*Back at ringside, and the ring appears to have been converted into a Lounge type area. Louie Bastardo and the Legbreakererses are sitting at a mini-bar having drinks. Ariel appears to be working behind the bar. Louie pics up the mic and begins to speak.
"Welcome to the first ever Louie's Lounge segment!"
*Crowd booes heavily, almost overpowering Louie's voice.
"Why Louie's Lounge? Because I decided that the RDCW was getting a little boring, and needed something to spice it up a bit."
*Louie smirks as the crowd booes again.
"Now my first guests here at this special Rehash edition of Louie's Lounge, are none other than the Family's opponents tonight and the scumbags who kidnapped me two weeks ago, not to mention a couple of them just assaulting my good friend Madman Marcum,. . ."
Marcum: "It was assault! I'm calling my lawyer on Jimmy Faboo! I'm an announcer, not a wrestler!"
". . .S. . .D . . .6!"
*SD6's music begins to play and the crowd cheers heavily at first, until they realize it is NOT SD6 making their way to ringside, but the remaining members of the Family, dressed as SD6.
King Snarf is PinkyWing, Joe Mama is Captain Sammsabitch, Grace is Shreiko, Sneaky Bunny is Yuraho, Johnny Evil is Jimmy Faboo, and Superbeasto is One-Nut Tommy.
Monroe: "That's not SD6! What is the Family up to now?"
"Shreiko" has a mic and with a noticeably exaggerated limp, walks up to Louie and speaks: "Please, Mr. Bastardo, I know I'm not much of a wrestler," *Crowd booes heavily as Grace looks out at them and smirks"And even less of a manager," *Crowd continues booing heavily. "but if you could just understand our jealously and frustration at not being able to beat the Family in the ring. Please don't sue us, Mr. Bastardo."
Louie: "Well, honey, I'm not sorry, but my lawyers are already sending indictments towards each and every one of you. And I'm pretty sure that little Jimmy Faboo will have extra trouble for his actions already here tonight."
"Shreiko": "Well, if my testimony won't convince you, maybe I can convince you in the back later tonight. But first, here's a guy who wouldn't even have a career if I hadn't conned him into letting me own him like a slave, PinkyWing!"
*PinkyWing takes the mic, almost ripping it away from Shreiko and points to his hockey jersey. "PinkyWing": "You know, there's only one thing I like more than wrestling! And that's hockey! In fact, I like hockey so much, that I tried to get the Doctor to alter the rules of RDCW to incorporate a more hockey like atmosphere! Then he kicked me out of the CheeseDome again!" *The crowd is really on Snarf now, for his PenWing impersonation. "Now I don't know how I survived against Snarf at RobbleMania, or even what a jobber like myself was doing in the main event, but somehow I have gotten a rematch with him tonight in a Hell in a Cell match!" *Crowd cheers for the match as Snarf begins to laugh. Joe Mama urges him on. "Well, I'm sorry, but you're not going to see that match tonight, because to show my solidarity with my NHL brethren, I too am going on strike!" *Crowd is yelling at Snarf now, and an old woman in the front row throws her soda at him. He ducks out of the way. "Yes, I am going on strike. It certainly has nothing to do with the fact that otherwise, King Snarf would certainly end my career with the headlock! I'm just supporting my NHL brothers. I'm not afraid of Snarf! Really! He. . .He isn't here, is he?" *"PinkyWing worriedly looks around the ring a bit before speaking again. "And now, I'd like to hand the mic to a guy who certainly, if he wasn't here, I would still be a Hardcore Porn champion today, if not for his grandstanding and self centered efforts, Captain Sammsabitch!"
*Joe Mama as "Captain Sammsabitch" greedily takes the mic."It's about time we got to me! I'm the star here! I'm the leader of SD6! PinkyWing is my girlfriend, uh, I mean Shreiko! Shreiko is my girlfriend!" *Crowd rips into Joe Mama while the rest of the Family laughs at his antics. He speaks again.
"Joe Mama, can you see me? (holds up hands) Do you see these finely manicured hands? My newly-frosted hairstyle? Lemme tell you, I got a pedicure, too! Because tonight I'm gonna kick your butt and I wanna look good doing it! Because there's nothing more I like than a good manicure and pedicure! Except a good frosting. And selling out my ethics and morals to these fans by compromising everything I believe in and committing a felony! When you face me tonight, it won't just be me you'll be wrestling! You'll be up against me, Meeko, the rest of SD-6, and everyone else I could beg to help me! Because I want your title and, if I can't do it by myself, I'll get as many people as I can to help me!!! It's all about ME!"
*At that moment, Johnny Evil as "Jimmy Faboo" grabs the mic from "Sammsabitch" and speaks: "I used to be a Bastardo, but my big mouth got me fired! WHOOO!!! So I joined up with Ian Bond, but I couldn't win a match with him! WHOO!!! So I quit and joined SD-6 because they're not about titles, they're about friendship and loyalty. WHOO!!! And I'm a true-blue loyal friend! WHOO!!! Just ask King Snarf...uh, no...Chris Oak...uh...just ask anyone I hang out with now! WHOOO!!! I'm a loyal buddy ol' pal ol' chum...trust me!!! WHOO!!! Hey, I wonder if Nowhereman needs a lackey! WHOOO!!! I'm a glorified ring rat! WHOOO!!! In fact, here's my latest friend of the moment, One-Nut Tommy! WHOO!!"
*El Superbeasto as "One-Nut Tommy" takes the mic and begins to speak. It is blatantly obvious that he attempting to do a Chicago accent and failing. He is also reading tiny cue cards from his hand. The Family, and despite their hatred the crowd too, is laughing out loud. "I like PinkyWing. . .looks at cue card"I like hockey and Eskimo kisses. . .with PinkyWing. . . I don't wanna be bad guy. . .I don't wanna win titles. . .I just want friends. . .I win title for friends and not challenge them. . .Ever. I am One-Nut Tommy, The Friendly Goon. . .friendliest goon you ever know. . .Let's be pals..."
*Sneaky Bunny as Yuraho then grabs the mic from "Tommy." She is wearing an old worn out bathrobe and looks like the chick from the "China Girl" video."I am Yuraho. I am most honored that fellow SD6 members allow me to challenge for Women's Booby title. Especially after they not give Sneaky Bunny same privilege." *Crowd is booing heavily again, as Bunny laughs at them and momentarily breaks character as if she's going to flash them. She doesn't. "Honorable Shreiko, Sammsabitch, and PinkyWing were kind enough to befriend Yuraho and Tommy, after we were fired by Bastardo-San for not getting job done. Also were kind enough to let us live in dog house behind their home with Jimmy Faboo. Such good friends they are to us."
*JE as "Jimmy Faboo" leans over and speaks into the mic. "I'm not paper trained! WHOO!!!" *He runs around the ring a bit and plays air guitar before Winged Creature playfully hits him, and JE falls to the ground as if he's just been hit with a steel chair.
*The Family members completely lose it and burst out laughing amongst themselves. Louie speaks again. "SD6, and anyone else who wants to go after the Family, realize what you're dealing with, a combination of brains, brawn, and yes even beauty, that just can't be matched. We are the cream of the crop. And tonight, you're gonna be wiped out. Because as Charles Manson and Archie Bunker used to say. . .It's all in the Family!" *The Family congratulate themselves again as Ennio Morricone's "Ecstasy of Gold" begins to play. . .
