I just finished interviewing an owner/operator of a vagina. She informed me that vaginal intercourse can at times be painful and after a night of sex it's not uncommon to suffer from a sore pussy. She also mentioned that PIV intercourse is associated with frequent bladder infections.

So it seems there are hazards to sticking your dick in anything besides the palm of your hand - wait - you can damage nerve endings by frequent masturbation. So for the good of society and the natural order everyone should stick there cock in a sock and forget about it.


"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." John Stuart Mill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.