Tornado 6 Man Tag: Dark Lords/Nowhereman vs. Liberal Conspiracy

As video and sound clips of Fahrenheit 9-11 played over the Cheese-O-Tron, the Conspiracy made their way to ringside, accompanied by the Insane Liberal and for this match, "Slick" Bill Williams. "Slick Willie" took the mic and thanked the Insane Liberal for taking the Company's place in this match tonight.

Then the CheeseDome went dark, as the Dark Lords made their familiar entrance to the Imperial March. As they arrived at ringside, "Creeping Death" sounded, as Nowhereman rode down on his custom chopper.

The three then stormed the ring and took the fight to the Conspiracy! As the Insane Liberal attempted to get out of the ring, Nowhereman grabbed him by the collar and turned him around! "Where do you think you're going, cunt?!? This is a six-man tag! Not that you're much of a man are ya!"

Grimm hit the Triple 6 Bomb on Whomod as Darth performed a Darkside Slam on Jim Jackson, as the Insane Liberal pulled away from Nowhereman's grip and attempted to run back to the dressing room!

But someone blocked his way!

Monroe: "Wait, who is that?"

Marcum: "It's. . .no!"

Both: "CAPTAIN HOWDY!!!"

Captain Howdy dragged the Insane Liberal back to the ring and tossed him inside where the Darth set him up as Grimm climbed the turnbuckles!

Monroe: "Oh my Gob! They just piledrived the Insane Liberal STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!"

As Grimm covered the Insane Liberal for the three count while Nowhereman and Darth continued to administer punishment to the Conspiracy outside the ring.


"You Fucked-Up My Car!" Match #2

The Cheese-o-Tron came to life with an image of a makeshift ring in the CheeseDome garage made of four stretch limousines.

Monroe: This time, the legal opponent must be locked in the trunk of one of those limos!

Marcum: This time, like last time, that opponent will be James Fantastic!

The match started with Fantastic and Rex in the ring. Rex initially took the lead, hitting Fantastic with a thunderous clothesline before locking in an ankle lock. However Fantastic was able to break the hold by kicking Rex in the head, and came back with a running dropkick before climbing onto the hood of a limo in order to hit a Missile Dropkick to knock Rex down. However Rex caught Fantastic and swung him into another limo. Rex then tagged in PJP, who dragged Fantastic back into the middle of ring and hit him with a venomous dropkick.

Marcum: Fantastic's doomed! He's overreached himself this time!

Monroe: Don't forget Captain Sammitch! Fantastic's not on his own!

PJP Irish whipped Fantastic into a limo and clothes lined onto the roof, sending him over and out of the ring. PJP climbed onto the of the limo, but Fantastic grabbed his legs and pulled him to the ground. Fantastic was then able to clamber back into the ring, where he tagged in Sammitch while PJP returned to the ring. The Captain then went to work, staggering PJP with a Sammitch Spin before hitting him with multiple Sammitch Suplexes.

Monroe: The Captain's going to work!

Marcum: Going to grandstand, you mean! Don't forget who this is!

True to form, Sammitch then whipped PJP into a limo and attempted a Sammitch Slam, but PJP reversed this into a Frankensteiner. PJP then tagged in Rex, who hauled Sammitch to his feet and hit him with Rex Quan Do (Yakuza Kick), knocking him back into his own corner. Fantastic made the blind tag and leapt at Rex for a cross body. But Rex caught him. PJP popped the trunk of the limo in his corner, and Rex walked over and T-Rexed Fantastic into the trunk. He then sealed it for the victory. As Rex and PJP left the garage, Sammitch slowly returned to his feet.

Marcum: Sammitch is still dazed from that last move! He doesn't know where Fantastic is!

Sammitch walked over to the limo near him to pop the trunk. Seeing that it's empty, he walked to the next limo.

Marcum: Look at him! He's dazed and confused!

Sammitch popped the third trunk and walked over to it. As he neared, someone started getting out of the trunk, but the camera only showed a shadow.

Monroe: That's not the trunk Fantastic is in.

Sammitch leaned on the side of the limo and breathed a sigh of relief. The figure then pulled something out of the trunk and walked into the ring.

Monroe: Buhgawd! It's PenWing!

Sammitch looked over just in time to see PenWing swing his Sherwood at him. Sammitch ducked and the Sherwood shattered on the roof. Sammitch then went for a Sammitch Spin, but PenWing was able to roll onto the roof of the limo, and Sammitch kicked in a window instead. PenWing then jumped off the roof and grabbed Sammitch's head for Sudden Death. Two-Ton Tommy then ran into the ring, and the two of them picked up Sammitch and locked him the trunk. Tommy went to the limo Fantastic was in and started it up, and PenWing did the same to the one Sammitch was in. Tommy then followed PenWing as both limousines left the garage.

Monroe: Where are they taking them?!?

Marcum: Who cares! So long Jimmy Faboo and the Captain too!