With a gestural wave, Ace motions his sock up to his face. Mystic energy surrounds his sock-covered arm and with a flick of a wrist, a poster-sized ace of spades appears in his hand surrounded with a yellow electric energy field.
Ace: Whoa.
Mosseltoe: This matters not! You weak, pathetic 2nd tier heroes know in you hearts I hold Centurian's power! True power to destroy you all!!!
Ace: Hey kiddo. Quiet. Daddy's talkin'.
Ace flings his mystic ace with the ease of a small playing card. It sears through the air then cuts through Mosseltoe diagonally from the hip to the opposite shoulder.
Mosseltoe: Im--Impossible!
Mosseltoe then splits in two with his upper torso sliding off his waist at the slice as his appendages flop and fail as he crumbles to the floor divided.
Jay Orin: . . . .
Kaz: . . . Dude!!!
Fused: Dude you just sliced Centurian in fucking HALF!
Kaz: Diagonally!
Ace: Agh! I didnt know the card would have so much power! I didnt mean to kill 'im!
Kaz: Diagonally!
The front door then bursts wide open.
Jade Starlight: Oh my GOD!!!
Darren Messenger: What goes on here?!
Evil Stupid Doog: THIS! ! !
An intense blindingly bright lazer flashes from Doog's hydro-weaponry. Jade watches in horror as she sees the assailant through the hole melted through the head of Darren Messenger. A jar of salsa drops to the floor and a second more intense blast of energy fires from Doogs super-gun that cleans Darrens head from his shoulders. Left arm. Then a hole through his chest.
Evil Stupid Doog: Your green glowies not gonna save him from that you jailbait pop-tart. Sweet dreams.
Fused: NOOO! !!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doog's weapon explodes as all in the room cover their ears. A sonic boom thunders crashing all glass windows rumbling foundation, de-hinging doors, knocking those in the room to the floor as some bleed from their ears.
Confusock: I grant you the power, agent of justice. Rise, Confusedock Prime.
Confusedock Prime: Optimuusss. . .
The man once known as Fused curls his hands to his side then releases booming energy from his palms one after another as each singular force blows the evil JLR out one by one crashing though walls and shattered windows to the yards outside.
Confusedock Prime: Think this place is compromised. We've got to bounce, NOW. JLR, transform, and roll--
Kaz: Man I havent even got to use my sock yet.
Confusedock Prime grabs Jade and slings her over his shoulder, booms from his feets and exits the hole through the wall. Ace, Jay, Nuriko and SMM soon follow.
Kaz: Dude this is weak. This means Jay has ungodly super-powers. . . AGAIN!!
He then secures his sock over his fist then casually exits the scene of mayhem.
Evil RM552: Quit your crying Ill build you a better gun. T3, you still have a bead?
Evil T3: Targets are positioned. Mission: Disassemble.
