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gmanliddy69: So then I says to him, "Jim, I'm not that kinda girl!"
gmanliddy69: and then I went down on him. LOL!
Lord Mxypltk: Please stop
gmanliddy69: So then ok, I swallow it obviously (always do!) and he's like "I don't know you bitch" and I'm all like "oh no you didn't"
Lord Mxypltk: Please stop talking to me
gmanliddy69: So we start fighting ok, and we fall down and guess what...?
Lord Mxypltk: Please dude just stop
gmanliddy69: Yep, we go at it again! I still can't sit! LOL!
Lord Mxypltk: I'm begging you. I'm literally on my knees right now. Please stop talking to me. Please.
gmanliddy69: Your on your knees...? Well since your down there.........
gmanliddy69: LOL just kidding honey

Lord Mxypltk: Oh Jesus.
Lord Mxypltk: Oh Jesus, please stop this.
gmanliddy69: omg
gmanliddy69: OMG bsams is online
gmanliddy69: What do I say????
gmanliddy69: omg i MUST have him,what do I say????
Lord Mxypltk: If I help you hook up with him, will you leave me alone?
gmanliddy69: Honey, if you hook me up with him I'll be using my hands for something way more important than typing on a keyboard...
IF you know what I mean... 
Lord Mxypltk: All right, all right
Lord Mxypltk: Tell him you like wrestling
(To be continued...)