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Lord Mxypltk: I don't remember clicking "yes"
rexstardust99: Anyone gonna invite the commie this time?
Lord Mxypltk: Disco is online as well
TheElisaPrincess: *yawns*
Lord Mxypltk: Should I?
TheElisaPrincess: Hiya mxy!How was your day???
TheElisaPrincess: Why not Mxys!?!?
UltimateJaburg53: I invited disco
UltimateJaburg53: I hope
TheElisaPrincess: Stretches
Lord Mxypltk: My day was COCK
TheElisaPrincess: so how was your day off UJ??
TheElisaPrincess: Do anything particularly exciting?
UltimateJaburg53: boring
TheElisaPrincess: Whatever MXY :P
Lord Mxypltk: Elisa, are you aware that Disco Steve is a sodomite?
TheElisaPrincess: Yeah........mine was tiring.....it took a lot of effort to get to the couch to the computer darn it
TheElisaPrincess: as a freshmen in college mxy?? Im slightly surprised and even less shocked
Lord Mxypltk: what was tiring? sodomy?
UltimateJaburg53: It is
TheElisaPrincess: MXY I teach....and tutor till six every night remember :P
UltimateJaburg53: Sodomy is high impact
TheElisaPrincess: Nine to three I teach and then three to six i tutor :P
UltimateJaburg53: In whay?
TheElisaPrincess: whay what :P
UltimateJaburg53: In what do you tutor?
TheElisaPrincess: Physics, English, Calculus, Algebra I, Algebra II
TheElisaPrincess: Writing and Reading it hink......
Lord Mxypltk: What about sodomy?
TheElisaPrincess: they just added physics on Wed though so.........its not like ive been doing that all year
TheElisaPrincess: MXY i dont know you were the one obsessed with steve's gayness :P
UltimateJaburg53: Sodomy rawks!
rexstardust99: Indeed it does.
Lord Mxypltk: I'm just waiting for him to be purged, that's all
TheElisaPrincess: What???????? you boys are soo sad........don't you all have girlfriends??
Lord Mxypltk: yes
rexstardust99: Is that on offer?
Lord Mxypltk: and we sodomize them
TheElisaPrincess: purged? Mxy what do you doa nyways? Like school or workwise ya mean?
TheElisaPrincess: LOL REX :P
TheElisaPrincess: Ten for smoothness!
TheElisaPrincess: I was soooooo not expecting tha tat all
Lord Mxypltk: No, purged from the earth by the cleansing fire
Lord Mxypltk: I wasn't expecting tha tat all either
TheElisaPrincess: Speaking of fire......what is it with everybody taking the boards personally?
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lord Mxypltk: personally? FUCK YOU!
rexstardust99: Fuck off!
UltimateJaburg53: I know I do!
Lord Mxypltk: YOU fuck off!
TheElisaPrincess: Lol :P
TheElisaPrincess: whatever.........
Lord Mxypltk: Why isn't Batcunt here?
UltimateJaburg53: We'd stalk her
TheElisaPrincess: MXY cuz she takes things wayyyyyyyy to seriously and klinton and is harmless self musta scared her off
Lord Mxypltk: So?
rexstardust99: She never said her AIM name
TheElisaPrincess: lol UJ yeah cuz shes fresh meat and isnt on the board much :P
TheElisaPrincess: MCG has it......
TheElisaPrincess: I dont know it though
Lord Mxypltk: Nah, mainly cause she's a cunt.
rexstardust99: Mcgurk is a pimp.
TheElisaPrincess: Yeah she flies off emotionally all the time
TheElisaPrincess: Mg scares me........that boy is a ticking time bomb
rexstardust99: She is a woman.
UltimateJaburg53: really?
rexstardust99: I think mcgurk is emperor joker.
Lord Mxypltk: Yeah
TheElisaPrincess: Parys is online
TheElisaPrincess: NOOOOOOOOOOO EJ?
TheElisaPrincess: I havent talked to EJ so couldn't tell ya
Lord Mxypltk: No, Emperor Joker is Snarf
rexstardust99: Really?
TheElisaPrincess: Yeah Snarfies :X:X
UltimateJaburg53: I didn't know Mcgurk was a chick
TheElisaPrincess: That would be cool
Lord Mxypltk: Or his hostility, rather
TheElisaPrincess: Know MCG Is a guy who has a thing for Batwoman
Lord Mxypltk: a cock?
TheElisaPrincess: seriously
UltimateJaburg53: Somebudday invite Paraih
UltimateJaburg53: pariah
Lord Mxypltk: seriously, a cok?
rexstardust99: I thought pig iron had a thing for batwoman
Lord Mxypltk: cock
TheElisaPrincess: NOOOOOOOO rexers for real?
Lord Mxypltk: pig iron has a cock?
TheElisaPrincess: hes got a thing for every girl though
Lord Mxypltk: There's a lot of lonely people there
rexstardust99: Yup.
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrr my messages are tooo large ;p
TheElisaPrincess: MCG sent me five ims once b/c he was pissed i didnt pm him right back in less than a minute
UltimateJaburg53: yeah?
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrr anyways
rexstardust99: Thats some scary shit.
TheElisaPrincess: lemme see if I have pary on my aim thing
rexstardust99: I just PMed him.
Lord Mxypltk: who the fuck is pary?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah rex.......I cant believe BW met him.....*shivers at the thought*
rexstardust99: In real life?
TheElisaPrincess: wait i just have his icq number
TheElisaPrincess: yup
rexstardust99: damn
TheElisaPrincess: he has a thing for her.......you didnt know?
Lord Mxypltk: did she meet his cock?
rexstardust99: In a way their perfect for each other.
TheElisaPrincess: You'd better not post this on the boards rex :P
TheElisaPrincess: I dont know MXY!
Lord Mxypltk: Is that a yes?
TheElisaPrincess: They are both Chrsitian so I would assume no.........
Pariah186 has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: They probably shot gay people together.
TheElisaPrincess: PARYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! welcome!
rexstardust99: I'm not gonna post this chat.
TheElisaPrincess: What is it with you and gayness?
Lord Mxypltk: who the fuck is parys?
UltimateJaburg53: Wait Mcgurk met Batwoman?
rexstardust99: pariah
TheElisaPrincess: ok in that case........yeah they met and i totally agree with you
TheElisaPrincess: heck yeah UJ twice
Pariah186: Lemon Party is the roxors
Lord Mxypltk: yeah, and they made fuck
TheElisaPrincess: but she wasnt into him like that
UltimateJaburg53: Whoa!
TheElisaPrincess: And talked on the phone........
Lord Mxypltk: she was into him in another sense
Pariah186: Anybody catch revelations?
UltimateJaburg53: Into his buttocks!
rexstardust99: no
TheElisaPrincess: NOo parys what happened?
Lord Mxypltk: they're into that whole reversed roles thing
Pariah186: I don't
Pariah186: didn't get to see
TheElisaPrincess: Whatever uJ :P naw.....shes like 38 and hes like 20somethin
Pariah186: it
UltimateJaburg53: so..
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwwww me neither...just got home at seven
Lord Mxypltk: inches?
rexstardust99: I thought she was 32?
Lord Mxypltk: hers is longer than his? oh snap
TheElisaPrincess: whatever......thirty something :P
UltimateJaburg53: that show sucked
TheElisaPrincess: Lol mxy.......without the snap it woulda been a cool line :P
Pariah186: I'm lost, what are we talking about?
Lord Mxypltk: cocks
TheElisaPrincess: BW and MG before
rexstardust99: I saw Lost last night.
Pariah186: oh
Pariah186: Batwoman and Metal Gear
TheElisaPrincess: Thats bout it.......
Lord Mxypltk: don't mention Lost, we're way before here
TheElisaPrincess:
LOL@MG thats awesome
TheElisaPrincess: teehee metal gear?
Lord Mxypltk: like in the fifth episode
TheElisaPrincess: that was sharp
Lord Mxypltk: metal gear is a codename for the cock, Elisa
Pariah186: Well, that's the acronym for it
TheElisaPrincess: Oh I didnt know that.........
