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klinton said:
I...I didn't make the list...how much more gay do I have to be Pig?


\\since you're outed you aren't on the list ...damn...


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Pig Iron said:
Jaburg quoted ed wood...




It's a goodie!

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goodie proctor...


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Sideways said:
Penisa is still a two-faced twatlick and it's not Chris Oakley logic.





So prove it to us by telling us how she is a "two-faced twatlick". .





read me and mxys posts dammit! pay attention reax!

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Quote:

Pig Iron said:
\\since you're outed you aren't on the list ...damn...




Fine, I'll make my own damned list:

So gay he had to start his own gay wish-list, list:

Pig Iron.


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that's gay.

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I heard you all were at the bolwing alley last night until about 7:30 at which time you noticed Ally Sheedy the Goth chick from the Breakfast Club was bowling in the lane next to you and you asked her for her autograph but she didn't have a pen so you followed her to her car but on your way you were accosted by five scientologists who wanted to give you all personality tests which were administered at the scientology center in Denver at 1045 at which time you accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up somewhere south of Castle Rock and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger named Gary and arrived at the Blue Oyster where you all had group sex and didn't know who to thank

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hi rx3rsdscpo!


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What's a r3xsdspthpthpth?

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Jambi said:
Fish? Did somebody say fish?




Well thank you for herring me out, hope I didn't give you a haddock going on about it. Now if you'll excuse me I have no fish to keep you any longer, I'll see myself trout.


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Yeah......after working in the inner city schools this past week encountering kids who tried to pick fights with me, throw my stuff on the floor, sexually harass me, get up in my face to intimidate me, and last but not least threaten to kill me: I could take on Sideways or Mxy any day baby......any freakin' day and in the words of my students "kick his ass..."

Ohhh the irony...I never realized I could be tough


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ELISA SIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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day-um! You tell'em!

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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
(20:05:53) BrianXzavior22: and after a couple of butterfly kisses from her, we started making out. actually, it went a little farther than that.
(20:06:53) BrianXzavior22: it felt great the entire time i was with her...i felt balanced, like a longstanding void had been filled.
(20:10:35) BrianXzavior22: today, i come to find out that jessica and her fiancee are through...she's depressed, and i feel like shit. i mean, i told both about the date that's gonna result from the meet market battle of the organizaions auction next monday....jessica kinda flipped out, while diane was like, it's cool, i know other women are attracted to you and it's for a good cause
(19:53:34) BrianXzavior22: i told three of them that i was having fun in NYC. the last one i told about the jessica situation, and he knew about diane
(19:53:55) BrianXzavior22: his reaction was "forget about her."
(19:55:09) BrianXzavior22: my father and other friends pretty much echoed the same sentiment....yet i kept talking to her when she sent a message saying how the life she really wanted was as my girlfriend living in NYC and not with her "idiot" fiancee in tampa
(19:56:20) BrianXzavior22: so we start talking on the phone again...and she's become more intent than ever on eventually calling me her own. in fact, she called me one night to tell me how it's been a long time since she last had sex and that she wished i lived in tampa so that i could come over
(19:58:10) BrianXzavior22: plus, she started talking about coming up to jersey for the midnight cruise under the stars my university holds every year. plus, she wanted spend time with me and at least be able to pretend i was her man.
(19:58:39) BrianXzavior22: she even talked about starting a co-op business with me once i earned my personal trainer certification




Good times.


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Good times.


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 Originally Posted By: Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
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Im Not Mister Mxypltk said:
(20:05:53) BrianXzavior22: and after a couple of butterfly kisses from her, we started making out. actually, it went a little farther than that.
(20:06:53) BrianXzavior22: it felt great the entire time i was with her...i felt balanced, like a longstanding void had been filled.
(20:10:35) BrianXzavior22: today, i come to find out that jessica and her fiancee are through...she's depressed, and i feel like shit. i mean, i told both about the date that's gonna result from the meet market battle of the organizaions auction next monday....jessica kinda flipped out, while diane was like, it's cool, i know other women are attracted to you and it's for a good cause
(19:53:34) BrianXzavior22: i told three of them that i was having fun in NYC. the last one i told about the jessica situation, and he knew about diane
(19:53:55) BrianXzavior22: his reaction was "forget about her."
(19:55:09) BrianXzavior22: my father and other friends pretty much echoed the same sentiment....yet i kept talking to her when she sent a message saying how the life she really wanted was as my girlfriend living in NYC and not with her "idiot" fiancee in tampa
(19:56:20) BrianXzavior22: so we start talking on the phone again...and she's become more intent than ever on eventually calling me her own. in fact, she called me one night to tell me how it's been a long time since she last had sex and that she wished i lived in tampa so that i could come over
(19:58:10) BrianXzavior22: plus, she started talking about coming up to jersey for the midnight cruise under the stars my university holds every year. plus, she wanted spend time with me and at least be able to pretend i was her man.
(19:58:39) BrianXzavior22: she even talked about starting a co-op business with me once i earned my personal trainer certification


Good times.
god this is funny.

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