RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 05/03/05

The lights dim and a cloaked figure steps on to the stage revealing himself to be the latest super juiced worst wrestler ever, the Masterprick. He does his pose, kisses his biceps, and struts down the ramp to the ring. He grabs a mic and holds up a wad of bills.

Masterprick: To this day, no one has been able to break the Mastercock. It doesn't matter what I offer. Every Monday night, I walk out to the ring and give some fat fuck the chance to make himself famous by breaking my Mastercock. So here I am, at the Cheesedome, home of the RDCW. I am issuing an open challenge to anyone in this building. In my hand is 1000 dollars. But that's not all you'll get. If you can break my Mastercock, I'll also give you your very own cloak, so that when you go home tonight, you can wrap it around yourself and pretend to be...me.

Masterprick pauses, but the arena is silent.

Masterprick: So, you get 1000 dollars, and a cloak. Who can break the Mastercock?

More silence.

Masterprick: Anyone?

No one raises their hand.

Masterprick: There must be someone out there who thinks they can break out of the Mastercock. I didn't come all this way from Worst Wrestling Ever just to stand alone in the ring.

Another pause is met with more silence.

Masterprick: It looks like Billionaire Vince was right about this place. If you can't break out of the Mastercock, there is no way you will be able to-

Masterprick is cut off by the stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" and the fans roar to their feet and sing along. The lights dim and the Cheese-o-tron comes to life.

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

PenWing surprises Grimm with a low blow kick to the groin as he walks over him, and Sammitch hits him with a chair.

You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace

Darth begins to swing PenWing out for the Darkside Slam, but PenWing grabs Darth's head, using Darth's own strength to deliver a momentous Sudden Death!

Kickin' your can all over the place

Snarf turns to face PenWing, who connects a Spin-o-rama to Snarf's face, sending him flying off the ladder.

Singin'
'We will we will rock you

PenWing grabs the belts to retain the Donkey Lovin' tag team championship and SD-6 celebrates in the ring.

We will we will rock you'

Locked in Snarf's barbed wire Headlock, PenWing jumps up. As PenWing's feet leave the mat, he swings his body away from Snarf, and wraps his arms around Snarf's head behind him, executing Sudden Death!

Everybody
'We will we will rock you'

Snarf tries to set up the BastardBomb, but PenWing gets a hold of Snarf's arm and turns it into a Drag 'n Whip. PenWing then hits the High Holy Howe from the top rope.

'We will we will rock you'

Two-Ton Tommy and James Fantastic lift PenWing up on their shoulders, and Meeko and Nuriko raise the roof as the fans cheer.

Alright

The lights come back and PenWing is standing on the stage, Donkey Lovin' tag title around his waist, the Heavyweight Cheese title raised in one hand, and his Sherwood in the other. PenWing's forehead is bandaged from where the barbed wire scratched him. He makes his way to the ring and trades the Sherwood for a mic.

PenWing: 1000 dollars and a cloak if I break the Mastercock. Did I get that right?

Masterprick: That's right.

PenWing: What do all of you have to say? Should I accept the challenge?

The crowd cheers.

PenWing: It looks like I'm going to have accept your challenge, Masterprick.

Masterprick: All right. Let's do it. Ref, how about you set up a chair here, so that this young man can sit down.

The ref sets up a folding chair.

Marcum: What is the knucklehead doing?

Monroe: He's putting on a show for the fans!

PenWing: I better hand these over to the ref. Wouldn't want them getting in the way.

PenWing hands the ref the Heavyweight Cheese and Donkey Lovin' tag belts. He then takes a seat.

Masterprick: All right. Here we go.

Masterprick puts PenWing into the Mastercock and lifts him violently out of the chair. PenWing gets a foot hold on the chair on the way up, and gives an extra push, reaching backwards with his arms to grab Masterprick's head as he shifts the momentum and brings him down to the mat with Sudden Death! The roars as PenWing gets back to his feet. The ref hands him the money and the cloak. PenWing flips through the bills and tosses them to the crowd. He then spreads the cloak over Masterprick's body and takes the mic.

PenWing: Welcome to the RDCW, where -

PenWing with the crowd: Sudden Death Rules!

PenWing: Snarf learned that the hard way Sunday night. He thought he could beat me with a little barbed wire and a headlock. There's a reason it's called Sudden Death.

More pops from the crowd.

PenWing: Rehash was far from a total victory for SD-6. Nuriko competed in one of the most amazing ladder matches I have ever seen, but Sneaky Bunny was able to hold on to the Women's Boobie Belt. The other half of the Donkey Lovin' tag team champions, Captain Sammitch, and Joe Mama, helped put each other into the hospital in a double count out. And the Legbreakers defeated the team of James Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy in a brutal grudge match. After taking in a hatrick of losses, it looked like the Family was going to walk away with a sweep. All I can say is, it's a good thing we're living in OT!

The crowd cheers.

PenWing: King Snarf, you put on a hell of a match. And history was on your side when you locked in the Headlock. No one had ever broken out of the Headlock. Until Sunday night. Now, just like the Masterprick lying over here, your move has been broken.

More cheers from the crowd.

PenWing: And before you start whining about your rematch, let me beat you to it. Any time. Any where. Any way you want it. Just remember the rules, Snarf. Sudden Death.

PenWing drops the mic and raises both titles as "Gonna Fly Now" starts playing over the speakers and Havoc cuts to commercial.