TheElisaPrincess: i thought it was just a sweet pary line
Pariah186: .......Please tell me you didn't buy that and you're just joking
UltimateJaburg53: Man dinner was good
Pariah186: I haven't had any yet
UltimateJaburg53: I deep fried stuff
TheElisaPrincess: NO i thought you were just being supidly funny!
Lord Mxypltk: what's wrong with roosters, Elisa?
Pariah186: Tom went to get take out.
TheElisaPrincess: Ohhhhhhhhhh IM so jealous...just had pasta
Pariah186: Should be back in 40 minutes
UltimateJaburg53: Who is Tom?
TheElisaPrincess: Mxy nothing.....as long as they sleep with CHICKENS :P
Pariah186: Friend I'm staying with for a while
Pariah186: helping him build his hourse
Pariah186: *house
rexstardust99: I'm cooking some burritos right now.
Lord Mxypltk: or what? they'll be purged?
Lord Mxypltk: I built a horse once
Pariah186: YOUR COOKING YOUR BURRITO!?!?!?!
Lord Mxypltk: I can give you some pointers
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwwwwww that's sweet pary!
UltimateJaburg53: You can't build a horse it has to be born.
Lord Mxypltk: who the fuckis pary?
TheElisaPrincess: :is confused with mxy
TheElisaPrincess: build a horse?
Pariah186: heh
rexstardust99: Its gotta be good for something
Lord Mxypltk: yeah
TheElisaPrincess: Pariah=pary......
TheElisaPrincess: YOu know that :P
UltimateJaburg53: I know that
Lord Mxypltk: ???
Pariah186: STAY OUT SAMI!
rexstardust99: I'm gonna start naming these the ADD discussion rooms.
Lord Mxypltk: We bought the horse's cock in a restaurant
Pariah186: heh
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* why not.......take a crazy chance
TheElisaPrincess: Mxy are you sex deprived or soemthing?
TheElisaPrincess: Add discussion room?
rexstardust99: no, he's just foreign
Lord Mxypltk: what's deprived?
Lord Mxypltk: do you mean depraved? as in perverted?
Pariah186: I'm not sex-deprived anymore
Pariah186: cuz' I castrated myself
Lord Mxypltk: I can't read shit anymore
Pariah186: :-D
Lord Mxypltk: OH SNAP!
TheElisaPrincess: Nm.......that explains it rex :P
rexstardust99: Uschi finally put out?
Lord Mxypltk: now you can fuck yourself
UltimateJaburg53: It was only a matter of time
Lord Mxypltk: and be purged
TheElisaPrincess: rotflol rexers
TheElisaPrincess: very sweet
Pariah186: LOL @ REXY!
rexstardust99: :-D
Pariah186: I beat everyone at chopper
Pariah186: I've finally achieve a 200 average
UltimateJaburg53: Sweet
rexstardust99: I'll beat your score later.
TheElisaPrincess: That so sucks
Pariah186: everytime I try first time around
TheElisaPrincess: how do you guys get such a high score?
Pariah186: Cuz' I like games
rexstardust99: A lot of practice.
UltimateJaburg53: I never get more than like 50
Pariah186: I dunno the others' secrets
Pariah186: You, I think it would be accurate to say that modern-age video-games
UltimateJaburg53: stupid little chopper
Lord Mxypltk: I know some secrets
Lord Mxypltk: Like Batwoman's member
Pariah186: are generation X's answer to masterpiece novels
TheElisaPrincess: You wish LM :P
Lord Mxypltk: ???
Pariah186: seriously, we get some deep stuff from games nowadays
Lord Mxypltk: there's female members too, pervert
TheElisaPrincess: Hey pot calling the kettle black
Lord Mxypltk: I don't play many games. :-(
Lord Mxypltk: pot? where?
rexstardust99: So...anyone else ready to kill g-man?
Lord Mxypltk: you druggie!
UltimateJaburg53: here
Pariah186: They never would have predicted comic-books to be usefully philisophical
Pariah186: than Alan Moore cam alon
Lord Mxypltk: go get high somewhere else!
UltimateJaburg53: No!
TheElisaPrincess: What is the deal with G? Did he just move ya'lls threads?
Lord Mxypltk: I think it all started when he
Lord Mxypltk: put that cock in his anus.
Lord Mxypltk: that was real stupid.
rexstardust99: He's being an ass. He keeps derailing threads and won't shut up when he needs to.
Pariah186: You're Kraven Moorhead
Lord Mxypltk: He's being an ass. An ass with a cock in it.
TheElisaPrincess: Mk........I always miss the big events at the rkmbs...thanks for the rehash rex
rexstardust99: put a cock on uschi
Pariah186: I missed Pukey and Zoomface
Lord Mxypltk: like a hat?
Pariah186: I'm so sad :-(
Lord Mxypltk: How do you know Pukey and Zoomface?
Pariah186: I've read every thread in the Off topic forum
Pariah186: the ones that aren't spam anyway
rexstardust99: Thats just sad.
UltimateJaburg53: Was the G-man drunk today or what?
Pariah186: YOU read Rob's blog
Pariah186: so you're not one to talk
TheElisaPrincess: Klints the only one er drunk
Lord Mxypltk: There's plenty of Glammy material at the Verse
TheElisaPrincess: well..............pigs is too
TheElisaPrincess: and rex :P nm
rexstardust99: I read it just the pics of his hot woman friends.
Lord Mxypltk: Both Pukey and Angelface are Glammorilla
Pariah186: I wonder if Pig is really drunk when he posts
TheElisaPrincess: Why doesnt he just get serious with LEx?
Pariah186: it certianly sounds like it half the time
TheElisaPrincess: Parys I dont think so......but couldnt tell ya for sure
Pariah186: Sure Rex, surrrrre.
rexstardust99: shut up bitch.
Lord Mxypltk: are you too drunk to tell?
TheElisaPrincess: Oh yeah and why is PJ so wound up???? Yet another thing I dont understand
UltimateJaburg53: Yay drunk!
Pariah186: Yay! he's early
Pariah186: time to eat
Lord Mxypltk: becuase of you
Pariah186: TTFN
Lord Mxypltk: Someone invite Brian Ortiz!!!
rexstardust99: That was gay.
Pariah186 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: Britan ortiz?
rexstardust99: brian orcocktease?
UltimateJaburg53: Brian Ortiz is a babe!
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* everybody....i dont wanna do my schoolwork
TheElisaPrincess: that narrows the boards down to zero UJ :P
Lord Mxypltk: BrianXzavior22
Lord Mxypltk: He'll say no if I make the invite
Lord Mxypltk: I think he blocked me
TheElisaPrincess: And he'd answer me????/
TheElisaPrincess: I dont even have him on my list ;p
Lord Mxypltk: Kristogar is also online
UltimateJaburg53: why would he block you?
TheElisaPrincess: kris is awesome
Lord Mxypltk: add him, you'd get along
Lord Mxypltk: Brian, that is
rexstardust99: yes
rexstardust99: ?
TheElisaPrincess: one sec............just for you mxy cuz I love ya :P
Lord Mxypltk: woo
Lord Mxypltk: he blocked me because I kept warning him about the assmonkeys that were stalking him
TheElisaPrincess: didnt respond and hes away silly mxy!
rexstardust99: hooo
Lord Mxypltk: he didn't believe me
Lord Mxypltk: He's not away
Lord Mxypltk: Oh, wait, I'm not blocked... I can see him
Lord Mxypltk: d'oh
TheElisaPrincess: Darn it...........
TheElisaPrincess: now he wants to chat about life.......thanks ALOT MXY....how do
TheElisaPrincess: I always turn into the counselor chick :PO
UltimateJaburg53: Ha!
TheElisaPrincess: Curse you mxy :P
TheElisaPrincess: darn the assmonkeys :P
UltimateJaburg53: assmonkeys?
TheElisaPrincess: yeah mxy got a lil carried the last time he talked to brys
Lord Mxypltk: They stalk Brian
rexstardust99: ASSMONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: and he blocked him
TheElisaPrincess: lol rex :P
Lord Mxypltk: But I don't appear blocked
Lord Mxypltk: I can still see him
Lord Mxypltk: I'm only worried about him
TheElisaPrincess: whatever! He's having issues with a girl
rexstardust99: do you have him locked up somewhere?
