"The Ecstacy Of Gold" plays as King Snarf, Joe Mama, and The Legbreakers walk to the ring. King Snarf and Joe Mama have mics. All four look VERY unhappy.

KS: The first thing I want to say to all my Snarf-A-Holics is "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" That said, we're out here because, less than an hour ago, someone, or a group of someones, kidnapped the greatest wrestling mind in the RDCW! You all saw the clip - Louie Bastardo is missing!

The crowd cheers. The Legbreakers are stoic, but Joe Mama's anger clearly deepens.

KS: Now, some people...some LESSER wrestlers...would panic if their manager was kidnapped. They'd run around, searching desperately for the culprits. But the Bastardo Family is made up of cooler heads. We won't panic. We won't run to The Doctor or Rob, demanding a full investigation. We've always been a more professional operation that the rest of the roster. So we're going to give the guilty party or parties the chance to realize the grievious error they've made and return our manager to the Family. Should the culprits comply, we will graciously give them a well-deserved beat down and that will be the end of it. But if Louie is not reunited with the Family within the next...two minutes...we'll have no choice but to seek out the guilty parties and gain are more severe measure of satisfaction. Let the countdown begin.

The Cheese-O-Tron comes alive with a two minute countdown. As the Bastardos wait, the crowd chants "Louie sucks!" King Snarf pulls out a comic book and calmly skims it. The Legbreakers pull out a cell phone - presumably with the two-way function - and wait for word from the back. Joe Mama, visibly livid, starts pacing the ring like a tiger in a cage.

The two minutes wind down. King Snarf glances at the Legbreakers, who only shake their heads at him. King Snarf nods to Joe Mama.

JM: Whoever kidnapped Louie Bastardo has made the worst mistake of their miserable, soon to be cut-short, lives! We WILL find you slimy shits! And we WILL make you regret what you've done! You cowards! You gutless, irrelevant nobodies! You wanted to get the Family's attention? You've got the Family's attention! We will personally tear this arena apart to find you! And we WILL find you! Your careers are about to be brought to an abrupt end!

Joe Mama turns to his teammates.

JM: Gentlemen, let's find these scumbags! I want to put these people in the hospital!!!

They leave the ring as "The Ecstasy Of Gold" plays again. As they walk up the ring, they scan the crowd. Someone shouts something to Joe Mama, who has to be held back by the Legbreakers to keep from attacking the fan.

Monroe: Someone made a very bold power-play, Marcum!

Madman: No...someone just signed their own death warrant! I've never seen Joe Mama this angry! I'd hate to be the kidnappers right now...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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