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that any testing of his intellect proves he is quite deficient.
ha ha ha!!!!
Bow ties are coool.
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Yeah, really.
He came to a sign the other night that said "Disney World Left" so he went back home.
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And he thinks flash cards are for shy exhibitionists!
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And he got arrested at a ball park because he thought "Kill the umpire" meant audience participation!
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and he gave me a #%^!*$@ and said it would help my unemployment!
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AND if you gave him a penny for a thought, you'd have change coming!!!!
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He's not stupid.....he says some pretty sharp comebacks 
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PRIVATE JOKER ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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Suuuuuure, listen to your bootlicking yes-man Mxyptlk! Ignore me and I'll juuust gooo awaaaay! He wouldn't say that if I had ovaries!
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WELL WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? A FUCKING COMEDIAN.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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PRIVATE JOKER ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?
Oh, pshaw! If I wanted to offend you I'd tell you to your face that you only became a "Drill sargeant" because of your obsession with sodomy! Either that or that you could rent your mouth out for a boat show!
What? How dare you mistake me for a Private! Don't you realize I have no self esteem for the military to absorb like a sponge? Off with your head! And I'm keeping your silly hat too!
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it!
Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.
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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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And that's EMPEROR comedian to you, cream puff!
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WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT! I'VE GOT YOUR NAME! I'VE GOT YOUR ASS!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!
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Sorry to disappoint you, flutterbi, but I am NO maggot because I don't swing your way! But it's all good, to each his own!
You're a sweetheart, you know! You want me to stay off-topic so I won't be making posts all night long!
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all that you can be
get an ugly wife
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in the aaarmy!
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if his IQ was gasoline it wouldn't run a motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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BSAMS is just...special...
Like the kids that ride the short bus.
We should call him Short bus!
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He's so special that everybody loves him and there's nothing funny about him at all!
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.....sideways i didnt make fun of your posters.....
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.....sideways i didnt make fun of your posters.....
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.....seriously i didnt that was jaburg....dont be so mean to me....i like your posters.....very safe.....
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They will get dirtier when he hits the puberty!
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He spent 90 minutes watching NewsHour!!
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and he stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "made from concentrate"!!!!!
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He had to stand in an elevator to raise his IQ
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He asked for a price check on Batman:The Ten Cent Adventure!
Whoomp, there it is!
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BSAMS is to stupid, he has an alt id called emperor joker.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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You're unusually insensitive today, rex. First you mock wbam's situation and now you insult bsams like that? What now? Parody Mel Gibson?
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What now? Parody Mel Gibson?
I think Family Guy and South Park are doing a good enough job with that.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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