Camera fades to the Bond Brigade locker room,where we see Chesty LeRou interviewing Chris Oakley about the events involving Superbeasto at last week's Havoc.

Chesty:Chris,last week,disguised as the famous luchador Hombre Lagarto,you took on the towering behemoth El Superbeasto in a match that ended when you were disqualified after hitting him with a chair...what exactly was going through your mind?

Chris:(grins)To make a short story even shorter,Chesty,Ian and I were sending a message to the Bastardo Nitwits....we wanted to make it clear to Susie Bastardo,Disgrace,Peasant Snarf,and Joke Mama that I am not by any means finished in RDCW no matter how much they might like to think that I am. Which reminds me--as far as that whole kidnapping thing goes,if I were a gambling man,I would lay 20-1 odds that the reason the Bastardos seemed so unruffled about Louie's disappearance is that they faked the whole thing to score some cheap points at Sweet Willie Williams' expense.

Chesty:Now,Chris,I understand you have a major announcement to make concerning Rehash. Care to let us in on it?

Chris:Glad you asked,Chesty. As anybody who's seen me in action can tell you,I've always been the kind of competitor who's always been willing to go out on a limb if he thinks the rewards are big enough. And right now I can think of no bigger reward than to prove to the fans I can still make it in RDCW....so I'm going to do something I've only done once before in my entire career--tonight I am officially issuing an open challenge to the entire RDCW roster tp face me at Rehash!!

(Chesty lets out a shocked gasp;camera briefly cuts back to Mike "The Mouth" Monroe and Madman Marcum as they stare at each other in absolute disbelief. Camera then fades to various locker rooms around the arena as the rest of the RDCW roster reacts to Chris' bold declaration.)

Chris:That's right,I'm offering to fight the entire RDCW active roster in one match! Spandex Monkey Man, Johnny Evil, PenWing, ButterRican, Balls Nasty, Louie Bastardo, Grimm, El Superbeasto, Two-Ton Tommy, Nuriko, James Fantastic, Joe Mama, Captain Sammitch, Los Monstruos Azules, The Liberal Conspiracy--I'll even take on Madman Marcum and Mike "The Mouth" Monroe if they've got the guts to step in the ring...that's how badly I want this match.

Chesty:(gulping) Does that include me?

Chris:Yep. And King Snarf Rules,and F.R. and the Queen. Somebody needs to remind the rest of RDCW that Chris Oakley's still got the goods,and at Rehash I intend to give that reminder to just about every RDCW wrestler, commentator, manager, and window washer I can get my hands on.

Chris starts to leave the locker room,but changes his mind and turns around to make one last comment.

Chris:Oh,and one more thing...I want it written into my match contract that if I win,I get an automatic title shot at any RDCW Championship of my choice.

With that demand,Chris finally exits the locker room,leaving the rest of the RDCW roster to ponder just how far Oakley is willing to go to get what he wants. As the show fades to commercial,we see Ian Bond racing through the arena hallways,looking for his protege to try and find out what exactly he's up to.