel about your upcoming match against The Bastardo Family?
TS: It's a match. I'm gonna do my job and give my best, same as always. If we lose, it won't be because I give a bad performance.
Tommy and his wife leave, leaving Chesty on her own.
CL: Well, that went well. Donny? Keep the cmaera on my face, please? If you want fun, wait until after the show...
