I was recently checking out the Yahoo personals for laughs, and decided that if I should ever place myself on the meat market...it should be in a forum even more humiliating: Rob's message board.
So here goes:
Name: Anthony Wayne Conn
Age: 29
Ht: 6ft even
Wt: 190 lbs.
Zodiac: Taurus Chinese: Fire Tiger Tarot: King of Swords, inverted
Interests: Cult films, comic books, homemade banana ice-cream, greasy foods
Dislikes: Octopi, werewolves
Smokes: often
Drinks: occasionally
Income: Enough
