<The lights dim and the beat of "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers. The words "Sudden Death starts now!" appear on the Cheese-o-tron and reshape into "SD-6" as the crowd cheers and begins clapping to the beat. The screen then shows the words "Last Week" and a video starts.>
The Tag Team Donkey Lovin' belts were raised to the rafters, and the bell sounded.
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
The Legbreakererses immediately took out the trash on Sammitch, and Joe Mama gave PenWing the Eastcoast Hammer.
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Joe and Snarf then turned to Captain Sammitch, who nailed both of them with a chair.
Kickin' your can all over the place
The Dark Lords lifted up the Legbreakers and chokeslammed them through the tables outside the ring.
Singin'
'We will we will rock you
PenWing surprised Grimm with a low blow kick to the groin as he walked over him, and Sammitch hit him with the chair.
We will we will rock you'
Darth began to swing PenWing out for the Darkside Slam, but PenWing grabbed Darth's head, using Darth's own strength to deliver a momentous Sudden Death.
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
PenWing speared Doog with the ladder, drawing blood. Winged Creature came up behind PenWing and hit him with a chair.
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Joe clotheslined Sammitch out of the ring. He then whipped Sammitch into the ring steps, cutting him open on the ring post.
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Grimm grabbed Snarf, delivering a Kobe Special off the ladder and through the table.
'We will we will rock you'
Winged Creature ran at Darth, leaping into the air for a cross body, but Darth was ready to catch him. Grimm suddenly returned to his feet.
Singin'
'We will we will rock you'
Standing on top of the Spanish announce table, Darth locked his hold on Creature and Grimm leapt off the corner turnbuckle, connecting on the spike piledriver.
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
Howlerama repeatedly hit the Dark Lords with steel chairs.
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Howlerama handed over the Big Bucks to the Dark Lords, right through the tables.
Somebody better put you back into your place
Sammitch summoned all of his strength and knocked the ladder over, sending Joe flying to the ground outside the ring.
'We will we will rock you'
Sammitch climbed the corner ropes and jumped off, delivering a 360 splash with the chair to Joe Mama.
Singin'
'We will we will rock you'
As PenWing began to stand up, Snarf tried to kick him. PenWing ducked, and Snarf almost lost his balance, but quickly recovered.
Everybody
'We will we will rock you'
Snarf then turned back to PenWing, who connected a Spin-o-rama to Snarf's face, sending him flying off the ladder
'We will we will rock you'
PenWing grabbed the belts to retain the Donkey Lovin' tag team championship and the rest of SD-6 came out to the ring to celebrate with the tag champs.
Alright
<The lights come back on and Captain Sammitch, PenWing, and Meeko are standing in the ring. The Donkey Lovin' Champs are wearing their belts and PenWing is holding his Sherwood high above them. PenWing is back to the red and white Gordie Howe ring gear, and he has a mic.>
PenWing: So, I'm a jobber? Tell me something, Champ. Are you sure you want to admit that the only person between you and the Donkey Lovin' belts was a jobber? That's right, Champ. It was this jobber who kicked your ass back down to earth last Tuesday night. You were inches from victory, Champ. All you had to do was reach up and take possession of the Donkey Lovin' belts. But you lost focus. You looked over, and you saw me, standing right there, right next to you. And instead of winning the game, you chose to drop the gloves. I talk about Sudden Death rules. You broke them. You had the winning shot, and you didn't take it. You couldn't take it. You had to take one more shot at me. You had to choke. That's right, Champ, you choked. You've become complacent. You hide behind mommy and daddy, and hope that you don't have to actually do anything, because when it's all on the line, you know you don't have what it takes to get the job done. You can't finish what you started. So I will.
<Huge pops from the crowd. PenWing hands the mic to Meeko.>
Meeko: I understand Louie Bastardo has been frantically working with his lawyers to file the paperwork necessary to take us to court.
<Booes are heard from the crowd.>
Meeko: Louie, really, do you think we're that stupid? Do you think we would pull a stunt like this if we knew we would have to pay outside the ring? Save yourself some time and money, because you can't take us to court. What you forget, Louie, is that first and foremost, I am a manager. As a manager, I have to know a lot about contracts and, how shall I put this...green cards. As a manager, I also have to be aware of my clients' after-hours activities. And Louie, to say those activities are questionable...is an understatement.
<Cheers from the crowd.>
Meeko: To put it bluntly, Louie, you've got your lawyers and I've got mine. If you really want to duke it out in court, we can play that way. But we'd much rather duke it out right here, in this ring!
<The crowd roars as Meeko passes the mic to Captian Sammitch.>
Sammitch: You know, I'm getting kinda tired of this. How many times do we have to beat you before you'll listen up? I'm a bit concerned here - for your physical and emotional well-beings. PenWing and I took pretty much everything you had to throw at us, and we still came back and defeated you!
<Cheers from the crowd...>
Sammitch: Now Joe, I know what you say you're gonna do to me tonight. Let's be honest. I've taken pretty much everything you've dished out so far. And you've taken everything I've chosen to dish out so far. With all due respect to your abilities, I doubt you have what it takes to destroy me. So why don't you quit wasting your time talking smack and settle for 'may the best man win'? Because that's all this is about. I don't hate you. I don't hate anyone - all I want to do here is support SD-6, play my part in whatever we have to do, and give the fans a great show. If this is about more than that to you, you're barking up the wrong tree. Bring your A-game tonight, because I'm bringing mine. I'm tired of both of us destroying ourselves over this ridiculous feud. Let's settle this thing and get on with our lives!
<"Gonna Fly Now" plays over the speakers as the trio exit the ring.>
