The much anticipated DCMB Championship.

Undefeated Champion: MisterJLA

Challenger: The Hulk!


The Hulk enters the ring first, to no music. He easily climbs over the top rope, and stands in the middle of the ring. He stares at the entrance ramp, and doesn't move a muscle.

What seems like ages later, MisterJLA's music is heard! He walks down to the ring in a old school black boxing robe complete with a hood, with a couple of hot bitches on each arm. The unified DCMB Title is draped over his shoulder.

As he walks to the ring, JLA makes sure to taunt a few of the fans who are shouting at him. He asks the girls to hold his belt and step aside, and winds up and almost hits one fan in the mouth. He feigns the punch though, as he never really intended on hitting the poor slob. The fan thought for sure he was going to get hit, and ducks and cowers behind the guardrail. Poor JQ.

JLA laughs and approaches the ring. The Hulk has been staring at him this entire time, and looks extremely focused. JLA looks more than slightly creeped out.

One of the hot bitches hands JLA his belt, and her and her cohort head back to the locker room. JLA makes sure he slaps each on in the ass before they leave, for good luck.

JLA finally enters the ring, and hoists his DCMB Title high above his head. The crowd boos and boos, mainly because of the unkind words JLA had for the RDCW.

He hands the Title to the ref, and lets the ref know what will happen if the belt gets scratched. His exact words can't be heard, but JLA can clearly be seen making an imaginary kicking motion. The ref winces at the thought of getting kicked in the nuts.


JLA now has a mic in his hand, and begins to speak.

"Well kiddies" his voice booms. "The Main Event has arrived! King Snarf will defend his bogus title later on, but as we all know my belt is the true championship that all aspire to own!'

"Now I have a warning for the ladies watching at home. Back away from your TV screens. I'm about to disrobe. If you slobber all over your televisions, you may be electrocuted."

JLA disrobes, revealing his manly physique. It's really no wonder why he has so many stalkers.

He then turns to approach The Hulk, who looks unimpressed.




"Hulk, I really don't want to fight you tonight. No, I'm here to be your friend.."

JLA slowly winds up his leg, preparing for The Final Justice

The Hulk isn't buying JLA's ploy:


Hulk swipes at his opponent, knocking him clear across the ring. JLA is stunned.

The ref then calls for the bell. The match has officially begun, with the champ at a disadvantage!

The Hulk moves in for the kill, and flings JLA out of the ring, onto the concrete floor below.




The green monster then follows suit, by jumping and landing on his enemy.



The champ is reeling. He mutters to himself “This plan is not working too good.” He then laughs to himself.

The Hulk is now screaming “HULK WANTS YOU TO QUIT! HULK MAKE YOU QUIT LIKE LITTLE PANSY!”

JLA is now thrown back into the ring, his body landing in a crumpled mess.

Blood is now freely flowing from the champ’s mouth and nose. A few more hits, and he’ll be finished.

Hulk climbs back into the ring, stands over the champ, and lets loose with a fury of punches.



“HULK WANT JLA TO QUIT! HULK NO GO FOR PIN! HULK WANT JLA TO QUIT!”
JLA is a mess. The crowd is cheering The Hulk on, which adds to his frenzy. JLA decides to put a stop to all of this.

While getting punched, he manages to motion to the ref.

“I qui…” the champ barely gets the words out.

The ref rushes over, and separates the two contestants. Normally The Hulk would smash anyone who would do such a thing, but he wants JLA to quit that badly.

“What did you say?” the ref says. Now he is shielding JLA from his enemy.

“I need to hear what he’s saying Hulk! Please step away.” Again, the Hulk obliges. This is not true to his savage, uncontrollable nature, but he is waiting for JLA to mouth the words “I quit.” Hulk will stop at nothing to get this.

“I qui…” JLA says again, but now he seems to be regaining his senses.

The ref again asks for clarification. “What are you trying to say, damnit? I’m going to stop the match right…”

“I quit…jacking off the pictures of Jenna Jameson a while ago. I’ve moved on to pictures of Chasey Lain!’

JLA jumps to his feet, and lets loose an insane laugh. He tricked The Hulk and the ref into thinking he was ready to throw in the towel. This bought him the time he needed to rest and regain his senses.

The Hulk, as well as the crowd, are amazed that the champ is still able to function after the beating he took.

The Hulk rushes in, and knocks the ref to the mat, but it’s too late. JLA had his leg wound up, and he connects with the Final Justice.

An unholy “THUD” can be heard around the arena when the move connects, and The Hulk falls to the canvas in a heap.


JLA calmly wakes the ref, covers his opponent, and gets the 3 count.