Nowhereman seems to have just appeared in the ring outta nowhere

NM:"So someone has kidnapped Louie Bastardo huh........wish I'd thought of it first!"

Marcum:"Hey,thats just not right!"

NM:"Actually,no I dont cause quite frankly I wouldnt wanna get any nearer to that disgusting slug than I have to."

crowd cheers

NM:"Now,I cant really see what can be gained by kidnapping him,so I can only assume the worst for poor old Louie,or maybe its just someone who likes collecting shit!"

crowd cheers louder

Marcum:"I bet Nowhereman is the culprit,he's just so damn smug about it all,just look at his stupid face!"

NM:"Now I know there is gonna be some finger pointing from Queen Snarf & his bitch squad,but dont be pointing those shit stained fingers at me girls,if I wanna deal with you guys it will be totally up front,just like good ole Slick Willies boys last week!"

Monroe:"Well he certainly showed them!"

Marcum:"He shoulda been fired for that!"

NM:"Your time is gonna come Bastardos,and believe me,its gonna be brutal!"