Mike Monroe: "Well, Madman, before the break, we see saw Ian Bond conversing with this Hombre Lagarto fellow. What do you make of that?"

Madman Marcum: "Obviously, Ian Bond has hired this guy to try and take out El Superbeasto after the Giant Luchadore squashed Los Azules at RobbleMania!"

Monroe: "That's a very pessimistic view, Madman!"

Marcum: "Whuuut? It's a realistic view!"

*CheeseDome cameras cut to El Superbeasto backstage, walking to the ring in preparation for his match.

Monroe: "Whatever Ian Bond's reasoning, I'd hate to be anyone getting in the ring with a Family member tonight!"

Marcum: "They'll be out for blood after the kidnapping of Louie Bastardo!"


I will destroy all of you putas. Greetings from El Superbeasto.