*Back from the break and the Imperial March is playing in the arena. The Dark Lords standing in the ring. Grimm has the mic."So it seems that everyone wants to know where the Dark Lords were last week when Louie Bastardo was kidnapped."
The fans go wild at the thought, remembering Louie's eventual discovery in the women's restroom."And, it seems that most of all, Joe Mama wants to know where the Dark Lords were."
The fans cheers turn to jeers at the mention of Joe Mama's name."Well, Joe, I have only one thing to say to you. . ."
*dramatic pause as the crowd quiets down. "If you really want to know where we were, why don't you ask Grace."
Monroe & Marcum:
Monroe: "What does he mean by that?"
Marcum: "I don't know! Grace would never lower herself to associate with scum like them!"
"And as far as the Family not fearing the Dark Lords, I'd like to just remind everyone of something. . .roll the tape."
The Cheese-O-Tron flashes on a shot of February's tag team mini rumble as. . .Quote:
Grimm picks up Oakley as Joe Mama becomes the second to last person to enter. He motions to Grimm that he'd like a shot at Oakley just as Darth gets up and grabs Joe from behind. Grimm casually tosses Oakley away and starts in on Joe Mama.*
Marcum: You don't want to tell the Dark Lords what to do!
*Darth gets Joe in position for a pile-driver and Grimm jumps off the second rope to spike it.*
Monroe: Bugawd! The Dark Lords just sent Joe Mama straight to hell!
*Grimm and Darth smile sadisticly as the camera refocuses on them. "And Joey, Queen Snarf, El Masturbeato, whoever, there's more where that came from."
