We're back from commercial to see Joe Mama banging on the Dark Lords' "locker room" door. No one answers. He turns away and starts walking back up the hallway, stopping at the locker room of Rex and PJP. He bangs on that door.

Rex (within): Who is it?!?

JM: It's your Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion! I'm coming in with some questions and, dammit, I want answers!!!

Joe Mama doesn't wait to be invited in. He swings the door open and enters the locker room to see Rex kneeling in front of PJP. Rex has his tag team partners left foot in his hand.

Rex: Now, see Peej? The straps have velcro on them so they stick together! Your feet will stay in your sneakers and you won't trip! You're all ready for your match!

PJP has a big grin on his face and his (green) tongue is hanging out of his mouth.

PJP: Rex...friend!

The tag team partners notice Joe Mama standing there.

PJP: Joe...Mmmmmmeanie!!!

JM: What the HELL is going on here?!?

Rex: I'm getting my partner ready for our match tonight! What's it look like we're doing? Whattaya want???

JM: You don't wanna know what it looks like you're doing! And what do you know about Louie Bastardo's kidnapping?

PJP: Louie...not ffffffffriend!!!

Rex: We don't know anything! I've been here all night trying to get PJP ready for the match! Do you know how hard it is to get him dressed since Balls Nasty jumped him? He's back to wearing sneakers with velcro! And don't get me started with his bathroom habits!!!

PJP: Poopie!

Rex: Aw, dammit! C'mon, Peej! You don't have to go poopies, do ya? You went ten minutes ago!

PJP leans forward and licks Rex's face. As Rex wipes off the thick layer of drool with a nearby towel, PJP laughs and claps.

Rex: Are you satisfied, Joe? Does it look like he could be a criminal mastermind! He's barely potty-trained anymore!

JM: Yeah...looks like Pete "The Animal" Pappas is proof enough that you two had nothing to do with it...

PJP: Jjjjjjjjjoe!!!

JM: What? Whatta YOU want?

PJP stands up and walks towards Joe Mama with arms outstretched. He grabs Joe Mam and gives him the biggest hug he can.

PJP: Joe...fffffffffffriend!

JM: Hey, Rex...I think your pal had a potty emergency in his trunks!

PJP pulls back, nodding vigorously, and then licks Joe Mama's face. Joe Mama stumbles back, sputtering as he leaves the locker room. PJP claps and laughs at the whole thing.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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