do you see Batman as a representation of mankind's subconscious desire to have gay sex with teenage boys?

Would you ever draw a Batman book where Batman sat around reading a superman comic for the entire issue?

Does Alan Grant smell bad?

Which Batman is your favorite:
Bruce Wayne, or Michael Keaton?

How come all of your pencils are inked over? Does that offend you?

Which issue of Batman that you worked on had all the hidden Nostradamus Prophecies?

Did you ever read the scripts first, or did you just draw whatever you wanted and threaten to stab Alan grant with your pen if he complained?

Could you beat She-Hulk in an arm wrestling contest?

Who would win in a knife fight over some cheese, Superman or Steel?
The knife is also made of cheese if that helps.

Do you remember the Blasters Special that came out of Invasion?


Bow ties are coool.