Marcum:"Whats this?"
The Shite-entron screen lights up,and there appears to be some kind of scrap yard being filmed. The camera pans through the piles of scrap metal & assorted junk until it comes to a pile of scrap with a figure sitting on it with his back to the camera. The camera pans round the man to reveal its Captain Howdy!
Monroe:"Its the original Captain Howdy. Whats he doing there? He has a tag match later!"
Marcum:"Looks like he is at home with all the other trash!"
Cap:"Good evening cheesedome,I can tell you're all wondering where I am,& what I am doing!"
The Queen:"I was wondering how big his cock is!"
Cap:"Well its quite simple really,I'm not gonna tell you where I am,but I will tell you what I am doing!"
Cap hops down from the junk pile & starts walking through the scrap as he talks
Cap:"As you are all aware I am one of the premiere hardcore wrestlers in this business,and I have finally come out of retirement to join the RDCW!"
Crowd cheers
Cap:"Tonight I have my first official match in an RDCW ring with Nowhereman as my tag partner,which is quite an honour for me,but despite what you may think,my sights are not set on the tag division. My sights are set on two things:
1)The hardcore division here is woefully lacking in any true hardcore talents,so from this moment on,its my desire to take that belt & make the division mean something once more!
2)The Bastardo family! I dont like you,and believe me,thats something that should worry you. I'm not interested in your titles & I'm not interested in your scumbag manager,what I am interested in is dealing out pain to any members of your inbred family,but most specifically Joe Mama & King Snarf,two of the most pathetic champions I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing in the wrestling business."
Crowd is chanting How-Dee,How-Dee!
Cap:"Bastardos,your days are numbered........hardcore style!"
The screen fades but just before it does the camera picks up on a broken neon sign flickering in the background. The letters are slightly damaged,& some are missing,but it seems to say "Ev l C nt Wr tl ng"
