Wednesday Vs Son Of Mxy (non-title)

In a battle between the Hardcore Porn Champion and the Lightweight Faggot Title-holder, it was Son Of Mxy’s ring rust that did him in. In the early goings, Son Of Mxy was able to use his high-flying assaults to keep pace and gain the advantage over Wednesday. But Wednesday’s stamina…

Madman: If Stareena and ButterRican were my teammates, I’d have great stamina too!

Monroe: Jaysus, Marcum!

…And mat skills were able to keep him in the match. When the match got into the later minutes, Wednesday was able to turn the match in his favor to gain the upper hand and ultimately seal the win with his See You Next Tuesdays.


Chokeslam Challenge: El Superbeasto vs. Urg

This special challenge attraction pitted another RDJL member against a member of the Bastardo Family. Running into each in the hallway early on Havoc, the two behemoths got into each other's faces and refused to back down. The Doctor signed a Chokeslam Challenge match to settle them down and hopefully keep them from wrecking the backstage area of the CheeseDome.

The theme song from "Captain Caveman" played over the arena sound system, as Urg was lead down to ringside by his handlers, the vivacious Teen Angels. The crowd cheered loudly for the lovable caveman and his beautiful attendant as Urg proclaimed himself the only "real man" in RDCW.

The cheers quickly turned to jeers, however, as Del Castillo's "Back From the Grave" sounded, signaling the arrival of the Giant Luchador, El Superbeasto, accompanied by Louie Bastardo and Grace.

The two monstrous competitors stood nose to nose in mid ring as Lothar sounded for the bell and the match to start. For a few moments, the two stood attempting to out-macho the other to the delight of the fans. Finally, Urg signaled for his feared Caveman Crunch maneuver.

Wrapping his massive hand around the behemoth's throat, Urg attempted to lift his foe into the air. Once, twice, three times, the caveman attempted to lift El Superbeasto, but every time, the Giant Luchador blocked his attempts. The Teen Angels pounded on the mat and attempted to rally the fans behind their charge.

As they did so, however, Louie Bastardo and Grace consulted their trusted laptop, and Louie exchanged bizarre hand signals with El Superbeasto. Grace climbed up upon the ring apron claiming the Teen Angels were attempting to interfere and distracting Lothar's attention.

Monroe: "Not again! How many times do we have to see this?"

Marcum: "Hey, it's not Lothar's fault! Look at how beautiful Grace is!"

As Lothar was distracted, El Superbeasto immediately kicked Urg with a low blow, and struck him with a double axe handle across his back, knocking the caveman to the mat. The Teen Angels protested on the outside as Louie and Grace smiled gleefully.

The fans in the CheeseDome booed heartily as Superbeasto lifted Urg up for his feared Chokeslam to Oblivion and drove the caveman into the mat!

Lothar signalled for the bell and the end to the match as Superbeasto's music played. "Another win for the Family!" Louie Bastardo imparted to a ringside camera as he raised his protégé’s enormous arm.

Their celebration was cut short, though, as an unfamiliar voice challenged the giant. "Hola! El Superbeasto!"

All attention turned to the Cheese-O-Tron where another Luchador clad all in green stood defiantly. "I am Hombre Lagarto, and I challenge you to a true exhibition of lucha libre skills on next week's Havoc!"

The fans gasped collectively as El Superbeasto signaled for a microphone. James White presented him with the mic as Superbeasto made his response: "I accept!"


Dark Lords Vs Howlerama

"Slick" Bill Williams lead his charges down to ringside as Howler and Highwayman slid into the ring under the ropes and all four men immediately began brawling in the center of the ring!

Monroe: "These two teams do not like each other, Madman!"

Marcum: "That's an understatement!"

Howler and Darth fought to the outside as Grimm and Highwayman stood toe to toe in the ring. Grimm went for an Irish whip, but Highwayman reversed it and hit a Stand and Deliver on the Dark Lord. Putting his foe on the mat, Highwayman strutted a bit before going to apply a Five Leaf Clover.

Grimm managed to pull himself to the ropes and Lothar ordered the Company man to break the hold. Highwayman held on as Lothar began to count. Highwayman broke the hold at four, releasing Grimm, and tagged in Howler. Howler went for a Downsizing, but Grimm reversed it and hit a piledriver of his own.

Grimm tagged in Darth, who went for a Sabrestretch on Howler, then turned it into a modified Darkside Slam! As Darth prepared to continue punishing his foe, Highwayman entered the ring illegally and hit him with a high knee to the back!

Lothar ushered him out of the ring as Grimm tagged back in and prepared for a Kobe Special! Signaling for the move, Grimm was caught off guard as Howler kicked him off of the turnbuckles and hit a Lockdown!

Howler immediately followed up and hit a Big Business, sending Grimm down to the floor. Howler followed him out as Bill Williams readied a steel chair.

Grimm shoved Howler off as Williams hit his own charge with the chair! Grimm kicked Williams in the gut and delivered a 138, dropping him on his own chair!

In the ring, Darth hit Highwayman with a Sithspawn, taking him down. Grimm rolled Howler in the ring and the two readied their foes for. . .

Monroe: "Oh my gob. . .you don't think. . ."

Marcum: "It is! Dueling Triple 6 Bombs!"

Grimm and Darth each delivered a Triple 6 Bomb to the Company men as the crowd went to their feet! Standing in the center of the ring, Grimm and Darth both hit a crucifix pose as flashbulbs went off in the arena.

As Grimm turned and prepared to apply the Grimmlock to Howler, Charlie hit the ring and hit the Tower of London on Darth! Before Grimm could respond Charlie nailed him with a Tower of London as well!

Lothar ordered a disqualification as the Company entered the ring and tied up the Dark Lords in the ring ropes and proceeded to lay a beatdown on them!

Monroe: "This is sickening! The Company had this planned all along! It was a setup!"

Marcum: "Of course it was a setup! The Company's been looking to finish these guys for months!"

As the Company continued working over the Dark Lords, Metallica's "Creeping Death" blared over the loudspeakers. Racing out of the back and down the ramp way, Nowhereman readied his black baseball hit.

Monroe: "We might not have to wait for later! The EuroTrash title match might happen now!"

Marcum: "Nowhereman better hope not! The Company could take him out right now!"

Nowhereman hit the ring and proceeded to clean house on the Company, taking them all down with shots from his baseball bat.

As the Company cleared the ring and headed back up the ramp way, Nowhereman held his bat and the EuroTrash title aloft, to the cheers of the fans!

Turning to go, Nowhereman found Darth's hand around his throat!

Monroe: "Oh my gob! Is he gonna hit Nowhereman with a Sabreslam?"

Marcum: "No! Look, Grimm's pulling him off!"

Grimm held the Cell to Hell in front of Darth's face and shook his head "no." The Dark Lords exited the ring and headed back up the ramp way as Nowhereman's music played again.

As Grimm and Darth reached the entranceway, Nowhereman dropped down on one knee in the ring, and lifted up a hand, the back of it facing outward. He smirked and extended two fingers high into the air.

Monroe: "Is that what I think it is?"

Marcum: "It is! It's the old Hellions salute!"

Monroe: "Look!"

On the entranceway, Grimm also dropped down to one knee and lifted a hand, back facing out. He extended his middle finger high into the air.

Marcum: "Grimm's returning the Hellions salute! What the hell is going on here?!"

Monroe: "I don't know, but I'd bet it's not anything good!"