Lord Mxypltk: I'm afraid the assmonkeys will harm him
TheElisaPrincess: first mcg and now bry.......whose next? ;p
Lord Mxypltk: she's probably an undercover assmonkey
TheElisaPrincess: lol MXY :P'
Lord Mxypltk: I'm serious
TheElisaPrincess: youre as bas as my eighth grader obsessed with piggys :P
Lord Mxypltk: assmonkeys are a serious matter
TheElisaPrincess: yeah exactly......just like piggies :P
Lord Mxypltk: It shouldn't be taken lightly
UltimateJaburg53: I prefer sheep!
TheElisaPrincess: Sheeps are awesome......if I had to come back as an animal, I'd choose them
UltimateJaburg53: Baaaa!
UltimateJaburg53: Sheep love Battlestar Galactica
TheElisaPrincess: Baaaaaaaa :P Cuz they are always watched and cared for by a shepherd
TheElisaPrincess: LOL whatever UJ :P
kristogarvelo has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: then an aussie would shag you
UltimateJaburg53: Nonoynol9 told me so
TheElisaPrincess: KRYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!whats up?
kristogarvelo: whoa, TEP, lower your voice...
TheElisaPrincess: Yeah Bills told ya that???? He's too tired from workin ;p
Lord Mxypltk: who the fuck...?
TheElisaPrincess: I dont even have a mic kris.......relas
TheElisaPrincess: x
TheElisaPrincess: relaX
kristogarvelo: Don't tell me to relas, YOU RELAS
kristogarvelo: The whole freaking system should relas.
TheElisaPrincess: Hey I am RELAS.......more so if I was taken a bath but I'm being the loyal rkmber I am ;p
Lord Mxypltk: you can't
kristogarvelo: loyal what? ...forget that, what's this about you taking a bath?
kristogarvelo: Pics?
Lord Mxypltk: post pics dammit, you can't!
UltimateJaburg53: balls!
TheElisaPrincess: LOL........the abundance of porn on the net and you want pictures of me? shameful......
TheElisaPrincess: what difference would that make??
kristogarvelo: Hey, I'm a firm believer that no stone should be left unturned.
Atomikboy64 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: niet ry
kristogarvelo: You are a stone. Let me turn you.
Lord Mxypltk: no difference, you can't
rexstardust99: BUKKAKE
TheElisaPrincess: ATOMI!!!!!no clue who ya are but hiyas
Atomikboy64: BUKKAKE
rexstardust99: Hello comrade
Lord Mxypltk: he's the sodomite! watch out!
Atomikboy64: I loves the cock.
kristogarvelo: EVERYBODY lower your voice.
Lord Mxypltk: don't stand too close to him or you'll be purged
TheElisaPrincess: mxy junior
TheElisaPrincess: oh steve!!!!!!!! Hiyas
Lord Mxypltk: of course you love the cock... you're in college!
TheElisaPrincess: naw YOU lower the voice kris :P
Atomikboy64: Yes.
kristogarvelo:
Lord Mxypltk: wait, I'm in college too...
kristogarvelo: Why you gotta be so mean to me?
Lord Mxypltk: OH NO!!!
TheElisaPrincess: darn you mxy
Atomikboy64: Because I have pursued higher learning, I suggenly gained a desire to suck on penis.
kristogarvelo: Try to drag me down, just to make me see?
TheElisaPrincess: this is the THIRD long relationship chat ive been dragged into in a period of 24 hours ;p
kristogarvelo: Why you gotta be so fucking mean to me...
Lord Mxypltk: and be communist, too
kristogarvelo: Long relationship chat?
TheElisaPrincess: ya know i love ya kris!
kristogarvelo:
Lord Mxypltk: 8======B~~~~~~~~:'(<---ME
TheElisaPrincess: and You too ;-)
Atomikboy64: Hott.
kristogarvelo: She loves me so fuck everybody else!
Atomikboy64: The jizz got in your eye, dude.
Lord Mxypltk: that can't!
kristogarvelo: SKEET
kristogarvelo: I got to use "skeet skeet skeet" on a message board today.
TheElisaPrincess: lol kris!
Lord Mxypltk: the semen should be red, its disco shooting
TheElisaPrincess: I heard that phrase in forever
TheElisaPrincess: skeets!
kristogarvelo: Speaking of which, how are those pictures of you in a bath coming along, Elisa?
Atomikboy64: SKEET
TheElisaPrincess: So cool
TheElisaPrincess: lol kris how can i be in the bathrub relaxing when im typing?
TheElisaPrincess: hrms.........aint happening
superpuppies13 has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: 8======B~~~~~~~~:'(<---ME
superpuppies13: ?
kristogarvelo: Don't be asking me no koans, Princess, just show me the pics!
Lord Mxypltk: STAY OUT SAMMI!
rexstardust99: Hi superpuppies!
Atomikboy64: Ejaculated blood comes from a twisted testicle.
TheElisaPrincess: SO sad..............
Atomikboy64: I should see a doctor.
Lord Mxypltk: or a communist testicle
superpuppies13: ok fine
kristogarvelo: Why has Bodhi-Dharma left for the East, Princess?
Lord Mxypltk: go see the goverment
Atomikboy64: Because commies are TWISTED!
superpuppies13: I'll leave
Lord Mxypltk: OH SNAP!
superpuppies13: later
superpuppies13 has left the room.
kristogarvelo: The answer is, it doesn't matter, I just wanna see pics of you taking a bath!
rexstardust99: bye!
Lord Mxypltk: leave? you can't!
superpuppies13 has entered the room.
superpuppies13: ?
TheElisaPrincess: okay who the crap is Brian mxy?
Lord Mxypltk: STAY OUT!!!
TheElisaPrincess: whats his sn on rkmbs?
Lord Mxypltk: OUT!!!!
rexstardust99: ????????????????????????????????????
kristogarvelo: Brian Ortiz?
Lord Mxypltk: Brian A. Ortiz
Atomikboy64: CAN
Lord Mxypltk: creepy fuck
TheElisaPrincess: I dont remember him
TheElisaPrincess: at all..........
Atomikboy64: CAN'T!
kristogarvelo: I'm a good guesser.
TheElisaPrincess: whatever mXY.....you're the one who told me to add him
Lord Mxypltk: assmonkeys stalk him
TheElisaPrincess: and now I get to give "girl advice" Darn it ;p
Lord Mxypltk: he's from robs
kristogarvelo: He's been on TV, Princess. He's the closest we've ever had to a celebrity in our AIM chats.
rexstardust99: ass
kristogarvelo: Outside of me, of course.
TheElisaPrincess: now his dating history
superpuppies13: if you want me out then tell the person who keeps on iviting me to stop
TheElisaPrincess: curse you mxy :P
TheElisaPrincess: hiya sups!
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
Lord Mxypltk: he posts in the wimmens forum hoping to score with other closet homos
kristogarvelo: Whoever keeps inviting superpuppies, don't stop.
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* one way
superpuppies13: why?
kristogarvelo: Because it's funny when a person comes in and bitches about being invited and not wanted at the same time.
Atomikboy64: CUNT
TheElisaPrincess: krys is bored sups
TheElisaPrincess: just consider the source
TheElisaPrincess: in other words steve says HEY sups......are ya single :P
superpuppies13: whos a cunt?
Lord Mxypltk: also posts in the comics forum, he likes posting pictures of muscular men he wanks to
rexstardust99: g-man
superpuppies13: me?
Lord Mxypltk: who? you can't!
Lord Mxypltk: don't leave, you can't!
TheElisaPrincess: lol rex...........
superpuppies13: who cant leave?
TheElisaPrincess: Why did pary leave?
kristogarvelo: None of us can, when you think about it.
Lord Mxypltk: YOU
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
kristogarvelo: I mean, when you REALLY think about it.
TheElisaPrincess: MXY naw he likes me :P
kristogarvelo: Parry? Parry the Wind, low?
Peace Angel 001 has entered the room.
Atomikboy64: HAH
Peace Angel 001: Hi
Lord Mxypltk: you can't!
kristogarvelo: What the fuck does the title of this chat mean?
kristogarvelo: I just now noticed it.
rexstardust99: who's peace angel?
