After watching Patrick Ewing get his good old #33 retired at Madison Square Garden on Friday, I feel....well pretty empty. Pat never got any titles or nothin and the whole arena was just so sad because we all collectively knew he had another season or two left in him before we traded him away to Seattle. So here's the deal, I want all the girls to make a little hike up to NYC where we can all meet for drinks and dinner, my treat. And after we all get comfy, I'll bring you up to the Hyatt penthouse where you can do your best to please Patrick Ewing in your own well, unique way. C'mon. The man never won anything for fifteen years! Give him something, hey?