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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman said:
PRIVATE JOKER ARE YOU TRYING TO OFFEND ME?
Oh, pshaw! If I wanted to offend you I'd tell you to your face that you only became a "Drill sargeant" because of your obsession with sodomy! Either that or that you could rent your mouth out for a boat show!
What? How dare you mistake me for a Private! Don't you realize I have no self esteem for the military to absorb like a sponge? Off with your head! And I'm keeping your silly hat too!
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it!
Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.
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