Monroe: Last week we saw what may have been the shortest living coalition in RDCW history fall apart!
Marcum: I knew SD-6 wouldn't last!
Monroe: We also saw what might have been the end for Big Business! How will Howlerama be able to compete in their match tonight?
Marcum: Slick Willie Williams will think of something! He may not be Louie Bastardo, but he's not fool! You don't become an oil tycoon over night!
Monroe: And speaking of the Bastardo Family, after what they did to the RDJL, I wonder how they can look themselves in the mirror?
Marcum: The same way they did before they decided to teach the RDJL a lesson!
Monroe: Last week also saw the return of the Hogs of War, and a vicious attack by MisterJLA, who will be defending the DCMB Championship tonight!
Marcum: I feel sorry for his opponent!
Monroe: You do know his opponent is the Hulk?
Marcum: Exactly.
Monroe:
All this and more on Havoc!
Marcum: Wait a minute! You forgot to mention the main event!
Monroe: Oh, right! Tonight, Madman Marcum will be hosting a Hotties Swimsuit compition!
Marcum:
It's gonna be a blast!
