After the break, we come back to an empty ring. Suddenly, we hear an ear-splitting cry of 'SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!' and Spamm comes down to the ring, driving a yellow and orange Land-rover. Parking it by the side of the ring he rolls under the bottom rope and scrambles to his feet
SMM: That's right, boys, I'm back!
Massive Pops from the crowd
SMM: This is the new, improved Spandex Monkey Man! Or, to be more precise, the old-style Spandex Monkey Man! No RDJL, so sidekick and no tag partner! Just my dear old crazy self, ready to lay the law down!
More pops, and a huge chant of SPANDEX! SPANDEX!
SMM: I'm issuing a challenge, here and now, to both King Snarf AND Penwing. They want a real title match, how about they step into the cell with me and fight with Extreme rules!
Marcum: Extreme Rules?
Monroe: Remember Spandex Monkey Man's debut match? I think that's what he means!
SMM: Hell, why not have the entire event in a cell! I'm sure somebody's done that before! Can't think who, though.
The crowd laughs and cheers
SMM: Tonight, I hope to take the Lightweight belt from Son of Mxy! In the rign with me with be Tommy Savitz, my former tag partner. Just so you know, Tommy, I'm not gonna give you an inch. I respect you too much for that. You do the same thing, and we'll blow the roof offa this joint!
As for our old friends in the Worst Wrestling Ever...
Boos, and cries of THEY SUCK! Spandex grins
SMM: I'm challenging they're three biggest stars to a match! That's right, Big Lunch, Undiestaker and Crane will all have to step into the ring with little ol' me!
More pops. Batman blares over the sound-system, and Spamm re-enters the Spandexmobile to leave the arena, with the fans cheers following him all the way
