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Hey Pro!

Nice look m'man.

If your wife kicks you out, you're welcome to crash with me.

And cool that you chose the black tuxes. Any other color means it's just a monkey suit.



















I wouldn't care that you're bald.


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Wow. Pro. You're really....bald.

No wonder you're cranky all the time. I mean, shit, I have more hair than that in real life and I'm, what, ten or fifteen years older than you?




LMFAO!!!!!

Don't you ever pay attention to other people's posts? OF COURSE I'm bald, Been that way a loooong time.

And, until YOU post pics of yourself (with your baldy avatar, and all) you have no room to talk...Ha!

(That was fucking funny, though, I give you that!)

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Hey Pro!

Nice look m'man.




Thank you sir! Bald is sexy, you know...

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You're number five on my fallback list, Jim.

  • Angelina Jolie
  • Harley
  • Karla (Klint's sis)
  • Joe
  • Jim Jackson


See?

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And cool that you chose the black tuxes. Any other color means it just a monkey suit.




Damn right, man. I also went with the platinum vest/tie, as well. I wasn't about to do the "teal" color-thing she had her bridesmaids (and my groomsmen) go with. Besides, the platinum matched well with her "ivory" dress...

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Lookin' suave-ass, Pro! Great choices for plank-walk wear.

As for the hair... I'm right there with you, compadre. Clearly, it hasn't stopped you; your wife looks beautiful, ya lucky dog!


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Your wife is hot pro.....you must make more money than I thought.


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Why'd you steal that baby, Jerry?


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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  • Angelina Jolie
  • Harley
  • Karla (Klint's sis)
  • Joe
  • Jim Jackson






Fucking Jim, Joe and Karla make the list...but there's no room for me? Fuck you...you and that voice!


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You're still number one on my gay list klintie!


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Lookin' suave-ass, Pro! Great choices for plank-walk wear.

As for the hair... I'm right there with you, compadre. Clearly, it hasn't stopped you; your wife looks beautiful, ya lucky dog!






Thanks man! Keep those Euro-pics coming. Each one is funnier than the last...

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Your wife is hot pro.....you must make more money than I thought.




Fuck you!

....more than you....

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Fucking Jim, Joe and Karla make the list...but there's no room for me? Fuck you...you and that voice!




I just assumed you and Karla were interchangeable for that slot...

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I just assumed you and Karla were interchangeable for that slot...




Dude...the next time you mention Karla's slot I'm going to rip your fucking lungs out!


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You're still number one on my gay list klintie!




Fine...just stay away from the argyles....they were expensive.


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I just assumed you and Karla were interchangeable for that slot...




Dude...the next time you mention Karla's slot I'm going to rip your fucking lungs out!







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Why'd you steal that baby, Jerry?




I don't know nuthin' 'bout stealin' no babies.


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Thank jesus you're gay.


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Thank jesus you're gay.






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If I have to choose, I'll go with that one...

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Cool wedding pics Pro! Did you get drunk that night? I was wasted by the end of my wedding night!

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Though, I must say, Doc has you beat on the Superman-themed ones, so far...


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Cool wedding pics Pro! Did you get drunk that night? I was wasted by the end of my wedding night!




Thanks man. As for drinking, oh yeah. I drank a little at the reception. But, the entire gig took place at this old, antebellum-type inn that had its own pub built-in. So, we went to our rooms, had sex for awhile, and got drunk that night in the pub with all of our friends and family...

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Thank jesus you're gay.




Fuck you whore and try to imagine that shit harassing you for a ma$$age...

Rot bitch!!!


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had sex for awhile,




Poor, poor woman...I can't imagine she believed her 'shipping fee' covered that torture...


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Thank jesus you're gay.




Fuck you whore and try to imagine that shit harassing you for a ma$$age...

Rot bitch!!!



But what about that PM where your poured your heart out to me about loving street bums with long beards?

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I did not know that Pro was a Transformer. Awesome! How soon till the toys are on the market?


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Your wife is hot pro.....you must make more money than I thought.






OMG, sorry Pro, but that shit was funny!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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had sex for awhile,




Poor, poor woman...I can't imagine she believed her 'shipping fee' covered that torture...




Your jealousy is apparent, and noted...


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Whoah.....Pro....nice.


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Pig Iron was admiring you, Pro.



whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Those are not pics of Pro. There's no cigarette hanging from his mouth.


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They made me put it out for the ceremony. First time in fifteen years....

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I did not know that Pro was a Transformer. Awesome! How soon till the toys are on the market?




Emphasis on the "trans" part, I would guess...

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Okay, against my better judgement, here are a few wedding pics..


Rehearsal...




She's beautiful, Pro. Congrats again!

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My "pimp" pose...




Still my favortie pic!

Ya pimp...

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I ask, please, that if you're going to Photoshop them for fun, don't include my wife. You wanna put me marrying Joe, or in a gay band, or whatever, I'm down and ready. But, leave her out. That's just being respectful. I appreciate it.

Harley, I'll be PMing you the "rest" of the wedding pics...




It's about time!!

Do you ever smile? Damn, and we though NWM was the one who was all serious in his pics...




Many combolations Pro! Way to be.


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