TLC Tag Team Donkey Lovin Championship:
Captain Sammitch/PenWing (Champs) vs. King Snarf/Joe Mama vs. Legbreakererseses vs. Dark Lords
First to the ring was King Snarf, Joe Mama, and the Legbreakererseses. Together, the Legbreakererses began setting up tables ouside the ring while Joe Mama and King Snarf pulled out some ladders from beneath the ring. The crowd's booes were so loud that Grimm's entrance music could not be heard over the the noise. But when the lights went out and the Dark Lords rose from beneath the stage, the crowd cheered them as they walked to the ring. Although it didn't seem possible, those cheers turned even louder when "Gonna Fly Now" started playing, and the Donkey Lovin' champs walked to the ring. They handed over their titles to Lothar. The belts were raised the rafters, and the bell sounded. Total chaos then ensued as the Legbreakererses immedeately took out the trash on Sammtich, and Joe Mama gave PenWing the Eastcoast Hammer. Joe and Snarf then turned to Captain Sammatch, who nailed both of them with a chair. The Dark Lords lifted up the Legbreakers and chokeslammed them through the tables outside the ring. They then turned their attention to Captain Sammitch, who still had a chair in his hand. PenWing surprised Grimm with a low blow kick to the groin as he walked over him, and Sammitch hit him with the chair. Darth then booted Sammitch, and reached down to pick up PenWing for a Sabre Stretch.
Marcum: It's all over for SD-6! They pissed off the wrong monsters!
PenWing struggled as Darth tried to lock in the stretch, so Darth began to swing PenWing out for the Darkside Slam. PenWing had other ideas, and grabbed Darth's head, using Darth's own strenght to deliver a momentous Sudden Death.
Monroe: Buhgawb! First El Superbeasto, and now Darth!
PenWing then exited the ring and grabbed one of the ladders. Stupid Doog attacked PenWing from behind, but PenWing nailed him with an elbow. PenWing then backed away, lined up the ladder, and speared Doog with it.
Marcum: Stupid Doog is bleeding! PenWing is going to pay for that!
Winged Creature came up behind PenWing and hit him with a chair. He then took the ladder and slid it into the ring. Back on his feet, Grimm set up the ladder, and both he and King Snarf began to climb it. In the ring, Joe and Sammitch went at each other, and Joe clotheslined Sammtich out of the ring. He then followed him, whipping Sammitch into the ring steps, and cutting him open on the ring post. Meanwhile, Darth was quietly setting up a table in the ring. Both Snarf and Grimm reached the top of the ladder at the same time, and Grimm grabbed Snarf, delivering a Kobe Special off the ladder and through the table.
Monroe: The Champ has been taken out!
Marcum: So has the Dark Lord!
Stupid Doog and Winged Creature were double teaming PenWing outside the ring when Darth grabbed Stupid Doog and gave him a Sabre Slam. Winged Creature and Joe Mama whipped PenWing and Sammitch into each other, and Creature then jumped up to the ring apron and ran at Darth, leaping into the air for a cross body, but Darth was ready to catch him. Darth then walked over to the Spanish announce table and climbed on top of it.
Marcum: Oh no! What's he doing?
Grimm suddenly returned to his feet and climbed the corner turnbuckle near the table. Darth locked his hold on Creature and Grimm lept into the air, connecting on the spike piledriver.
Monroe: Winged Creature got a one way ticket straight to hell!
As Darth and Grimm collected themselves, Howlerama ran down the ramp, and Charlie emerged from the crowd. Howlerama had grabbed some chairs and repeatedly hit the Dark Lords while Charile set up two tables. He then instructed Howlerama to hand over the Big Bucks to the Dark Lords, right through the tables. The Company then walked back up the ramp.
Monroe: That's not right! The Company just interfered in the match!
Marcum: They were just evening the playing field!
In the ring, Joe Mama set up a ladder and began to climb. Sammitch, battered and bleeding, slipped into the ring. Seeing Joe reaching for the belts, Sammitch summoned all of his strength and knocked the ladder over, sending Joe flying to the ground outside the ring. Sammitch then picked up a chair and walked over the corner turnbuckel. He climbed up and jumped off, delivering a 360 splash with the chair to Joe Mama.
Monroe: That was a Hiroshima Mama! With interest!
King Snarf finally got up and reset the ladder. Slowly, he began to climb.
Marcum: It's all over now! There's a reason Snarf's the King!
Monroe: Don't speak too soon, Madman! PenWing just slid another ladder into the ring! The race is on!
PenWing set up the ladder and began to climb. Snarf got to the top and, as he began to reach for the titles, he noticed PenWing just reaching the top of the ladder next him. As PenWing began to stand up, Snarf tried to kick him. PenWing ducked, and Snarf almost lost his balance, but quickly recovered. Snarf then turned back to PenWing, who connected a Spin-o-rama to Snarf's face. Snarf fell off the ladder, and PenWing grabbed the belts to retain the Donkey Lovin' tag team championship. "Gonna Fly Now" blasted over the speakers as the rest of SD-6 came out to the ring to celebrate with the tag champs.
Monroe: The Family tried, but they just couldn't finish off the tag champs tonight! How will this affect Rehash? Find out Sunday night, live on Llance per view!