Lord Mxypltk: (that one yours?)
superpuppies13: if I'm not wanted then whats the point of me staying?
Atomikboy64: Well played, Mxy.
superpuppies13 has left the room.
Peace Angel 001: who imvited me?
TheElisaPrincess: no clue krys
Peace Angel 001: I'm Liz!
Lord Mxypltk: leave, you can't!
TheElisaPrincess: PEACE! LOOOOVVE the fader
TheElisaPrincess: who invited you/
Entity595 has entered the room.
kristogarvelo: (you talking to me, Mxy?)
Lord Mxypltk: I'm Mxy!
Lord Mxypltk: (no, disco)
TheElisaPrincess: is she an rkmber??? *cries* traitors
Atomikboy64: CHI-FAI
kristogarvelo: (ah! I'll leave you alone then)
Peace Angel 001: who invited me?
Entity595: hello
Lord Mxypltk: (it's from my list but I think disco gave it to me)
Peace Angel 001: ok w/e
superpuppies13 has entered the room.
Entity595: who here's jewish?
superpuppies13: ???
Peace Angel 001: so how old are you?
Atomikboy64: ???
TheElisaPrincess: w/e??
Lord Mxypltk: fruck off, you can't
kristogarvelo: Shouldn't we be asking you who invited you, PA?
Entity595: anyone?
Peace Angel 001: im catholic
TheElisaPrincess: 25
Atomikboy64: More like, "retarded"
TheElisaPrincess: meet the thirty year olds *shows peace the room :P(*
kristogarvelo: I'm Jewish.
rexstardust99: If anyone here is jewish, I still need my taxes done.
kristogarvelo: cute
Lord Mxypltk: Disco is worse than a jew: he's a sodomite
rexstardust99: And a commie
Lord Mxypltk: next one in line
Atomikboy64: DOLOMITE!
TheElisaPrincess: dolomite?
superpuppies13: Atomikboy64- why do you keep on inviting me when Lord Mxypltk doesnt want me in here?
kristogarvelo: Boxite
Atomikboy64: What the fuck are you talking about?
Peace Angel 001: i know atomikboy and thats it
rexstardust99: I'm sorry.
Peace Angel 001: where do you all live
Lord Mxypltk: have you sodomized him?
Atomikboy64: Cunt City.
TheElisaPrincess: note to self........do not ever add anybody mxy tells you to add ;P
rexstardust99: I live in misterJLA's ass.
TheElisaPrincess: why isnt JLA in here speaking of which?
kristogarvelo: That's cold, Princess. You should be more trusting of people.
Entity595: yarg.....who r these ppl?
superpuppies13: wtf! I;m leaving stop inviting me plz
superpuppies13 has left the room.
Lord Mxypltk: he's sodomizing drzsmith
rexstardust99: He doesn't have AIM.
kristogarvelo: GayLA isn't on anybody's buddy list, that's probably why he's not on here.
Lord Mxypltk: i cant aim either
superpuppies13 has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: its my pulse
superpuppies13: ????????
kristogarvelo: Alright, superpuppies13 is back.
Lord Mxypltk: you can't!
TheElisaPrincess: I like JLA
TheElisaPrincess: hes cool
kristogarvelo: He don't like you, though, Princess.
TheElisaPrincess: Ohhhhhhhh gotcha rexers neither does pigs
XxStupid DoggxX has entered the room.
superpuppies13: gtg eat dinner
TheElisaPrincess: lol Kris who cares :P
superpuppies13 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: oh no jla doesnt like me..........mommy save me :P
kristogarvelo: Somebody invited Superpuppies13 back in here.
XxStupid DoggxX: holy fuckin shit I was just about to write you mxy!
Lord Mxypltk: he fucking hates you
Atomikboy64: FaI
kristogarvelo: With a Stupid Dogg in the room, we need superpuppies to balance it out.
Lord Mxypltk: write me? what for? sodomy?
TheElisaPrincess: speakinf of which......what happened to bsasms??
TheElisaPrincess: he hasnt been online much
superpuppies13 has entered the room.
superpuppies13 has left the room.
kristogarvelo: heh
kristogarvelo: Invite him again!
Lord Mxypltk: what the fuck is speaninf?
XxStupid DoggxX: there's been sodomy??? and I wasn't here!!!!!
Peace Angel 001: ok im so leaving
TheElisaPrincess: Bye peace!
TheElisaPrincess: nice to meet ya!
Lord Mxypltk: yeah, Batwoman sodomized McGurk
kristogarvelo: don't come back
Peace Angel 001: im in high school still
Lord Mxypltk: according to Elisa
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TheElisaPrincess: Ohhhh cool
superpuppies13 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: i teach hs
XxStupid DoggxX: pics!!!
TheElisaPrincess: what grade?
Peace Angel 001: lol
Peace Angel 001: are you seriouse you teach hs
TheElisaPrincess: I think MG wish that were true lm
TheElisaPrincess: yuppers.....math and english
superpuppies13 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: 7-12
Entity595 has left the room.
Peace Angel 001: wow
XxStupid DoggxX: don't trust elisa. she's really a guy who pretends
superpuppies13: plz stop
superpuppies13 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: i like my older hs and junior highers the best though
kristogarvelo: I hope basams is offline as a result of me posting his AIM ID on several message boards and telling people to harass him.
Peace Angel 001: gottchya
TheElisaPrincess: STUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whats up DOG??
TheElisaPrincess: hows life?
kristogarvelo: Invite the puppies again!
TheElisaPrincess: yeah.........its alright........we're doing shakespeare in my tenth grade class
Lord Mxypltk: heh! is that true KV?
Peace Angel 001: wow yea i didn't belive b/c her or his typing sucks!
TheElisaPrincess: Anyways........enjoy hs and don't forget to go to prom!
XxStupid DoggxX: awesome. my car is king shit and the ladies are like "I love your car!" and I'm like "damn right! it's got a big back seat!"
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TheElisaPrincess: yeah my typing so sucks *rolls eyes*
kristogarvelo: Well, I didn't really tell people to harass them, but it was implied...implied by me saying "that's my AIM ID if you wanna argue this out some more, bitch!"
TheElisaPrincess: Thats right
TheElisaPrincess: your new car!
TheElisaPrincess: How long have you been driving it now? a week?!??!
Lord Mxypltk: I'll ask him if people have been harassing him
XxStupid DoggxX: I got the hood painted monday and just got it back today
kristogarvelo: I doubt it.
Atomikboy64: FAI
XxStupid DoggxX: but yea, a week.
Lord Mxypltk: I will too!
kristogarvelo: The people I was challenging were a bunch of pussies.
UltimateJaburg53: sup dogg
Lord Mxypltk: oh
kristogarvelo: haha, I meant I doubt that anybody's harassed him.
Lord Mxypltk: like who?
Peace Angel 001: ya'll check out my profile!
TheElisaPrincess: tight SDyou gotta get new pics
Lord Mxypltk: tim burton?
XxStupid DoggxX: sup jaburgs. I love your font :P
kristogarvelo: yeah
Peace Angel 001: ok well g2g bye!
Peace Angel 001 has left the room.
kristogarvelo: And GayLA knock offs.
Entity595: yep.....
Entity595 has left the room.
XxStupid DoggxX: when I get tint
Peace Angel 001 has entered the room.
Peace Angel 001: WHAT
kristogarvelo: eww...stupid dogg's hitting on jaburg...
Peace Angel 001: lol ok well bye
UltimateJaburg53: Huh?
TheElisaPrincess: too much trouble to get that stuff on my car ;p
Peace Angel 001 has left the room.
XxStupid DoggxX: what!?
kristogarvelo: I like that PA came back in to laugh at what I said.
kristogarvelo: And then left again.
UltimateJaburg53: Kristogar!
TheElisaPrincess: PA?
kristogarvelo: Hey! I just realized I can't even see Jaburg's font, I have him blocked!
XxStupid DoggxX: tint is easy. it's the audio that's gonna kick my ass.
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Lord Mxypltk: to get who stiff on a car?
Peace Angel 001 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: plus, she started talking about coming up to jersey for the midnight cruise under the stars my university holds every year. plus, she wanted spend time with me and at least be able to pretend i was her man.
