*"La Grange," blasting over the speakers as Slick Willie Williams walks onto the stage with Charlie and the bruised, battered, and bandaged Howlerama. The divas escorting Howler and Highwayman are wearing nurses outfits.*
Slick: Gentlemen, Ah am out heah to tell you that Ah cannot in good conscience allow Howlerama to wrestle tonight. Ah mean, look at them. They won't admit that they cannot compete tonight, but Ah will. And if they cannot wrestle you, than Charlie cannot, either. This match is for the Company, not Charlie and some othah guys. But don't worry. Ah spoke with the Doctor, and Ah arranged two things with him. First, you'll get your rematch with the Company aftah Rehash. Charlie will be entering the Lightweight Faggot Title Battle Royal next week, so he will need to focus on that division. And Ah don't know how long it will take mah boys to recover from the injuries they received last week. Besides, you don't want to face them when they're hurt. Theah's no honah in that.
Monroe: Good conscience? Honor? I can't believe I'm hearing those words coming out of Slick Willie's mouth!
Slick: Second, Ah paid good money to make suah you did not come out to the ring for nothing! With the Doctor's approval, your opponents tonight will be...THE LIBERAL CONSPIRACY!
