*JE is in his locker room with Ariel.*
JE: So, I've been booked for a title match.
Ariel: Yeah, but Lightweight?
JE: Yeah, I've been dieting and exercising and now it's almost perfectly legal for me to wrestle for the title.
Ariel: Almost?
JE: Well, yeah. We have connections now. Finally, I'll have a title of my own. I won't have to share it, or carry a dead weight partner. And I'm pretty sure it'll get me into Six Flags for free. It probably comes with a manual that will explain the many benefits.
Ariel: But you aren't really a lightweight. It will be unfair.
JE: True.
Ariel: It will be dishonest.
JE: Of course.
Ariel: And sneaky.
JE: Uh huh.
Ariel: And all those lightweights could be badly hurt.
JE: You are, without a doubt, correct.
Ariel: Then I see no downside.
JE: Me either.
*Marcum and Monroe are shown at their announce table
Monroe: She's as evil as he is!
Marcum: But WAY hotter.
Monroe: I guess you have a point there.
Marcum but the table is hiding it. Oh, that's not what you were talking about, was it?
*Monroe scoots his chair away.*
Monroe: No, it was not.
Marcum: Even after all he went through last week, Louie Bastardo is still making his family stronger! It looks like the Bastardo is going to be adding to its collection of titles tonight!
