Good question...
God Connected:
What is it boy?
ToFFo:
How do snails fart?
God:
Well snails don't fart. they're keeping the gasses inside their shell. When the shell is full all the snails gather to destroy the world. When that happens i'll have the shit recorded cuz i'm gonna send it to candid camera and score big!!! I wanna be rich suckaaa!!!
ToFFo:
No shit...?
God:
Nope. Even I the almighty of all that is somewhat mighty get tired of making fake money. celebrities don't get anything for free you know. nonetheless
I made the snails eeeeevil for a reason. You might wanna know what the reason is.. but i can't tell you because then i would've revealed the meaning of life! If You knew the secret you'd probably spend all your money on a trip to heaven for the sole purpose of kicking me in the nuts.