TheElisaPrincess: curse you mxy
XxStupid DoggxX: mxy's gonna get stiff on my car???
TheElisaPrincess: hes STILL going
Peace Angel 001: ok well BYE again
XxStupid DoggxX: ewwwwww
Peace Angel 001: lol
Peace Angel 001 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
Peace Angel 001 has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I'll get a stiff anywhere
UltimateJaburg53: Ahhhh
UltimateJaburg53: haa!
Peace Angel 001: oh my fucking god please STOP inviting me!
XxStupid DoggxX: lol
kristogarvelo: I used to give people Rob's e-mail all the time when they wanted to fight me.
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrr wrong x
Lord Mxypltk: heh
UltimateJaburg53: Why did you block me?
kristogarvelo: To this day, he still probably doesn't know why he got so much hate mail out of nowhere.
TheElisaPrincess: thanks rexers!!!!!!!!!!!!
XxStupid DoggxX:
dcoboards@aol.comLord Mxypltk: dcoboars?
TheElisaPrincess: YOu arent blocked uj
XxStupid DoggxX: I still do that
Atomikboy64: WHAA
Peace Angel 001 has left the room.
kristogarvelo: That one, and
robkamphausen@robkamphausen.comUltimateJaburg53: No kristogar
Lord Mxypltk: he got hate mail anyway
Peace Angel 001 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: you wish kris :P
Peace Angel 001 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: rob getting hate maiL? thats so gay........
Lord Mxypltk: purged!
kristogarvelo: You're right, he probably couldn't tell the difference between the hate mail he got from my enemies and the ones from his.
kristogarvelo: I wish what?
XxStupid DoggxX: it's prolly confusing as hell.
kristogarvelo: And don't wave your tongue at me, young lady...
XxStupid DoggxX: which ones telling him he's gonna get sodomized are from his enemies, or his friends.
TheElisaPrincess: I dont wave my toungue at anyone kris ;-)
dude world order has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: tongue grrrr im getting super tired
Lord Mxypltk: UT!
dude world order: UT!
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kristogarvelo: Hey, there He is.
Lord Mxypltk: Elisa was dissing you dude
XxStupid DoggxX: that amd guy sent me a private message chain mail and he didn't even include a link to porn.
kristogarvelo: So we got basams and basams lite in the same room! How remarkable!
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
TheElisaPrincess: MXY caught it :P
dude world order: im dude!
TheElisaPrincess: im so proud of you
TheElisaPrincess: wheres bsams?????? BSAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: dont see him
dude world order: im dude!
kristogarvelo: ...
Lord Mxypltk: your insults? hard not to
UltimateJaburg53: Dude!
kristogarvelo: You don't see him?
kristogarvelo: He's right there, honey.
TheElisaPrincess: nicley said mxy
TheElisaPrincess: whats his chat name?
Lord Mxypltk: you said you'd sodomize him with your cross
dude world order: im dude!
dude world order: ewwww
UltimateJaburg53: Dude!
TheElisaPrincess: DUDEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:X:X
kristogarvelo: ...his chat name is "TheElisaPrincess."
TheElisaPrincess: strange im name
TheElisaPrincess: lol kris
TheElisaPrincess: he wishes :P
kristogarvelo: I'm kidding, of course. It's "kristogarvelo"
Lord Mxypltk: you mean kisss
TheElisaPrincess: im a chick.....thought we established this fact ;p
XxStupid DoggxX: donkey kong!!!
Lord Mxypltk: you didnt know KV is bsams?
kristogarvelo: No, because you refused to show us pics of you in the bath.
TheElisaPrincess: KV is ???????? OH my gosh hey there!
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah DK like a mofo!
TheElisaPrincess: :is so confused
kristogarvelo: HEY!
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhh you are the one and infamous BsamsY?
kristogarvelo: Yeah, I've been him for years.
TheElisaPrincess: bsamsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Mxypltk: I thought everyone knew
TheElisaPrincess: is super gullible so couldnt tell ;p
kristogarvelo:
TheElisaPrincess: whats up?
TheElisaPrincess: hows life?
kristogarvelo: Well, now everybody does.
dude world order: im dude!
TheElisaPrincess: why havent you been at the boards????
kristogarvelo: It's great.
TheElisaPrincess: spamming along with bk :P
kristogarvelo: Because I've sodomized G-Man enough for a couple of weeks, I'm giving him time to rest up.
TheElisaPrincess: been to busy with your normal life?!?
XxStupid DoggxX: i'm gonna go get some food. don't start the sodomy without me!
TheElisaPrincess: lol kris or scream in pain ;p
TheElisaPrincess: bye SD!
TheElisaPrincess: he's sweet, outgoing, intelligent, funny, and drop dead goregous
Lord Mxypltk: don't say bye to him, you can't!
TheElisaPrincess: tenty minutes later mxy
TheElisaPrincess: she oopsy
kristogarvelo: Alright, now that Stupid Dogg is gone, let's start the sodomy!
TheElisaPrincess: ten grrrrrrrrrrr
dude world order: i wrote a poem
TheElisaPrincess: lol kris whatever :P
Lord Mxypltk: you can't!
dude world order: wanna here my poem?
TheElisaPrincess: MXY you soooooooo owe me for this
Lord Mxypltk: sure
kristogarvelo: Let's here it dude!
Lord Mxypltk: where?
dude world order: All around me are familiar faces
TheElisaPrincess: this is sooo gonna be perverted
Atomikboy64: BUKKAKE
dude world order: Worn out places, worn out faces
dude world order: Bright and early for their daily races
TheElisaPrincess: if i have to hear about ONE MORE PERSONS love life..........
TheElisaPrincess: PJS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude world order: Going nowhere, going nowhere
kristogarvelo: whoa, hostile
TheElisaPrincess: oh myf reakin gosh is it you?
Atomikboy64: I can't get my willy up for my girlfriend
TheElisaPrincess: what is up?
Lord Mxypltk: DONT INSULT SOMEONES POEMS BEFORE HEARING THEM ELISA
dude world order: And their tears are filling up their glasses
TheElisaPrincess: oh my goodness.......it has to be him
kristogarvelo: Of course it's him.
dude world order: No expression, no expression
kristogarvelo: Who else could it possibly be?
TheElisaPrincess: OHHHHHHHHHH im so glad i rushed home!
TheElisaPrincess: oh my goodness!
dude world order: Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
TheElisaPrincess: This is like the ultimate great day ;p
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwwwwwww
dude world order: No tommorow, no tommorow
Lord Mxypltk: Elisa, you can't!
dude world order: And I find it kind of funny
UltimateJaburg53: Why is everybody vhatting through the dude's poem?
TheElisaPrincess: mxy im even having to hear about his sex life.........darn you
dude world order: I find it kind of sad
dude world order: The dreams in which I’m dying
kristogarvelo: Jaburg, were it paying attention to the dude's poem?
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwwwwww
Lord Mxypltk: whoa, he has a sex life?
dude world order: Are the best I’ve ever had
Lord Mxypltk: I don't believe you
TheElisaPrincess: lol kris wernet you :P
Atomikboy64: PENIS
kristogarvelo: mad world...
dude world order: I find it hard to tell you’cos I find it hard to takeWhen people run in circlesIt’s a very, veryMad world
kristogarvelo: Donnie Darko rules.
rexstardust99: BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: darn it
TheElisaPrincess: : and after a couple of butterfly kisses from her, we started making out. actually, it went a little farther than that.
dude world order: what is donny darko?
UltimateJaburg53: Boobies RAWK!
Lord Mxypltk: you made that up!
kristogarvelo: What ISN'T Donnie Darko?
TheElisaPrincess: I really wanted to come homw and talk to some random guy about teh girl he was banging* darn it*
TheElisaPrincess: one sec
dude world order: elissa dont drag ths chat in the gutter
TheElisaPrincess: 20:05:53) BrianXzavior22: and after a couple of butterfly kisses from her
kristogarvelo: You tell her, dude.
Lord Mxypltk: but that's all he said I bet
dude world order: ewww
TheElisaPrincess: Hey pj.......mxy is that one that had me pm the guy........grrrrrrrrrrrr
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
dude world order: princesselissa sent me a disgusting PM
kristogarvelo: I agree with the dude, eww...
