Jay, SMM, Fused, Kaz, and Ace all stand awaiting the coming battle. For a moment all that is heard is the heavy breathing from Jays long run. She wipes sweat from her brow and gets back into fighting postition.
Suddenly a crack is heard outside. The building rumbles as the foundation is torn away. The floor splinters apart. Standing before the JLR a monstorous wooden figure looms over them.
Ace- Cen- Centurian?
Centurian- Not quite. I go by the name Mosseltoe!
Branches sprout from his limbs and stab into Aces shoulder.
Ace- Gah!
Kaz- Superdude-twig-ripping-powers activate!
Kaz leaps between Ace and Mosseltoe and karate chops the limbs. He pulls the branches out of Ace and waves them in Mosseltoes face.
Kaz- Lets see how you like it buddy!
Fused- KAZ WATCH OUT!
Fused leans in and pulls Kaz out of the monsters way as it strikes down and slams through the empty air.
Ace tosses card after card at the giant tree. Sticking deep into his side Mosseltoe sweeps them away with a wave of his limbs.
SMM- I've got an idea. Fused turn your arm on full blast! JLR cover your ears!
Fused flips the switch and shoots a wave of euphoric beams at the beast as he overheats in the burning sensuality. Bursting into flames he lets out a surprised gasp.
SMM- Haha... Got him!
Plrssst
A stream of water splashes onto the tree and extinguishes the flames. The stream switches direction and blasts at Fuseds hand shorting out his bionic arm. Doog stands in the doorway with Registered Member and TTT.
Jay- Uh oh....
RM swings a scepter in his hand and smacks SMM across the head. SMM flies across the room and reverts back to his human form. Jay jumps in and grabs the scepter. RM presses a button on the scepter and shoots out a beam of energy. The beam blasts out from Jays fingers and knocks her to the ground.
A single card flies through the air at lightning quick speed. TTT turns his head to observe the cards trajectory.
TTT- Incoming card. Ace of Spades. Impact with scepter in five, four, three, two....
Suddenly TTT flicks out his wrist and catches the card between his middle and index finger.
Ace- Damn I can't get through to them.
Kaz- Quick guys get behind the couch. I've got a plan.
Ace SMM Fused and Jay dive behind the couch. Kaz runs into the kitchen. A moment later he runs out carring the toaster and a bucket of water.
Kaz- Watch it Time Trust, or the toaster gets it!
TTT flicks the Ace of Spades from his hand to the cord of the toaster and snaps it. The toaster splashes down into the pool of water and fizzles a bit before dying.
Fused- You monster!
Nuriko appears behind Kaz and smacks him with her purse (fully loaded with makeup) tossing him into a pile with whats left of the JLR. SMM takes feral form again but seeing the futility of another attack crouches down with the rest of the team as the evil JLR surround them.
Meanwhile in the dark mystical Crypt of Infinity located deep in a Mayan Temple, tombs surrounding the crypt rumble to life. The tombs slowly open revealing their contents. Light pours from the four tombs into the crypt. A skeleton lingers inside of one tomb. A voice coming from somewhere around the skeleton shouts to the other three tombs.
Sockrates- Awaken brothers, after all these long years the Infinity Sock has once again fallen into the wrong hands. As the protectors of the sock is it our job to ensure the safety of man and sock alike!
Arisockles- Yes brother, but I fear too much time may have passed. As you can see our champions of yester-year have withered away and rotted. And as you know we are powerless without a host.
The skeleton lifts his arm but the bones quickly break and crack into dust.
Sockrates- Well, damn. So it would seem. But it is of no consequence. As the Guardians of the Sock we shall seek new champions to defend the innocents from the power of the Sock.
Confusock- But who Brother?
Hippsockrotes- Yes, who is worthy of our help?
A vision hovers over the dead bodies of the Guardians. The JLR under attack and lying waiting for the kill.
Sockrates- Here are our champions! The JLR! We must move swiftly though, Brothers, for they are in danger!
Four small crescent shaped figures soar out of the crypt and into the night sky toward their champions.
Back with the JLR the five evilly influenced members inch closer and closer to the team. Huddled together they raise their hands to fend off the attack and close their eyes to try and shake off the thought of IMPENDING DOOM!
Suddenly four bits of cloth wrap themselves around four of our heroes hands. Ace, Kaz, Fused, and Jay open their eyes and to their surprise see four sock puppets on their hands.
SMM still crouched in the fetal ferral position- Are we dead yet?
Ace- What the hell?!?
SMM opens his eyes- Hey why don't I get one?
Sockrates (Ace's sock puppet) - Don't just sit there m'boy. Attack!
