Legbreakers vs SD-6 (James Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy)
The match started with Winged Creature and Two-Ton Tommy in the ring, and the Bastardo took charge with a series of punishing suplexes and holds before tagging in Stupid Doog. The pair locked in a Legbreakerer Super Lock (double ankle lock), but Tommy grabbed a rope to break the hold. This did him little good, though, as Doog also dominated proceedings, using his superior experience to frequently catch Tommy off guard, eventually flooring him with a DDT before climbing the turnbuckle to hit a Big Bark. However, Tommy rolled out of the way and tagged in Fantastic, who hit Doog with a Classy Kick before setting him up for the SD Rocker. However Winged Creature entered the ring and distracted the ref long enough for Doog to reverse the attack and hit James with Rabies.
Monroe: Another match, another cheat! Do the Bastardos ever fight fair?
Marcum: I don't know what you're talking about, Mouth! Winged Creature's just attempting to help his tag partner!
Tommy entered the ring as well, and hit Winged Creature with a Two-Ton Powerslam before dragging him out of the ring. Back in the ring, Fantastic managed to shake off the effects of Doog's attack long enough to hit a Supercool, but as he went for the pin Charlie ran down the ramp with a baseball bat and tried to attack Fantastic with it. The ref attempted to bring some order to the match, but Charlie kept pushing to get into the ring, distracting the ref long enough for Doog to hit the Big Bark. He then tried to get the pin, but Fantastic somehow managed to kick out just before the ref counted three.
Marcum: How on earth did Fantastic manage to kick out after Stupid Doog’s finisher?
Monroe: That's what true stars do, Marcum! Not that you'd know!
After getting a quick advantage over Doog, and hitting him with a surprise DDT, Fantastic then went to the top rope and hit a Supercool, but the Legbreaker broke the pin up on “two”. The match then spiraled out of control as both Winged Creature and Two-Ton Tommy entered the ring, turning the match into a pure-six brawl. Charlie managed to sneak into the ring while the ref was distracted and hit a Tower of London on Fantastic whilst The Legbreakerses double-teamed Tommy before rolling him out of the ring. As Charlie snuck back out of the ring, the Legbreakers Took Out The Trash, allowing them to get the pin and win the match.
Heavyweight Cheese Title Match: King Snarf vs Captain Sammitch
Monroe: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are only moments away from the final match of the night. Our Main Event - King Snarf will defend the Heavyweight Cheese Title against PenWing!
Madman: All I know are these three things: 1) The Inter-Cunt-Inental Match was the most devastating thing we've ever seen! 2) This match should be no different - these two share a hatred as deep as Joe Mama and Captain Sammitch! And 3) King Snarf WILL walk away with his title! He's the greatest Heavyweight Champion EVER!!!
Monroe: We'll see, Marcum...
When It All Goes Wrong Again" plays as King Snarf walks down to the ramp. His arms are heavily bandaged.
Monroe: What is King Snarf trying to pull here?
Marcum: Can't you see the Champ is hurting from last Tuesday's TLC match? PenWing is lucky the Champ is out here at all!
Monroe: He didn't look so hurt earlier tonight! I just know he's got something up his sleeve!
"Get Ready 4 This" blasts and the crowd roars as PenWing - Donkey Lovin' belt around his waist and arm raising a Sherwood - makes his way to the ring. While the two wrestlers have words, the cage lowers around them. Lothar raises the Heavyweight Cheese belt, and the signals for the bell. Snarf and PenWing lock up, with Snarf getting a quick roll up on PenWing for a one-count. Snarf tries to get the Headlock early, but PenWing escpapes his hold and turns it into a quick pin for a one-count of his own.
Monroe: This is an amazing display of athleticism by both wrestlers!
Marcum: Snarf is just taking his time!
PenWing gets a roll up, but Snarf kicks out. PenWing tries to lock in the Sharpshooter, but Snarf kicks him into the ropes. Snarf then gets to his feet and clotheslines PenWing over the ropes and out of the ring, falling to the ground beside him. The two get back to their feet, and PenWing grabs Snarf's arm, but it's Snarf who whips PenWing into the corner post. PenWing falls backwards, and reaches under the ring. As Snarf approaches, PenWing rolls away from the ring and quickly gets back to his feet. He's holding a Sherwood. Snarf backs away, and PenWing charges him. PenWing swings, but Snarf ducks, and the stick shatters on the ring post. Snarf then grabs PenWing and throws him into the cage. Before PenWing falls, Snarf grabs his head for a neck breaker.
Marcum: This is going to be a short match!
Monroe: Don't count PenWing out just yet!
