Mike Monroe: "Well, Madman, before the break, we see saw Ian Bond conversing with this Hombre Lagarto fellow. What do you make of that?"
Madman Marcum: "Obviously, Ian Bond has hired this guy to try and take out El Superbeasto after the Giant Luchadore squashed Los Azules at RobbleMania!"
Monroe: "That's a very pessimistic view, Madman!"
Marcum: "Whuuut? It's a realistic view!"
*CheeseDome cameras cut to El Superbeasto backstage, walking to the ring in preparation for his match.
Monroe: "Whatever Ian Bond's reasoning, I'd hate to be anyone getting in the ring with a Family member tonight!"
Marcum: "They'll be out for blood after the kidnapping of Louie Bastardo!"