TheElisaPrincess: lol PJ????? You're taken ;-)
kristogarvelo: You PMed a guy? Gross!
TheElisaPrincess: wouldnt be ethical ;p
dude world order: TheElisaPrincess: I had gay sex in college
Lord Mxypltk: that's all he said Elisa I bet
TheElisaPrincess: for MXY.......and got stuck playing counselor AGAIN
TheElisaPrincess: lol pjs
TheElisaPrincess: you so get racked.......thats funny
kristogarvelo: You're punching him in the balls for that?
kristogarvelo: And you think that's funny?
TheElisaPrincess: BrianXzavior22: and after a couple of butterfly kisses from her, we started making out. actually, it went a little farther than that.
kristogarvelo: Ice cold, Princess. Ice cold.
TheElisaPrincess: yeah cuz im conservative and would never do anything like that
TheElisaPrincess: and its hot in texas so im not cold
Lord Mxypltk: but that's all he said elisa, right?
dude world order: you aint sposed to kiss butterflys
kristogarvelo: But you're 93 million miles away from the sun, how the fuck can you be hot?
kristogarvelo: Yeah, I don't get that...butterfly kisses?
TheElisaPrincess: it wont let me bloody post it mxy
TheElisaPrincess: hes sleepin with her
kristogarvelo: Well you shouldn't bloody any post, Elisa.
Lord Mxypltk: I don't believe you!
TheElisaPrincess: do you have a thing for him or something?
kristogarvelo: He's not sleeping with anybody except his sister.
Lord Mxypltk: seriously elisa, I doubt Brian is doing that
TheElisaPrincess: Hey alls fair when I was having a great day being single and having to hear about his love life ;p
TheElisaPrincess: LOL nice bsamsy
TheElisaPrincess: still havent lost your touch ;-)
dude world order: his sex with butterfly life you mean
kristogarvelo:
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Kristogar!
kristogarvelo: Brian's a normal guy, Princess, I don't believe that he'd get all weird and creepy on you.
kristogarvelo: It's just not like him.
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
kristogarvelo: Don't yawn at me, I'm talking to you!
TheElisaPrincess: He's not.........just sharing about his good love life :P
TheElisaPrincess: hey bsamsy im tird and want a bath darn it ;p
Lord Mxypltk: holy crap elisa
Lord Mxypltk: I guess I believe you now
dude world order: i dont bathe dudes
TheElisaPrincess: Yup..........
TheElisaPrincess: so much for nice guys ;-)
rexstardust99: sure bsams sure
kristogarvelo: You wouldn't show me pics of you in the bath.
kristogarvelo: I don't have proof that you're a chick and not a dude, like dude over there.
dude world order: im dude!
rexstardust99: I'm mxy!
TheElisaPrincess: I could call ya but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheElisaPrincess: Klint and pigs can both verify my girliness!
TheElisaPrincess: that sounds bad......my voice anyways
UltimateJaburg53: vagina!
dude world order: klinton thinks hes a girl too
kristogarvelo: So does Pig Iron.
dude world order: pig was gayed by g-man
TheElisaPrincess: I honestly didnt know he was gay until I talked to him..........
UltimateJaburg53: and Kristogar!
dude world order: you had alot in common?
TheElisaPrincess: Naw bsams is cool
TheElisaPrincess: nice try pjs ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: you know better than that...........
kristogarvelo: I am definitely cool.
Lord Mxypltk: be right back, I'm gonna check on my muffins
UltimateJaburg53: No your not
kristogarvelo: All your muffins are belong to us.
rexstardust99: That was gay.
rexstardust99: Really.
XxStupid DoggxX: yummy! cold mastacoli rigati and hawaiian sweet rolls!
rexstardust99: I just want to add to the conversation now.
UltimateJaburg53: Poon!
rexstardust99: After all, I'm the one who started it.
XxStupid DoggxX: ignore
TheElisaPrincess: Muffins sound good..............
TheElisaPrincess: cupcakes even better
TheElisaPrincess: feel free rexers
TheElisaPrincess: its america!
kristogarvelo: So you're the one to blame, rex?
rexstardust99: Don't tell disco that.
XxStupid DoggxX: I have some apple pie in the fridge. that is good shit. especially warmed up with whipped cream
rexstardust99: Yes, blame me.
kristogarvelo: ...I just now noticed that rex was even here.
UltimateJaburg53: blocking him too
UltimateJaburg53: ?
kristogarvelo: I guess I'm the one who should be paying attention, eh, reax?
rexstardust99: I've been eating ice cream.
TheElisaPrincess: Okay girls and cravings ........please dont suggest ice cream darn it ;p
kristogarvelo: You pregnant, Elisa?
rexstardust99: I used a condom!
XxStupid DoggxX: cucumber and peanut butter ice cream!
TheElisaPrincess: Im a virgin how could I be pregnant.......men
kristogarvelo: I know you did, rex, it was the same one I used.
UltimateJaburg53: I porked Kristogar!
kristogarvelo: You're a virgin?
kristogarvelo: You haven't even slept with any of your students yet?
XxStupid DoggxX: we've all porked kristogar
XxStupid DoggxX: it's in the board bylaws.
kristogarvelo: What board?
XxStupid DoggxX: candyland
rexstardust99: athanon.
UltimateJaburg53: yo mommas board
XxStupid DoggxX: fuck you rex!
TheElisaPrincess: Krys like ewwwwwwwww
UltimateJaburg53: foo
TheElisaPrincess: why would I?
TheElisaPrincess: theyre kiddos
kristogarvelo: Because it's your gob given privilege as a teacher.
TheElisaPrincess: those teachers deserve to be shot
kristogarvelo: Hey, I'd be glad if one of my teachers seduced me and taught me how to please a woman.
XxStupid DoggxX: it's only okay if the teachers are hot.
rexstardust99: Yes.
kristogarvelo: You know, I recognize the name "Stupid Dogg" but I can't quite place it...
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrrr *sings* o where is pigsy
XxStupid DoggxX: your mom was screaming it last night!
rexstardust99: Its stupid doog now. He sold out.
TheElisaPrincess: what is it with guys wanting to sleep with teachers anyways?
XxStupid DoggxX: i'm robs bitch.
TheElisaPrincess: lol sd nice try ;p
kristogarvelo: I know dude world order is PJP, and Atomikboy64 is Cobbasaki2 is Sjshahman, but who's SD?
rexstardust99: Their horny.
Atomikboy64: Their horny what?
TheElisaPrincess: SD is SD :P
UltimateJaburg53: Got it bad, sooooo bad! I'm hot for teacher!
kristogarvelo: Why do guys want to sleep with their hot teachers? Gee, I don't know.
kristogarvelo: Why would a guy want sex?
kristogarvelo: Doesn't make sense to me, no sir.
rexstardust99: Because he's hrny
XxStupid DoggxX: my english teacher was a milf. I'd have so nailed her!
UltimateJaburg53: He's thinking of Kristogar!
rexstardust99: I had a hot spaninsh teacher.
kristogarvelo: Their horny what, reax?
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwww so you're saying im hot........so sweet bsamsy!
rexstardust99: I wanted to bone her.
kristogarvelo: Answer ROY BATTY'S question.
TheElisaPrincess: see girls are just like, "awwwww he's so cute, I just wanna talk"
rexstardust99: The jew?
kristogarvelo: I, bsams, declare PrincessElisa to be hot.
XxStupid DoggxX: i'd have to see her nude first.
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwwwwwwww and I PE declare Bsams to be super sweet
XxStupid DoggxX: hint hint elisa
kristogarvelo: I tried that already, SD.
TheElisaPrincess: Whatever SD :P
rexstardust99: yes, hint hint.
TheElisaPrincess: lol bsamsy in your dreams maybe........never in person :P
Lord Mxypltk: so has brian sodomizes his gf?
kristogarvelo: Could you declare it on the boards themselves, Princess?
TheElisaPrincess: I dont think so mxy
kristogarvelo: People won't believe that you said that about me unless you start a thread in off-topic or deep throats that says I'm super sweet.
TheElisaPrincess: just slept with her
TheElisaPrincess: Mk............
