RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 4/19/05

<"Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers and the crowd errupts as SD-6 makes it's way to the ring. Both Captain Sammitch and PenWing are wearing their Tag Team Donkey Lovin' belts. PenWing is holding his Sherwood, and James Fantastic has his guitar. Once in the ring, PenWing takes a mic.>

PenWing: Every one of you really thought I turned on Meeko, didn't you? It's all right, you can admit it. For a second there, I almost believed it myself. And do you know who else believed it? The entire Bastardo Family! And it's because they bought it that they let their guard down just long enough for us to make our move! By the way, how are you enjoying those DVDs, Snarf?

<This gets a laugh from the crowd.>

PenWing: You know, I have to admit, it really is fun making him look like a fool. Now I know why Joe Mama ran him over with a car. To be honest, I can't take credit for this. I know this will be hard to believe, but it was actually Captain Sammitch who came up with the idea. I just made it happen. So I'm going to hand this mic over to him, because he has something he wants to say.

<The crowd cheers as PenWing hands the mic over to Captain Sammitch.>

Sammitch: They say desperate times call for desperate measures. Then again, they also say the grass is greener where the dog's been taking a dump. Yeah, this whole thing was my idea. I have to give credit to PenWing, though, for going along with it, and for dreaming up the little diversions we've been pulling off. By the way, as most in the hardcore division might be able to attest, Sudden Death stings. I'm glad this guy's on our side.

Marcum: This is disgusting! How can he stand up there and joke about perpetrating such a heinous act?

Monroe: How much did Joe Mama pay you to read that cue card, Madman?

Sammitch: Anyway, I'm sure you're all wondering why the hell I might dream up something so seemingly... well, not me. To be honest, we've tried plenty of other things to get the attention of the self-seeking low-lifes Louie keeps around to do his dirty work. Unfortunately, it's just not sinking in that SD-6 is here to stay, and if you try to ignore us, you will regret it. It's not sinking in that we don't look too kindly on how the Bastardos have disgraced this place with their cheap shots and their refusal to abide by the rules and the backstabbing, underhanded way they do 'business'. Not to mention the continued presence of the Overweight Cheesy Chump King Snarf. Embarrassing.

Marcum: And then he goes and insults King Snarf - the greatest champion in the history of the RDCW!

Sammitch: Honestly, I know what you're all thinking. This is really about me and Joe, isn't it? News flash - I'm over what happened. I'm not interested in showing Joe Mama the error of his ways anymore. Because if that's not self-evident from one look at the losers he's aligned himself with, there really isn't a whole lot we could do to convince him.

Marcum: Error of his ways? Sammitch is the one who's deluded!

Sammitch: So what's this about? This is about evening the playing field - which, of course, is what SD-6 is all about. This is about forcing you to come to the ring without the certainty of victory, without the assurance that Daddy Bastardo is gonna bail you out!

Monroe: Imagine that...

Sammitch: As for what we did with Louie...we didn't harm one hair on his body. All we did was treat him in the dignified manner that he has earned! And if you don't think leaving Louie Bastardo bound and gagged in the stall of a women's rest room is appropriate for him, than you may as well align yourselves with the Family, because you're either with them, or against them!

<The crowd roars.>

Sammitch: SD-6 is drawing the line in the sand, right here, right now! What we were able to pull off last week, the kidnapping of the most powerful man in the RDCW, proved that no one is invincible! And Joe, don't forget, what goes around, comes around! You were the key to defeating the RwO! At the time, they were the most powerful faction in the world of wrestling. But like all giants, the bigger they are, the harder they fall! The Family has gotten too big, and when it falls, it's going to look a lot like this:

<The Cheese-o-tron comes to life showing James Fantastic smashing his guitar over El Superbeasto at Robblemania. PenWing follows this with a leaping Sudden Death, and Fantastic keeps El Superbeasto down with the One And Only.>

Sammitch: Think about it - that's gotta be a better expenditure of your time than Snarf's DVDs.