*Back from the break in the Bastardo Family locker room, Louie Bastardo is being welcomed back by the Family members, including the new Lightweight Faggot champion, Johnny Evil!"Oh, it was terrible! I was in that toilet stall for hours! Hours! And you know what the worst part was?"
The Family leans in collectively listening to Louie's tale."That Fat Retard and his boyfriend kept sneaking into the other stalls to have sex! It was disgusting!"
"You've gotta get them! You gotta make them pay! At Rehash, I want SD6 taken out permanently!"
Louie's cellphone begins to go off. He pulls it out of his pocket and sees a familiar name listed. "Bill Williams?"
Cut to break.