Lord Mxypltk: she's probably a can't
Lord Mxypltk: do it person
TheElisaPrincess: then people will assume we're "cybering" Just fyi..........
XxStupid DoggxX: g-man will change it or send it to off topic
kristogarvelo: I'm fine with that.
TheElisaPrincess: LOL :P
kristogarvelo: Just say that you think bsams is super sweet, that's all I'm sayin'!
TheElisaPrincess: help the guy image right ;-)
XxStupid DoggxX: the deep throat forum is for political and religious bullshit now.
kristogarvelo: Definitely.
TheElisaPrincess: What'll I get in return ;p
TheElisaPrincess: Form an alliance with you or something ;-)
Lord Mxypltk: do it, you can't!
kristogarvelo: Sure.
rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: the deep throat forum is for political and religious bullshit now.
Atomikboy64: I love Jesus
rexstardust99: That was the point/
Atomikboy64: Intimately.
Lord Mxypltk: rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: the deep throat forum is for political and religious bullshit now.
kristogarvelo: If you start the thread tonight, tomorrow night I'll start a thread to declare that you're hot.
TheElisaPrincess: so Im confused...random or OT?
TheElisaPrincess: LOL bsams.........thats stupid but fun ;p
XxStupid DoggxX: you should put that in your sig rex
kristogarvelo:
kristogarvelo: Lord Mxypltk: rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: the deep throat forum is for political and religious bullshit now.
rexstardust99: What?
TheElisaPrincess: mk mk.....one sec alrigth? Just cuz i love ya
kristogarvelo: XxStupid DoggxX: you should put that in your sig rex
kristogarvelo:
XxStupid DoggxX: Lord Mxypltk: rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: the deep throat forum is for political and religious bullshit now.
Atomikboy64: kristogarvelo:
Lord Mxypltk: kristogarvelo: Lord Mxypltk: rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: Elisa = Can't
Atomikboy64: HAH
rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: Lord Mxypltk: rexstardust99: XxStupid DoggxX: the deep throat forum is for political and religious bullshit now.
TheElisaPrincess: What do I say?
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosh like bsams is totally sweet?
TheElisaPrincess: because?
TheElisaPrincess: he called me hot :P
XxStupid DoggxX: I don't have krazy kewl smilies cuz I use the free version of AIM
kristogarvelo: sure
kristogarvelo: That'll be fine.
rexstardust99: commie
Atomikboy64: I like trannie porn.
TheElisaPrincess: can i lie?
Atomikboy64: There's something about a woman with external genitals...
Lord Mxypltk: I like cat porn
kristogarvelo: Of cours3!
Atomikboy64: 8==========D
dude world order: i like ms pac man porn
XxStupid DoggxX: I prefer Japanese scat porn myself
TheElisaPrincess: one more sec
TheElisaPrincess: you sooo ohh me boy :P
kristogarvelo: k
Lord Mxypltk: I like japanese transvestite midget porn
XxStupid DoggxX: with donkeys?
rexstardust99: And space!
XxStupid DoggxX: owner of a lonely heart?
XxStupid DoggxX: yes!
XxStupid DoggxX: shit!
XxStupid DoggxX: I did that backwards
Lord Mxypltk: sure JQ sure
XxStupid DoggxX: lol
TheElisaPrincess: you will now be like the most loved guy on the boards :P
Lord Mxypltk: you cant
Lord Mxypltk: you can't elisa!
Lord Mxypltk: you can't do that!
TheElisaPrincess: its in the OF forum
TheElisaPrincess: off topic i guess thats OT
kristogarvelo:
rexstardust99:
http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/499957/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREADkristogarvelo: This is the nicest thing anybody's ever said about me ever.
Lord Mxypltk: you did it, you can't!
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwwwwwwww online anyways :P
TheElisaPrincess: ANd SD goes and messes it up
rexstardust99: Rack bsams------------http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/499952/an/0/page/0/gonew/1#UNREAD
TheElisaPrincess: I wuv you too ya know ;-)
kristogarvelo: Nobody says anything nice about me offline, either...
Lord Mxypltk: you can't
kristogarvelo: It's a lonely life, being as brilliant as I, bsams.
Lord Mxypltk: you can't love him
XxStupid DoggxX: it's my destiny to ruin sappy moments. call it a gift of gob.
kristogarvelo: Rack me, reax? Why?
Atomikboy64: Every night I dream about being inside of a cat against its will.
TheElisaPrincess: I bet bsams ;-)
rexstardust99: follow the link
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwwww steve yo uare one warped guy
TheElisaPrincess: you sound like an college version of bk
Lord Mxypltk: warped gay?
Atomikboy64: Thank you.
TheElisaPrincess: LOL SD its okay ;-)
Lord Mxypltk: because he's a sodomite?
TheElisaPrincess: It was SUPPOSED To be super sappy ;p
Lord Mxypltk: you can't
Lord Mxypltk: call him that
Atomikboy64: Who the fuck is BK?
kristogarvelo: I can't follow the link, genius, it's not clickable.
TheElisaPrincess: needs caffine
Atomikboy64: Big Kahuna?
TheElisaPrincess: balloonknot
rexstardust99: balloon knot.
TheElisaPrincess:
lol@big kahuna
rexstardust99: He was banned but then came back.
TheElisaPrincess: hey glad to see we're on the same tangeant rexers
rexstardust99: Are you hitting on me again?
Atomikboy64: I'll assume "BK" means Brian K. (Vaughan)
kristogarvelo: Balloonknot is a pretty princess.
Lord Mxypltk: Brian K Vagina?
TheElisaPrincess: If you were in Texas it would count rex
Lord Mxypltk: The guy who writes comics is a can't?
Atomikboy64: He's a total cunt.
Atomikboy64: In the best way.
TheElisaPrincess: Lyndon?
TheElisaPrincess: for real bsams?? lyndoN/
TheElisaPrincess: poor baby.........
XxStupid DoggxX: old news
TheElisaPrincess: I now dub they Lyns
kristogarvelo: yeah, for real
TheElisaPrincess: yeah moving on
TheElisaPrincess: so whatcha gonan do this weekend SD???
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwwwww after L Johnson? We have a freeway named after him down here
TheElisaPrincess: Btw klint say sI should "Watch out" for you bsams :P
kristogarvelo: ...is there an invisible conversation going on that I don't see?
Lord Mxypltk: TheElisaPrincess: so whatcha gonan do this weekend, SODOMIZE ME???
XxStupid DoggxX: got a date tomorrow night. saturday my bro turns 21 so I'm taking him out with my buddy and we're getting him drunker than he's been since last weekend.
kristogarvelo: klint is a woman.
Atomikboy64: TheElisaPrincess: so whatcha gonads do this weekend SD???
TheElisaPrincess: Hey mxy you tampered with my post darn it
TheElisaPrincess: Sweet SD!
Lord Mxypltk: I only
Lord Mxypltk: FFFUCK!
TheElisaPrincess: Dont drive drunk in that car of yours alright?
dude world order: TheElisaPrincess: so whatcha gonan do this weekend, SODOMIZE ME???
Lord Mxypltk: I hate when this happnes
TheElisaPrincess: *hums to rob thomas*
Atomikboy64: You talk like a girl, Mxy.
Atomikboy64: You can't.
TheElisaPrincess: hes trying steve :P
TheElisaPrincess: kinda the point ;-)
Lord Mxypltk: Lookitme I'm a dude posing as a woman
XxStupid DoggxX: I got pulled over last weekend in my car. The cop was trying to get me a DUI but I was sober
Lord Mxypltk: I'm a can't!
TheElisaPrincess: I dont wanna be lonely no more
TheElisaPrincess: NO way?????????
TheElisaPrincess: he pulled you over and you were sober?
Lord Mxypltk: e cop
TheElisaPrincess: maybe he just wanted to see your car
kristogarvelo: dude world order: TheElisaPrincess: so whatcha gonan do this weekend, SODOMIZE ME???
XxStupid DoggxX: yeah he loved the color
Lord Mxypltk: kristogarvelo: dude world order: TheElisaPrincess: so whatcha gonan do this weekend, SODOMIZE ME???
TheElisaPrincess: yeah the red's like totally tight
Atomikboy64: So Mxy, what are you doing this weekend? Sodomizing me?
