RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 4/12/05

<James Fantastic is walking down a corridor, heading to his and Sammitch's locker room, when King Sbarf Rules! runs up.>

KSR: James Fantastic, how do you feel about the tragic kidnapping of genius manager Louie Bastardo?

JF: You really are a Bastardo kiss-ass, aren't you? Let me sum up my feelings: WHOO!

KSR: But you used to be a Bastardo!

JF: That's the point, dumbass! 'Used to' as in 'am no longer'! Louie fired me, remember? As far as I'm concerned, anything that puts the wind off traitors like Joe and Sneaky Bunny is entirely to the good.

<KSR is more than a little shocked by such barefaced hostility.>

KSR: Right...On a slightly different note, tonight you face off against PJP and Rex in a tag match tonight. Why is that?

JF: Well, after I lost to Rex last week, I challenged him and PJP to a match. They accepted, and then Sammitch offred to tag with me, as a thanks for me helping him out last week against The Hogs.

KSR: What about Penwing and the other former members of SD-6?

<Fantastic grins, and there are shades of Bastardo-era James Fantastic in there.>

JF: Let's just say that if Penwing or ther others get involved they're in for a surprise.

<Someone is clapping down the hall. James Fantastic and KSR turn around to see PenWing walking towards them.>

PW: Bravo, James! Lovely speech! Now let me show you a little something about surprises.

<PenWing pulls out a digital camera from his pocket. He shows a picture from last week of James Fantastic being T-Rexed.>

PW: See that? That's you being caught by surprise.

<KSR takes the camera from PenWing for a closer look.>

KSR: Wow! That's a fantastic shot there, PenWing!

PW: Not really.

<PenWing quickly delivers Sudden Death to James Fantastic. He then takes the camera from KSR snaps a picture, and hands the camera back to him.>

PW: Now that's a fantastic shot.