Backstage, we see James Fantastic walking down the corridor, alone. Suddenly, Spandex Monkey Man drops down in front of him

JF: Whoa, there, buddy! Scared me for a second there.

SMM: Really? Must remember that one! Dropping off ceiling is scary!

Fantastic rolls his eyes

JF: Right, yeah. Hey, did you see that stunt I pulled earlier on Marcum? Man, that ruled!

SMM: Yeah, quite. That's what I wanted to speak to you about...

Spamm suddenly hits Fantastic with a Spandex Monkey Slam. Two Ton Tommy appears, dashing down the corridor to help his tag team partner, but Spamm hits him with a Spandex Superkick

SMM: Now, I'm about Justice. And, well, would you classify bullying an announcer as just? SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!!!


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