As a visibly frightened Marcum staggers back to the broadcast table,the camera fades to the Bond Brigade locker room,where Ian Bond and Los Monstruos Azules are helping Chris Oakley gear up for his Triple Threat Eurotrash Title match against Nowhereman and El Superbeasto. Ian has an admiring grin on his face as Chris goes through his workout paces.
IAN:Well,old sport,I must confess that your little gambit appears to be paying off.
CHRIS:Sit tight,Ian--the real payoff's going to come later tonight when I beat Nowhereman and El Superbeasto to win the Eurotrash title. And from there,the sky's the limit.
SENOR PERDICION:Just promise me one thing,Senor Oakley:when the match is over,let me help you take off El Superbeasto's mask so we can show his true cowardly face to the whole world.
EL DAGA:That hijo de puta is overdue for his comeuppance!
CHRIS:Speaking of comeuppances,I can't wait to see the look on Joke Mama's face when I walk up to him and show him my newly-won Eurotrash belt...it'll drive him up the wall. Not to mention how much it'll piss off the rest of the Bastardos. Which reminds me....I have a little message I want to deliver to JM before his title match.
Chris takes a cardboard sign with something written on it in black magic marker;he holds it up and the camera zooms in. As the shot focuses in tightly on the sign,we see the short and blunt inscription:JOE MAMA IS A TRANSVESTITE.
