*Backstage, the Crotch is with El Superbeasto, Louie Bastardo, and Grace.
Crotch: "We've heard from Chris Oakley, we've from the EuroTrash Champion Nowhereman, and now here's what the third participant in tonight's open challenge match has to say!"
El Superbeasto (grabbing the mic and engulfing Crotch's hand with it): "Chris Oakley. Senor Bastardo has directed me to finish you off tonight. Your friends, those two putas Los Azules still have not returned to the ring since I destroyed them at RobbleMania. They are finished. You are finished. You disrespected lucha libra and luchadores with your actions on Havoc. Now, I will disrespect you."
Crotch: "What about Nowhereman?"
El Superbeasto: "Nowhereman is what his name says. He is nowhere. He is nothing. I will walk through him and bring the EuroTrash title where it belongs. . .to Senor Bastardo and the Family!"