Backstage, we see that the old RDJL locker room has been converted into a hospital room, with Spandex Monkey Man lying on a hospital bed swathed in bandages. Naturally, they're orange and yellow. With him is Johnny Evil, who is quite clearly interviewing him about Louie's kidnap
JE: So, you didn't see anything suspicious?
Spamm: Not suspicious, no. Sickening, yes. Mind-judderingly scary, yes. Making you want you to laugh and cry at the same time, yes. But not suspicious.
JE: Well, what is it you actually saw?
There is a horrified pause
Spamm: Our chicago rules match from Robblemania.
JE: Yeah. Man, was that fucked up. I still can't believe you bodyslammed that guy in the hot-dog suit.
Spamm: Anything to stop you from winning, Evil. And I'm not the one who who suspended the red sox fan over a pit of hot coals.
JE: Hey! Evil, remember?!
Spamm: Fine, fine. But hey, the look of Joe's face when you stuffed him in his own locker was priceless!
JE: Oh yeah.
The pair struggle not to laugh at this memory
JE: And who'd have thought that Richard Simmons could've taken so many powerbombs?
Spamm: I know. Weird, wasn't it?
JE: I seriously thought I'd have to put the guy trhough that table to knock him unconscious!
Pause
Spamm: You could just have stopped the photographer.
JE: Yeah, but it was Richard Simmons.
Spamm: True, true.
Suddenly, Ariel enters, and the pair snap back to hostility
JE: Right, you foolish do-gooder...person. I'll be deafeting you later!
Spamm: In your dream, you fiendish fiend!
Arial: What;ve you guys been talking about?
JE and Spamm: Nothing, honest!
