Lipstick Lesbian Tag Title Match - Masturbation Mudwrestling Chamber:
Divas(Champs) vs. Anibabes vs. TKOs

You had to be there to see it with your own eyes! Never before had three tag teams met in the Masturbation Chamber! Never before had the Masturbation Chamber been filled with mud! And never before had the RDCW seen such an upset!

For this match, the Doctor himself came out to announce that there would be special guest referee, Chesty Larou, who came out wearing a bikini with a top so small it left everyone wondering how her bosom could possibly be contained.

Marcum: I think I just died and went to Heavin'!

Stareena started the match against Cowgirl Jack. Everyone else was locked in a chamber. Every two minutes, one chamber would open at random, and either friend or foe could emerge. Unfortunately for Stareena, it was Bianca who emerged, and the Anibabes quickly pinned the Diva for the first elimination. Meeko's chamber opened next, and she came out in a rage, continuously knocking the Anibabes down one at a time, never allowing either one the chance to lay a hand on her.

Monroe: Meeko seems to have things well in hand.

Marcum: Are you watching the same match, Mouth? The Anibabes are just having trouble keeping their footing in the mud!

Butterrican entered next, and she quickly went to work on CJ, while Meeko began executing German Meekoplexes on Bianca. However, Meeko lost her footing on the third Meekoplex, and she hit the mud hard, appearing to have twisted her ankle.

Monroe: Meeko's hurt!

Chesty Larou went to Meeko's aid, and the Anibabes quickly double teamed Butterrican. The final chamber opened, and Nuriko entered. Nuriko ran and tackle Bianca, knocking her into CJ, who then accidently ripped Butterrican's top off as she fell.

Fat Retard: Slobberknocker!

Marcum: What I wouldn't give to slobber over those knockers!

Butterrican quickly tried to pin CJ, but Nuriko rolled her into a small package, and Chesty counted for the pin. As Butterrican left, paramedics escorted Meeko out of the chamber as well, and splinted her ankle on the ramp. They tried to escort her to the locker room, but she refused to leave, and demanded to be reentered into the match. But that time, Nuriko had been pinned, and as she left the ring, she held her manager back. Nuriko whispered something into Meeko's ear. Meeko nodded, Nuriko helped her up the ramp as Chesty awarded the Anibabes the Lipstick Lesbian tag titles.


Lightweight Faggot Title Battle Royal:
Son of Mxy (Champ) vs. James Fantastic vs. Spandex Monkey Man vs. Johnny Evil vs. Tommy Savitz vs. Charlie

As soon as everyone was in the ring the match turned nasty fast! Spandex Monkey Man went straight for Johnny Evil, and the two locked up in a brawl that caused the almost simultaneous elimination of both Tommy Savitz and Charlie, as Charlie was about to perform Big Business on Tommy Savitz from the top turnbuckle when Johnny Evil whipped Spamm into them.

Monroe: Buhbawb! Johnny is, he's so-

Marcum: Evil!

Mornoe: I was going to say big! He has no right to be in this match! He's not a lightweight!

Marcum: Face it, Mouth, the Family can't be stopped by anyone or anything!

Monroe: I guess that also includes weight restrictions.

Next to go was James Fantastic, who fell victim to the STF after he climed the corner ropes. However, Son of Mxy had no time to catch his breath as Spamm was able to sling shot Johnny Eivl into him. Spamm then grabbed SoM and sent him out of the ring with the Spandex Monkey Slam.

Monroe: The champ has been eliminated!

Marcum: Now for the Bastardo Family to take another belt!

Marcum barely finished those words when Johnny sent Spamm on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. He then picked Spamm up, displaying his obvious size advantage, and threw him out of the ring to claim the Lightweight Faggot title.