Snarf tries to slam PenWing's head onto the rings steps, but PenWing counters with an elbow. He then slams Snarf's head onto the rings steps. PenWing slams Snarf's had onto the steps for a second time, and then rolls him into the ring. PenWing climbs the corner ropes and tries to connect the High Holy Howe, but Snarf rolls out of the way. Snarf gets to his feet and whips PenWing into the corner ropes. He runs for a splash but PenWing gets his boot up in Snarf's face. PenWing goes for the pin but Snarf gets his boot on the ropes. PenWing then rolls out of the ring. He reaches under and pulls out another Sherwood. PenWing doesn't realize that Snarf has gotten back to his feet, and as he stands up, Snarf connects with a baseball slide beneath the ropes, sending PenWing into the cage. Snarf springboards off the ropes and takes PenWing down with a crossbody. Grabbing PenWing's Sherwood, Snarf waits, allowing PenWing to climb back to his feet. He then nails him with the stick, right over his head. PenWing drops. Snarf picks him up and rolls him back into the ring. Instead of going for the pin, Snarf walks around to the other side of the ring.
Monroe: What is Snarf doing? He could have the pin right now!
Snarf pulls out some mettle wire and starts wrapping it around his forearms.
Marcum: Is that? It is! Snarf is wrapping barbed wire around his arms!
Monroe: I knew he had something up his sleeve! Or rather, around it!
Snarf rolls into the ring just as PenWing gets back to his feet. He waits for PenWing to turn around, and then runs at him for a clothesline. Snarf waits for PenWing to get back up again, and repeats the move.
Monroe: Snarf is torturing his opponent!
Marcum: The Champ is finally going to retire the knucklehead once and for all!
PenWing goes down again. His jersey is shredded and bloody, and there are puddles of blood all over the matt. This time, PenWing starts to roll, and falls out of the ring and onto the ground. Snarf slowly follows him out of the ring. As PenWing gets back to his feet, Snarf makes another run at him, but this time PenWing falls and executes a drop toe hold, sending Snarf into the steal cage. PenWing then pulls out another Sherwood, and smashes it on Snarf.
Monroe: PenWing finally connected!
Marcum: Too little, too late!
PenWing grabs Snarf's head and smashes it into the steal cage. He then pulls Snarf to his feet and whips him into the corner post. Both wrestlers are bleeding. PenWing grabs Snarf's hand again, but this time Snarf gives him a forearm, and PenWing drops to his knees. Snarf then kicks him in the head, and PenWing falls on his back. Snarf lifts PenWing and rolls him back into the ring. PenWing tries to get back to his feet, but Snarf comes up behind him and locks in a barbed wire headlock. PenWing tries to reach for the ropes, but Snarf pulls him into the center of the ring.
Marcum: This is it! PenWing will either tap or pass out to the pain of the barbed wire Headlock!
PenWing stops struggling and appears to go limp. Lothar raises his arm, and it falls. Lothar raises his arm a second time, and it falls. Lothar raises his arm a third time, and it starts to fall, but it stops half way, and PenWing begins to show signs of life. The crowd starts chanting his name.
Monroe: PenWing still has something left! He's fighting the Headlock!
PenWing fights to get back to his feet, but he can't break the hold. He starts to get weak in the knees again.
Marcum: PenWing is about to run out of gas!
Just as it looks like PenWing's knees are about to buckle, they extend in a jump. As PenWing's feet leave the matt, he swings his body away from Snarf, and wraps his arms around Snarf's head behind him. The two fall forward and hit the mat.
Monroe: Buhgawd! PenWing broke the Headlock with Sudden Death! Both men are down!
Lothar begins counting. Snarf starts to stir first, with PenWing starting to get to his feet right behind him. PenWing then hits Snarf with a Spin-o-Rama, and locks him in the Sharpshooter. Snarf tries to fight it, but PenWing pulls him to the center of the ring. Snarf takes a swipe at PenWing's leg with his forearm, and PenWing breaks the hold, falling to the matt.
Marcum: PenWing forgot about the barbed wire! That's gonna cost him!
Snarf gets back to his feet, but he shows the effects of the Sharpshooter on his legs, and PenWing is able to get out of the way of another clothesline.
Monroe: Snarf is still feeling that Sharpshooter!
PenWing comes up behind Snarf and wraps his arms around him, lifting him up for a German Meeko-plex. PenWing then set up another Meeko-plex. He followed it with a third Meeko-plex.
Monroe: I can't believe it! Even with the barbed wire scraping against him, PenWing is still able to hold onto to Snarf!
PenWing tries to execute a fourth Meeko-plex, but Snarf stabs him with the barbed wire on his forearms, and PenWing releases his hold. Snarf then spins around and tries to set up the BastardBomb, but PenWing turns gets a hold of Snarf's arm and turns it into a Drag 'n Whip. PenWing then climbs the corner ropes and this time he does hit the High Holy Howe for the pin.
Monroe: King Snarf has been defeated! PenWing is the new Heavyweight Cheese Champion!
"Gonna Fly Now" blasts over the speakers as Lothar hands PenWing the Heavyweight Cheese belt and raises his arm in victory. The cage is raised, and SD-6, minus Captain Sammitch, race down the ramp to celebrate with the new champ. Two-Ton Tommy and James Fantastic lift PenWing up on their shoulders, and Meeko and Nuriko raise the roof as the fans cheer. Then TK's music hits and he walks down to ringside. Tommy and Fantastic lower PenWing down, and help him stay on his feet. After a moment of seeming indecision, TK finally reaches out his hand and congratulates PenWing on his victory, and raises his hand. The crowd erupts and Rehash comes to a close.
