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2003-05-07 11:50 AM
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which is longer?
waiting for her to turn legal? or my jail sentence for not waiting?
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#49924
2003-05-07 11:53 AM
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#49925
2003-05-07 1:40 PM
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Rob, you damn perv. My fourteen year old sister watches that show! Now whenever she turns it on I'm gonna think of you saying that.
In answer to your question, just wait 'til she's legal. Jail is not a fun place.
Another thing having to listen to that show during Saturday morning chores drilled into my head: her actual name is Hillary Duff.
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#49926
2003-05-07 1:42 PM
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![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) But my Aunt Harry said you make lots of friends in jail!!! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#49927
2003-05-07 2:53 PM
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I hear ya, Kaufampshen.
Hilary Duff and Danielle Fishel are the two reasons I actually watch the Disney Channel.
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#49928
2003-05-07 4:56 PM
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Damn, why'd my sister have to go and be a Lizzie McGuire fan? Now I'll never be able to look at Hillary Duff that way...
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#49929
2003-05-07 5:08 PM
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Still u gotta admit she is very sexy, despite her age
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#49930
2003-05-07 11:02 PM
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She is super sexy. When I first saw her I didn't know how old she was.....God help me for the things I said I would do to her. I'm thinking orgy with her and the Olsen Twins.....Oh Yeah. ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#49931
2003-05-08 1:38 PM
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Damn she is so sexy , why cant she be older
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#49932
2003-05-08 2:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
I hear ya, Kaufampshen.
Hilary Duff and Danielle Fishel are the two reasons I actually watch the Disney Channel.
to! pan! ga!
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#49933
2003-05-08 2:46 PM
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Hilary Duff>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Danielle Fishel
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#49934
2003-05-09 2:11 AM
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I bet she grows up like Jennifer Gardner... only looking good at certain angles.
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#49935
2003-05-09 2:18 AM
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Case in Point:  Good Side  Bad Side
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#49936
2003-05-09 2:43 PM
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She´s hot, how old is she??
If she´s older than 15, and younger than 18, just take her to Denmark, there 15 is the legal age for bedsports!
If, however she is younger than 15, stay the hell away from Denmark, Laws are very strict here regarding minors!
How old is she again??
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#49937
2003-05-10 3:10 AM
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She's 15, something I just discovered for the first time the day Bobo started this thread. I'm suspecting a Danny Almonte situation here("...once?")...
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#49938
2003-05-13 5:23 PM
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well, she's almost 16!
And the chick who portrays her mother is hot, too! And has Classic TV Connections! She's the daughter of Ann Morgan Guilbert, aka Millie, from the Dick Van Dyke show. She was also Lal on Star Trek: TNG.
And I knew this first time I saw an episode of Lizzie McGuire. No research needed.
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#49939
2003-05-16 12:31 PM
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#49940
2003-05-16 12:49 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
well, she's almost 16!
16? That's legal in this state.
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#49941
2003-05-16 12:55 PM
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16 is legal in ur state!??!? wow
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#49942
2003-05-16 1:00 PM
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Mississippi's weird like that.
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#49943
2003-05-16 1:14 PM
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wow i never heard of a legal age that young
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#49944
2003-05-16 1:22 PM
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The youngest is out of America... I think in Denmark or Sweden it's 15.
To me, that's too young. Man...
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#49945
2003-05-16 1:25 PM
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#49946
2003-05-16 1:42 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
The youngest is out of America... I think in Denmark or Sweden it's 15.
To me, that's too young. Man...
Bullshit!
South Carolina, age of consent is 14!!!
The majority of the US (28 States, IIRC) is 16 years old.
Find out more Here, beeyotch!
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#49947
2003-05-16 2:31 PM
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I always thought 15 was too young until I found out that's how old Hilary Duff is. So now I'm not sure what to think...
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#49948
2003-05-17 2:26 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kristogar Velo:
I always thought 15 was too young until I found out that's how old Hilary Duff is. So now I'm not sure what to think...
..."If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed"?
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#49949
2003-05-17 2:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by winged creature:
wow i never heard of a legal age that young
It's a trick the state uses to keep the "Unmarried Teenage Pregnency" rate down.
Warning! This poster has consumed too much alcohol! Phrases contained in this post may make little to no sense!
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#49950
2003-05-17 7:53 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
..."If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed"?
...nah, that's a little too extreme.
Maybe "If there's grass on the field, play ball"?
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#49951
2003-05-21 6:03 PM
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#49952
2003-05-22 4:07 AM
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 The New Face of Statutory.
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#49953
2003-05-22 5:19 AM
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Hey when do these girls break into the porn industry? Y'know, once their popularity and money begins to fade after mommy and daddy fuck 'em out of their cash after being whored out to television networks, movie studios and ad execs?
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#49954
2003-05-22 6:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:
Hey when do these girls break into the porn industry? Y'know, once their popularity and money begins to fade after mommy and daddy fuck 'em out of their cash after being whored out to television networks, movie studios and ad execs?
Studies are currently being done on this subject.
We'll have more concrete data once the Olsen Twins turn 18 in a couple of years.
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#49955
2003-05-23 1:15 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:
Hey when do these girls break into the porn industry? Y'know, once their popularity and money begins to fade after mommy and daddy fuck 'em out of their cash after being whored out to television networks, movie studios and ad execs?
Studies are currently being done on this subject.
We'll have more concrete data once the Olsen Twins turn 18 in a couple of years.
If you add the Olsen Twins age they are over 18 - therefore, legal!!!! mwu ha ha ha.
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#49956
2003-05-23 2:29 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Cash Lone:
quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Nobody:
Hey when do these girls break into the porn industry? Y'know, once their popularity and money begins to fade after mommy and daddy fuck 'em out of their cash after being whored out to television networks, movie studios and ad execs?
Studies are currently being done on this subject.
We'll have more concrete data once the Olsen Twins turn 18 in a couple of years.
If you add the Olsen Twins age they are over 18 - therefore, legal!!!! mwu ha ha ha.
Never thought of it that way hmmm ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#49957
2003-05-23 8:25 PM
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Don't get your hopes up. The Olsen twins are alrady set for life, with their straight to video movies, clothing line, video games, etc, etc, etc...
and maybe it's just me, but it would just be too weird seeing little Michelle from full house in a porno.
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#49958
2003-05-23 10:05 PM
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I, for one, never watched Full House . . .
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#49959
2003-05-23 10:15 PM
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we can stop thinking about her guys, she is sleeping with teen pop sensation aaron carter, and from what i have heard they have been doing it for some time. all the girls want to tear her hair out, and all the guys want to cut his thing off, all the gay boys want to kill her and all the gay girls want to murder him so its crazy ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#49960
2003-05-23 10:48 PM
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Really, she's been fucking that guy??? Man i hate him!!!
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#49961
2003-05-24 1:54 AM
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I doubt they've done it. He looks a good two, three years younger than her. His balls probably haven't even dropped yet.  Yeah, they haven't had sex. If anything, their relationship is just a sales ploy, good for their "image".
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#49962
2003-05-24 2:16 AM
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They're the same person with different length hair! Zod is freaked out! Oh yeah and you're all going to hell for lusting after two people underage!
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