Bah! The Hasselhoff's crotch hypnotics only hold sway over the Germans! The Shatner is unencumbered with such base gimmickry and remains universal!

Just as it was in WWI and WWII, these Germans will learn the errors of their ways if they dare cross... The Shatner!

The battle cry of The Shatner's acolytes will ring out from the hills: "MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!" and the Germans will know true fear!

So sayeth The Shatner, so be-eth The Truth.