Joe Mama, King Snarf, and the Legbreakers have regrouped outside of The Company's door.
JM: Now, remember, just because Howlerama says they're injured, it doesn't mean that they're really injured. If this so-called "faction" kidnapped Louie, then I wanted them hurt. Badly. I don't want them to be able to compete next week. Are we clear?
SD: Crystal.
WC: Loud and clear, Champ.
KS: ...
JM: Hey, Champ! King Snarf?!? I asked if we're clear!
KS: ...Stareena...ButterRican...soapy...ohhhhhhhh...
JM: Dammit, man! Snap out of it!!!
KS: (regaining composure) ...wha? Oh...yeah. I'm clear, Champ. Here...I'll take lead.
JM: No, I got it...okay, on three. THREE!
The Bastardo Family kicks the locker room door open and charges into the room, catching "Slick Willie" Williams and his men completly by surprise. The Legbreaker isolate Howlerama, threatening them with their own crutches. King Snarf corners Charlie. And Joe Mama grabs Williams by his lapels, slamming him into the lockers.
JM: WHERE'S LOUIE, GODDAMMIT?!?
SWW: Ah've got no blamed idea what you boys're talkin' 'bout! Git yer hands off'a me!
JM: I swear, Williams, I will make your doctor a billionaire - just like you - if you don't tell me...
C: We don't know where Louie is! Does Howlerama look like they could kidnap anyone? We've been were all night, watching the show!
KS: (as "Sherlock") Gentlemen, the evidence points to you. The RDJL...far too injured, and too dense, to have committed the crime. Rex and PJP...occupied and without motive. SD-6...completely dismantled. Separately, they have the motive, but not the cohesiveness. The Dark Lords or Nowhereman...they also have the motive, but they'd be very open about the kidnapping had they been the perpetrators. The Conservatives and the Liberals...no motive. TK and Wednesday and...ohhhhhhhhhh...
JM: Focus, Snarf!!!
SWW: Ah sweah, we didn't do it! You boy're on the wrong path and ah sweah it's gonna cost you boys! Why, when I git ta callin' mah lawyah...!
Joe Mama takes a step back.
JM: Pray we don't find out you're lying, Slick...I'm aching to end this little faction before it becomes more than a joke...
King Snarf is opening lockers as he speaks.
KS: You wouldn't have had the time to stash him anywhere. So he must me in one of these very lockers! And once we find Louie bastardo - and we WILL find Louie Bastardo - you WILL need that lawyer, Mister Williams...
King Snarf continues to open lockers. Clothing and equipment belonging to the Company fall out. Finally, when King Snarf opens one of the last locker, it sticks a little but opens. Louie Bastardo isn't in there, but the tie he was wearing earlier falls out. Everyone stares at it, shocked.
KS: (somber...no accent) Joe...I think we've found our men.
SWW: (frantic) That wasn't there earlier! Ah sweah! We di'n't do it! Boys, ya gotta buh-lieve us!
Charlie grabs Joe Mama by the shoulders and yells in his face.
C: We were set up! There's NO WAY we could've done it!!!
SD: Joe? Snarf? What do you want to do now?
Joe Mama takes a step back from Charlie. His face is cold and emotionless, but his eyes are blazing. He pulls a cell phone from his pocket and two-way calls Grace...
JM: Grace? We found them. Yeah...yeah...no, he's not here. (Pause) Grace...get everyone in the ring. We'll be out in a moment.
WC: Are we taking them to the ring, guys?
In answer, Joe Mama punches Charlie in the face. As Charlie falls, Joe Mama kicks him in the ribs relentlessly. The Legbreakers go to work on Howlerama. "Slick Willie" tries to get control of the stiuation, but he is knocked down by a spear from King Snarf, who punches him repeatedly. Finally, after a few minutes of violence, the Family members start carrying - or dragging - the Company members out towarsd the ring...
