*As Nowhereman finishes his sentence, darkness envelopes the CheeseDome. The fans go wild as "Return of the Living Dead" begins to sound over the loudspeakers. Midway through the opening strains of the song, it gives way to the Imperial March, as the Dark Lords rise up from below. Monroe: "Oh my!"
Fat Retard: "Business is about to pick up!"
Marcum & Monroe:

FR: "Err, uh. . .

I mean DROPTOEHOLD! BUHGAWD!"
*Grimm and Darth enter the ring and Grimm holds out his hand for the mic. Grimm prepares to speak but is cut off by. . .