On Chant's Helicarrier....
Biz: - after that, I started really working out. Get back to fight weight, ya know?
Annihilation: You DO realize that your powers won't work on women, right?
Biz: Yeah, but you DID stop and listen, didn't you?
Annihilation: That only stalls the inevitable.
Biz: Really?
Biz reaches down into the shoes that were left from Annihilation's blast that sent Chant into the afterlife. He grabs both socks, just to be sure, and slaps them on his tootsies.
Annihilation: Ugh. That's it.
Summoning up her power, Annihilation looks to repeat her offensive strike. And while Biz isn't the sharpest ass in the pants, he WAS an Intern for Chant at one point, so he's not a complete idiot. At the last possible moment, Biz creates a mirror with the power of the Infinity Sock.
Annihilation's blast strikes the mirror and reflects back. The ensuing explosion sends glass shards everywhere. And Annihilation is nowhere to be seen.
Biz: Whoo hoo!! I did it!
Biz looks around all the slaving mail minions and the massive innards of Chant's helicarrier. No, wait. HIS helicarrier. A smile touches his lips.
Biz: Hell yeah.
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Kaz: That's a swank board.
Britannica Online: Thanks!
Spandex Monkey Man: So, about this threat-
Fused: What are we gonna do about Chant or... Annihilation... or whatever?
Sockrates: We will have to take the fight to him...her... them.
Ace: How?
Kaz: Hey, Jay Orin! You're turning invisible.
Jay: What?
SMM: And we can barely hear you.
Jay: I'm.... fading away!! No! Something must have happened to Annihilation! I'm... blinking... out... of.... existence.....
The sock on her arm slips off but SMM deftly snatches it from the air and slips it on.
SMM: Finally. About da-
Ace: So... did Jay just die?
Kaz/Fused: *shrug*
Brit-O: Listen, I think I know a way we can get past the helicarrier's defenses and still be able to launch an attack.
Sockrates: How?
Brit-O: Follow me. Back to the Farmhouse.
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Purgatory.... A sudden flash fills the room and suddenly, Wednesday and GOB Almighty are staring at Annihilation Lee/Jay Orin.
Annihilation stomps and throws a tantrum while the other two look on.
Wednesday: Let me guess. She ain't supposed to be here either.
GA: Actually, no. That one's right.
With a wave of his finger, GOB Almighty summons a lightning bolt to strike Annihilation and she disappears entirely.
Chant: Nice shot. *nods approvingly*
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The EVIL JLR are enroute to catch their one-time companions....
T3: We're getting closer, my sensors are picking them up, they've changed course.
Evil Doog: Which way are they headed?
T3: Let's see... oh. This way.
RM: What?
T3: They're headed straight for us.
Evil Doog: Get ready! Evil attack formation!
Just as the EVIL JLR get into position, the GOOD JLR appear in the sky.... and zoom right past them.
Evil Doog: I... What?... Damn it!
The EVIL JLR watch as the GOOD JLR flies out of sight.
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The Farmhouse of Justice....
Arisockles: What is this plan?
Brit-O: I'm going to need everyone to help. JLR and socks combined.
SMM: But, we still don't know what we're sup-
Kaz: What do you want us to do?
SMM: Ya know, it was funny when it happened to TTT.. now? Not so much.
Brit-O: We're going to make the Farmhouse space-worthy.
Fused: What the #$&@?
Ace: Why?
Hippsockrotes: I see!
Sockrates: As do I! It's genius nearly on our level!
Brit-O: Thank you... I think.
Kaz: Wow, I'm clearly an idiot. I have no idea what the hell is going on.
Hippsockrotes: See, making the Farmhouse of Justice into the Farmhouse Satellite Tower of Justice In Space-
Brit-O: Or FSTJS for short.
Sockrates: We can launch an offensive from close enough to the helicarrier and we have someplace to fall back to if our attack is repelled.
Kaz: Oh. Well... that DOES sound like a good idea.
Fused: %&#@ Yeah!
SMM: No sense just standing arou-
Ace: Let's get to it, team!
SMM: Seriously. Not funny anymore.
