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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
you ever notice they are both named Brian....I think theyre the same poster!!!!

I'm named Brian too -- can I get into this being propositioned action?

The best I can get from a girl is that I'm 'sweet'. I sure as hell don't have any muscles to attract them -- just a gut, a brain full of trivia, and a chivalric code that doesn't seem to tittilate any female.

Oh yeah -- gonna die alone... [no no no]