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Perhaps you can visit that toilet in crawfordcrow's castle and fall through the hole. Just because you made the centerfold for Necrophilia Monthly is no reason to go disparaging another man's looks. ...That's my job; yours' is to hang in the corner of the science classroom and not bother anybody.
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klinton said: Gaaah!! I have got to learn to stop clicking on this thread. Fucking online terrorism at it's worst...

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I really don't follow you Silks...I mean, not being fat makes me annorexic? 's what you're trying to say?
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Sorry dude...I don't have any new ones. There's a million in here though.
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Silky Johnson said: Perhaps you can visit that toilet in crawfordcrow's castle and fall through the hole. Just because you made the centerfold for Necrophilia Monthly is no reason to go disparaging another man's looks. ...That's my job; yours' is to hang in the corner of the science classroom and not bother anybody.
Goddamn, Silky's funny...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No, klinton, you're not fat. You're not simply "not fat", either. You look like the corpses being thrown around in those WWII films of liberated concentration camps. Skin, bones, and floppy, fuzzy genitals that look big by comparison. There are safer ways to make your genitals appear larger, son. Like laying off the heroin, for a start... I think you'll find that it increases the bloodflow.
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Silky Johnson said: No, klinton, you're not fat. You're not simply "not fat", either. You look like the corpses being thrown around in those WWII films of liberated concentration camps. Skin, bones, and floppy, fuzzy genitals that look big by comparison. There are safer ways to make your genitals appear larger, son. Like laying off the heroin, for a start... I think you'll find that it increases the bloodflow.
Ouch!
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Hmm... yeah, I'm no "10", by any means, but after reviewing klint's pics, I do feel like wearing a red ribbon and donating some money to the Elizabeth Glaser Foundation.
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klinton said: I really don't follow you Silks...I mean, not being fat makes me annorexic? 's what you're trying to say?
You look like you might favor the heroin or be dying of AIDS. No offence ment, really. I'm naturally squishy as a marshmallow peep and when I'm taking my medications I become Mr.Stay-Puff. People is people and you are skinny people. Like whasername, Calista Flockheart.
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Took this one yesterday. This is me with my boss who just happens to be one of my very bestest friends ever. This picture is a prime example of why I hate smiling for photos! 
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I don't know why that's so fucking funny... 
Great pic, though, CC. Seriously. It's one of the rare few I've ever seen of you looking somewhat...you know..."happy"... 
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Silky Johnson said: How wonderful to see that Klinton is still alive. The last time I saw your picture, I figured that I'd better get a patch with your name all ready to sew on that big quilt.
LMFAO!!!!!
Total sig-worthy... 
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Total sig-worthy...
Dude...your sig sux. I'm totally getting a complex over this thread. I take comfort in the fact that after having shown it to several people...they think you guys are off your gourd.
But...still... 
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I don't know why that's so fucking funny... 
Great pic, though, CC. Seriously. It's one of the rare few I've ever seen of you looking somewhat...you know..."happy"...
I'm sending that picture to the "bobbies" when that girl "mysteriously disappears". Motorhead sings a song about a face like that...Nowhereman's, not the chick's...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Thats me on the right with my man Peter Jackson
you look like my old college roomate....damn that is weird, it's almost exact. Your last name isn't Ansaldi is it?
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Thats me on the right with my man Peter Jackson
you look like my old college roomate....damn that is weird, it's almost exact. Your last name isn't Ansaldi is it?
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LMFAO!!!!!
Total sig-worthy...
Dude...your sig sux. I'm totally getting a complex over this thread. I take comfort in the fact that after having shown it to several people...they think you guys are off your gourd.
But...still...
Sorry, man... I'd take a moment to pause and sympathize with you, but I've got to plan another round of "online terrorism" by posting yet another picture of my gruesome piehole. 
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Allow me to save you the trouble... * ahem* That's gay Rex. Very gay.  It's called "having fun during the Halloween season".
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crawfordcrow said: but I've got to plan another round of "online terrorism" by posting yet another picture of my gruesome piehole.
Dude...please don't...
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Jesus Christ! You must have been shoving quarters into that little vending machine to get that many phony tattooes.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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I don't know why that's so fucking funny... 
Great pic, though, CC. Seriously. It's one of the rare few I've ever seen of you looking somewhat...you know..."happy"...
I'm sending that picture to the "bobbies" when that girl "mysteriously disappears". Motorhead sings a song about a face like that...Nowhereman's, not the chick's...
If only I knew what you just said!
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klinton said: I'm totally getting a complex over this thread. I take comfort in the fact that after having shown it to several people...they think you guys are off your gourd.
Are they also walking around with with those rolling poles with the I.V. bags hanging off of them?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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thedoctor said: Jesus Christ! You must have been shoving quarters into that little vending machine to get that many phony tattooes.
Well... they are actual sleeves one can slip on. 2.99... gotta love the halloween superstores.
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Well, that's more economical and efficient.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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 Awwwww how cute!!!!!!!!!!! This is the kind of picture you should have framed at your place somewhere. I just wanna reitrate the cuteness!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWW! Okay im done....sorta  Ya'll would make a cute couple ya know 
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Awwwww how cute!!!!!!!!!!! This is the kind of picture you should have framed at your place somewhere. I just wanna reitrate the cuteness!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWW! Okay im done....sorta Ya'll would make a cute couple ya know
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Awwwww how cute!!!!!!!!!!! This is the kind of picture you should have framed at your place somewhere. I just wanna reitrate the cuteness!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWW! Okay im done....sorta Ya'll would make a cute couple ya know
I'm sure her husband & daughter would love that!
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It took me forever to find what Burg DID to this.
Nowhereman, you have applecheeks! Like Appleby in Catch 22.
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Nowhereman said: Took this one yesterday. This is me with my boss who just happens to be one of my very bestest friends ever.
This picture is a prime example of why I hate smiling for photos!

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 This picture is a prime example of why I hate smiling for photos!
Especially when they're British smiles.
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Are they also walking around with with those rolling poles with the I.V. bags hanging off of them?

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Dude...please don't...
M'kay... just to put this to bed, once and for all... I've gotten a few people who have approved of my pic contributions, between this thread and that one about my UK trip in Random Chat, a couple of which have even been complimentary toward my looks (relatively un-magazineworthy as they may be). To date, I've got one definitive thumbs down.
I know that I'm the relative non-entity outsider and you're the board-adored belle of the ball. But, the breadth of my life experience to date has left me a fairly confident and grounded guy, so if you feel the need to piss in my face and call me ugly, I have no compunction about throwing the matter to the lion's den and taking whatever lumps I get.
In fact, let's make it a one-two-three shot.
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 This picture is a prime example of why I hate smiling for photos!
Especially when they're British smiles.
At least I dont look liek a down syndrome when I smile. Ah fuck it, you look like a down syndrome whether yer smiling or not!
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