Back in the ring, the crowd are treated to a blast of indeterminate (and extremely crappy) music, and a man comes out in a suit that looks like an extremely cheap imitation of Bill Williams' wardrobe
Marcum: Hey, I know this guy! He's BFL from the Worst Wrestling Ever! He's an asshole!
BFL: Hello, lowly worms of the RDCW! I am BFL, and I AM A WRESTLING GOD! That's right, a god! Even though I lost my one and only championship to John Spinner, a failed rapper!
Boos, and cries of 'you're a Fuckin' Loser!
BFL: Yeah, yeah. Dumb Bums! I came out here tonight to challenge any of your boys to a match, just to prove that I'm better than Cripple H!
Cries of He sucks too!
BFL: Any of your boys, or even better girls, can come out right now and challenge me! Come on, ya dumb bums! Feel the power of my bitch-slap from Wall Street!
La Grange plays, and Howler and The Highwayman make their way down to the ring
Howler: You know what, boy? You just got yourself a deal!
BFL tries to speak, but Howler cuts him off
Howler: Shut the hell up! This ain't just ANY match we're challenging you too.
BFL: But I'M challenging...
Howler: Didn't I just say to shut up? As I was saying, we're challenging you to an Asylum Rules Tornado Tag Match! That's right, The Inmates are running the asylum!
The crowd cheers, and BFL looks really nervous
BFL: Ermmm...MUMMY! No, that's not right. How about MERCY!
The crowd laughs at BFL, and Highwayman and Howler grin evilly
BFL: Now I've got it! BOYS, COME ON DOWN!
A trio of 'wrestlers' come running down to the ring. Two are bald and overweight, and the third is black and weedy. They get into the ring, after much effort, and face off with Howlerama
Highwayman: Is this it? I could take all three of you lot on as a light warm-up!
BFL: Hey, this is my cabinet! The mightiest bunch of wrestlers in The Worst Wrestling Ever!
Highwayman: And that's not saying much either!
'Start Me Up' Plays, and Charlie comes running down as The Company beat down the Cabinet. Highwayman hits a Corporate Sponsor on the Black Guy whilst Howler and Charlie pound the fat blokes. Eventually The Company grab all threee blokes and hit Triple Big Businesses, and BFL wets himself
Highwayman: Well, that was a refreshing work-out! Time to take out the big guy! Or should I say, Big Fucking Loser!
|BFL wets himself again, and The Company share a disgusted look before going for him. BFL goes to slap Howler, but the big man grabs him and hoists him across his shoulders, where he hits The Chief, leaving him stunned on the mat La Grange hits the sound system, and The Company leave the arena, leaving the soundly beaten cabinet lying in the ring