TheElisaPrincess: btw...........i so shoulda known you guys would like attack MG :P
TheElisaPrincess: oh man......
XxStupid DoggxX: he could smell the booze on my brother. he was like "so how many did you have tonight?" and he says, "Um, I don't remember."
TheElisaPrincess: So lyns...how did you find robbers board?
TheElisaPrincess: No way?
TheElisaPrincess: did you amaze him by like passing the breathalizer?
XxStupid DoggxX: so the cops like "What do you mean you don't remember? Did you have that much?" and my brother says, "No I just couldn't keep count"
TheElisaPrincess: my kids tell me you put a penny in your mouth and it'll mess it up.......
Lord Mxypltk: I'll sodomize you all night, you can't!
XxStupid DoggxX: nah I was sober.
TheElisaPrincess: ya know dont use that line son the ladies mxy :P
rexstardust99: TheElisaPrincess: my kids tell me you put a penis in your mouth and it'll mess it up.......
TheElisaPrincess: Are you hitting on me now rex ;-)
XxStupid DoggxX: cop was just some 30 year old asshole who thought he had himself a sure thing.
TheElisaPrincess: boy being the only girl in a roomfull of guys is kinda nice ;p
Lord Mxypltk: I was talking to disco Elisa
kristogarvelo: I threatened to rape Rob once and he bribed me by giving the link to his board.
TheElisaPrincess: I HATE those SD...
kristogarvelo: brb
TheElisaPrincess: and we have like state troopers down here
TheElisaPrincess: lol bsamsy........nice!
XxStupid DoggxX: it was a statie. they're the worst.
Lord Mxypltk: TheElisaPrincess: boy being the only girl in an orgy of guys is kinda nice ;p
Atomikboy64: Sausage party!
XxStupid DoggxX:
rexstardust99: TheElisaPrincess: my kids tell me you put a penis in your mouth and it'll mess it up.......
TheElisaPrincess: yaawns
Atomikboy64: "Suck a dick? Eww, gross. Maybe when I'm married or something."
Lord Mxypltk: Lord Mxypltk: TheElisaPrincess: boy being the only girl in an orgy of guys is kinda nice ;p
rexstardust99: Where the fuck is pariah.
TheElisaPrincess: Having a life :P
TheElisaPrincess: doing homework?
Atomikboy64: Pariah is turning tricks for dime bags.
kristogarvelo: I'm sorry for being away for a few minutes, but I have to talk to a guy impersonating LeBarron.
TheElisaPrincess: lol naw hes too young :P
TheElisaPrincess: you're in yellow bsams
rexstardust99: Pariah just posted that old gay argy pic again.
Atomikboy64: How old is that kid?
Lord Mxypltk: too young? you can't!
rexstardust99: orgy
TheElisaPrincess: 17
TheElisaPrincess: maybe?
Atomikboy64: HAH
kristogarvelo: I'm in yellow what?
TheElisaPrincess: like name.........so strange
kristogarvelo: k
TheElisaPrincess: your names highlighted by yellow........you choose the color?
TheElisaPrincess: dont worry bout it
Atomikboy64: Nope
kristogarvelo: of course
XxStupid DoggxX: I hope mine is hot assed pink! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee i'm tired.
TheElisaPrincess: its not SD
TheElisaPrincess: im tireder than you are :P
XxStupid DoggxX: :-(
TheElisaPrincess: i went to bed at like two........got up at seven, taught until sixish :P
XxStupid DoggxX: I've been up since four am.
TheElisaPrincess: nm :P
TheElisaPrincess: you win it ;p
TheElisaPrincess: what ime did you go to bed?
XxStupid DoggxX: 11
rexstardust99: I got up at five.
Lord Mxypltk: I got up at 11, you can't!
XxStupid DoggxX: went to work at 5. worked till 3. picked up some shit and paid my taxes.
TheElisaPrincess: and Bsams Pig didnt sleep with me.....I dont even know the guy
XxStupid DoggxX: you don't have to know him to sleep with him!
TheElisaPrincess: he lives in Ohio for cryin out loud ;p
kristogarvelo: Yeah, Piggy's slept with lots of people he didn't know.
XxStupid DoggxX: so what? you're saying because he's an ohioan you wouldn't sleep with him?
TheElisaPrincess: Yeah..........whatever :P
XxStupid DoggxX: us Ohioans are good sleepin' let me tell you what!
kristogarvelo: Just because he's in Ohio, and Jim Jackson's in Ohio, you're going to imply that he's gay?
TheElisaPrincess: No.......but its not phsyically possible.....im in texas and hes there
TheElisaPrincess: NO I know pig isnt gay..............
Lord Mxypltk: hey elisa
kristogarvelo: How do you know?
dude world order: jim jackson is gay?
kristogarvelo: You just said you DIDN'T sleep with him!
TheElisaPrincess: thatd be like saying bsams was gay :P
TheElisaPrincess: I didnt bsams
TheElisaPrincess: but he doesnt strike me as the gay type
XxStupid DoggxX: it's called bending reality to create a wormhole in space. jeez am I the only guy who reads sci-fi???
dude world order: i dont think jim is gay
kristogarvelo: What, you think gays need cocks in their mouths?
TheElisaPrincess: I LOVE sci fi
Lord Mxypltk: he's not in college?
kristogarvelo: Yeah, you're right, dude, I was just making a joke.
TheElisaPrincess: its one of my hobbies
dude world order: PE why do you call jim gay?
TheElisaPrincess: for his second degree mxy.........where ya been
TheElisaPrincess: pj of course he is ;p
TheElisaPrincess: he dfeinately has homosexual tendencies
TheElisaPrincess: yall know all this
kristogarvelo: You know that Alexander the Great was gay, right, Princess? And he conquered most of the known world, and most of the asses of the men of the known world.
dude world order: what?!?!?!?!
XxStupid DoggxX: so then you know about folding over the threads of the universe.
Lord Mxypltk: hey elisa
Lord Mxypltk: elisa, you can't
TheElisaPrincess: *gasps @ bsams* oh no........i dont know my history ;p
TheElisaPrincess: I cant?????????
kristogarvelo: Elisa, you shouldn't go around saying Jim Jackson's gay when he clearly is not.
TheElisaPrincess: im tired
Lord Mxypltk: you can't, elisa
dude world order: im going to pm jim and tell him
TheElisaPrincess: Come on bsams lets just drop the arguing and move on to the foreplay :P
Atomikboy64: You know who's gay? All those guys who want to marry other guys.
XxStupid DoggxX: I thought JIm Jackson was a big ol' queer?
kristogarvelo: You do that, PJP.
TheElisaPrincess: had to tease ya ;p
kristogarvelo: Hey, SD, back off. That's exactly how rumors get started.
kristogarvelo: cock tease
dude world order: you know what if jims family reads this PE?
XxStupid DoggxX: so then the sodomy is just a hobby!? BUT HE SAID HE MEANT IT!
dude world order: it wouldnt be so funny
kristogarvelo: you tell her, PJP.
dude world order: his wife might leave him
TheElisaPrincess: The fact they dont know would be funnier ;p
kristogarvelo: And what will the kids think?
Lord Mxypltk: hey Disco, when's your marriage?
dude world order: i say this with great concern, me pjp
Atomikboy64: When I move to Massachusetts.
Lord Mxypltk: hi PJP
dude world order: hi
kristogarvelo: PJP's concerned, Princess.
dude world order: im pjp
TheElisaPrincess: mk mk guys......i really wanna bath, its been fun but I wanna relax for a few!
kristogarvelo: Are you happy?
TheElisaPrincess: I LOVE pjs ;-)
Lord Mxypltk: I'm Mzy!
rexstardust99: Hi greek bastard.
TheElisaPrincess: bbls!
kristogarvelo: Did you wanna concern PJP like that?
Lord Mxypltk: leave, you can't!
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
kristogarvelo: Take pics of yourself in bath.
kristogarvelo: dammit, she left.
dude world order: so talking ab out gay men makes you wanna bathe?
kristogarvelo: haha
Lord Mxypltk: shit, I've been misspelling cunt all night!
kristogarvelo: Hey, dude, what's up?<
-will you cook my dinner for me? my parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove!
